Introducing "ESPN: The Microphone"!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

It's that time of year folks! The time when you scouring the Internet for gifts that you can purchase for your loved ones that aren't too cheesy or overly expensive. Well have I got the gift for you! I am proud to introduce to you ESPN's "Sports Caster Mic"!!!

Fulfill your dream of being an ESPN announcer with the ESPN Sportscaster Mic, nominated by as one of the Top Ten Toys for 2008. With its built-in speaker, you can announce the game or make the calls from anywhere you want. Three modes of sounds, football, baseball and basketball make you feel like you're right on the field or court for the big game. And announcer tips, tricks and calls from SportCenter’s Steve Levy make the Sportscaster Mic a must have for any aspiring ESPN anchor.
It's all about having and fulfilling your dreams people! And who better to teach you about becoming a broadcaster than Steve Levy?!?! Actually that's actually not a bad choice. At least it wasn't Berman right? And guess how much this amazing, "dream come true" provider costs you.....

Just $19.99 at your local Toys R' Us!!! (Even though ESPN's press release says $14.99)

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Posted by Awful Announcing- at 3:36 PM


We mustn't forget the 4th feature of a cramped studio in Bristol, when calling a basketball tournament which is in Las Vegas.

ssreporters said...
Nov 13, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

The only surprise is that the WWL didn't think of this years before.

But good God, one of the top ten toys??? What the hell finished eleventh -- a pointed stick?

jvwalt said...
Nov 13, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

All things considered, that's not a bad deal.

JFein said...
Nov 13, 2008, 4:01:00 PM  

"Fulfill your dream of being an ESPN announcer"

crickets chirping
cue the tumbleweed
me laughing hysterically

GMoney said...
Nov 13, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

Good idea... ESPN can use this toy to discover the next generation of Stu Scott.

Paul said...
Nov 13, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Learn to say "bulging disc" just like steve levy.

Anonymous said...
Nov 13, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

I want the Steve Berthiaume Edition, complete with stolen catchphrases and annoying inflection.

Nov 13, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

It's like the toy back in the '70s and '80s called Mr. Microphone. You could broadcast thru a radio speaker. There was a cheesy commercial of some guys riding in a convertible with a girl coming out of a store, they grab the mic and say, "Hey, good looking!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 13, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

You mean this, Alan?
That thing kicked ass, unless you were pretending to be stuck in a well.

/Timmy O'Toole

Nov 13, 2008, 6:48:00 PM  

Does it come with Erin Andrews? If not, no bueno for me.

Brett said...
Nov 13, 2008, 6:54:00 PM  

Hey, good lookin. We'll be back to pick you up later!

TPup's Blog said...
Nov 13, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

Ability to figure out which down it is not included.

John Edwards said...
Nov 14, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

I had a Mr. Microphone when I was like three or four! That was an awesome toy. I think Mike Tirico should give the tips or Dan Shulman seeing as they're the two best the WWL employs. Brad Nessler's not bad either.

Brad James said...
Nov 14, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

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