Create The Caption #310
Thursday, November 13, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Hey kids, I have $25 million reasons to live. What about You?"- Anon
"Not pictured: Drew Rosenhaus behind T.O. repeatedly telling the kids "next question"."- Anon
"Dammit, Owens, you are killing me in my fantasy league."- Mal
"Kid in the middle: "Wait a minute. I know you. You're Terrell Owens. You play football for the Dallas Cowboys! I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't get enough separation from the cornerbacks. And he says lots of times, you don't even run out the routes."
T.O.: "The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at San Fran. I'm out there busting my buns every Sunday. Tell your old man to lock up and try to beat Shawn Springs for 60 minutes."
- Anon
(Kareem is proud of all of you)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of bandwagon Titans fans Kid Rock, Lil Wayne and performing at the CMAs last night? (Side notes: Lil Wayne actually played quitar and did not rap and that has to be the first time anyone has worn a kicker's jersey [Rob Bironas] on stage)
Daily Links:
Video Of The Above Performance (Youtube)
Speaking Of Those Titans, They Top The RCS Power Rankings (Real Clear Sports)
Isiah And Other Altered Legacies (Mondesi's House)
A-Rod Gives Expensive Gifts (On 205th)
The Padres Don't Like Their Fans Anymore (Rumors and Rants)
Carl Pavano And Flight Of The Conchords (3:10 To Joba)
A.L. Cy Young Preview (Baseball Musings)
Going Arm Punting Again (Simon on Sports)
That Ref Got Knocked The "F" Out (Youtube via Hot Clicks)
Why Javon Ringer Could Be A Bust (Cake Rocks The Party)
Anyone Want To Watch The Grey Cup? (SS Reporters)
54 Comments:
Lil Wayne was forced to go with his Bironas jersey after his Vince Young jersey mysteriously went missing. Jeff Fisher made a few urgent phone calls inquiring after the lost jersey before it was found in Lil Wayne's car, along with a gun.
On drums... 50 Cent
When did LenDale White drop 150 pounds and grow long dread locks?
Congratulations Tennessee. I gave up my loyalty to the Lions and sold it on Ebay... And you guys supplied the winning bid.
Replace "Bironas" in my previous comment with "LenDale White" and forget the fact that I am a total screw-up.
Good night, we love you Houston!
Lil Wayne is shown here appearing at a Country Music Awards show.
2 seconds later, Hell froze over.
Lil Wayne: "Awful lot of honkies in here."
It's nice to see that LenDale and Rod's post-NFL careers are going well for them.
Shortly after this, the Nashville PD put out an APB for a black guy carrying a stolen guitar... In Nashville, it should take them all of 30 second to find him.
Kid Rock & Lil Wayne: Putting the "band" in bandwagon since 2008!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
Lil Wayne: Man this thing don't look nothing like my Guitar Hero guitar at home!
Yo, check it out, I got me a black guy on stage!
Lil' Wayne: "This one's for you, Vince! I put your picture away..."
Kid Rock: "...sat down and cried today."
Lil' Wayne: "I can't look at you, while I'm lying NEXT to him..."
Pam Anderson has slept with everyone on that stage.
Vince Young: After watching that performance, I am going to drive off and kill myself.
Jeff Fisher: Wait Vince!
Vince Young: ...
Jeff Fisher: I'm coming with you.
"Sometimes I'll hear that song, and start to sing along and say 'Man I'd love to see Vince Young again."
I'M. AN. AMERICAN BIRONAS, watch me kick. You can roll with Rod or you can suck my d***.
/extrememly embarrassed for not having to look up Kid Rock lyrics
Not pictured- Jeff Fisher telling Jevon Kearse to put the masking tape down because the Titans won't be playing 30 games this year.
Rebelling against The Awfulness That Is Country Music, Lil Wayine is playing guitar while Kid Rock bursts into a tribute to the Tennessee Titans kicker by singing, "R R R Rob Bironas".
Wow, a rap and rock star singing a country song. That's as likely as a recoving alcholic and rookie leading an undefeated football team.
R-R-R-Rob Bironas (sung to the tune of My Sharona)
Jeff Fisher: Yes yes once again we will be sticking with Kid Rock and Little wayne as #1 band wagon fans until team loses or they perfom badly ... Oh Shit I guess that already happend.. IS IT TOO LATE TO TRADE ESPN FOR HANK JR ?
Meanwhile, backstage Billy Ray Cyrus was found tied up wearing a Dan Pastorini jersey.... Billy Ray is soooooo yesterday.
"No, no, no Wayne! You came into late again! We're going to stay here all night until we get it right people! Okay, take it from the top Bawitababadang..."
We're on a mission from God
Kid Rock was shocked to meet Myley Cyrus, who's still dating a 20-year old singer.
Female voice: "It's still a felony!" (Yeah, but for another week.)
thank God for Joel McHale and the Soup!
Duke...Duke...Duke...Duke of Earl...Duke...Duke...Duke of Earl...Duke...Duke...Duke of Earl...
Kid Rock seen paying tribute to the kicker who kicked nobody saw because because nobody has NFL Sunday Ticket. (Thank you Rich Eisen)
"HELLO CLEVELAND!!"
Kid Rock: "Damn I used to sing to sold out arenas across the nation. Now I am singing in front of a bunch of d-bags."
Lil Wayne: "Yeah, Yeah, Where's Taylor Swift."
And here we can see Kid Rock, sporting the only jersey he could find in his hometown of Detroit.
...Meanwhile Vince Young sits alone in a dark room with a bottle of Tanqueray watching the 2006 Rose Bowl for the 429th time.
Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony....
Thanks to Kid Rock, Bironas traded numbers with the mascot the next day.
The CMAs seemed like an odd place to unveil Toyota's "Saved by Zero" Remix.
In a trade of award ceremony performers, the BET Hip Hop Awards agree to allow Cowboy Troy and Tim McGraw perform a duet next year while wearing Atlanta Hawks jerseys.
The country crowd did not understand the irony that Lil' Wayne and Kid Rock performed Adam Sandler's "The Lonely Kicker" during the CMAs.
Shortly after their CMA performance, the Titans asked Lil' Wayne and Kid Rock for their jerseys back so they could give them to singers with equal popularity and relevance...Lionel Richie and Kenny Rogers.
Unfortunately, Obama's victory comes with a price.
With the Sunday and Monday Night Football opening gigs already taken, Kid Rock & Lil Wayne audition for MTV's Rock N' Jock Super Bowl.
(screaming) KIIIIIIIIIILL WHITEY!
Kid Rock: "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!"
Lil Wayne: "ROCK!"
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie refetrence as a response to anon 11/13 1:11 PM.
Remeber I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight out the trailer.
Cause I want to be a Titan baby With the top let back and Kerry Collin's shinning
Titan baby East coast chilling with Jack not Wine
I wanna be a Titan baby
Bironas kicking at night cause we sleep all day
Titan baby I can smell Vince from a mile away
Next scene: Lil Wayne rips open Kid Rock's jersey to reveal his left breast to the millions of television view....nevermind... nobody's watching this crap on the CMAs anyway.
On drums tonight...Joe "Mama" Besser.
Next scene: explosion and a green globule on the drum stool.
Kid & Lil Wayne looking around extremely shocked and horrified...
Lil Wayne: Yo Kid, this s**t be straight out da X FILES!
Kid Rock: You ain't kiddin' man! How the f**k did we get here and why in hell are we wearing this s**t?!?
Kid Rock: I'm the best rapper alive.
(Lil' Wayne unstraps the guitar)
Kid Rock: Yeah!!!!!!
(Wayne takes guitar and smacks Kid Rock with it)
Lil Wayne: Bironas? You b#$%*. Oh yeah, I'm the best.
HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
"And on keytar...Vince Young!"