Your Pammy Winners And New Standings After Week Twelve

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote for the nominees from this past weekend. Pammy decided to take a week off, but her lead couldn't be dented into by any of the Top Five. Brad Nessler is trying to make one last push, but with just one full week left.....will it be enough? Here are your winners and your new standings....

10. "You think the duck came up with that one?" - Mike Patrick on an trick Aflac Trivia Question

9. "Kyle Halderman running to the endzone like he's running to Watergate" - John Saunders

8. "The back falls down, and he just becomes a Football player."- Gary Danielson

7. "The center stepped on him as he was pulling out."- Kirk Herbstreit

6. "Well as you mentioned, North Carolina you gotta believe. They're on the road, and for Maryland they're playing at home."- Bob Griese on his game plan for each team

5. "You have 32 teams with 3 spots per team that's 94 spots" - Dave Lapham on TX QB Colt McCoy's NFL prospects

4. "Somebody plugged the hole and then gave it to him right up under his chin."- Brad Nessler

3. "I hope you and Bob are nice and dry while I get wet here in trenches" - Stacey Dales

2. "They're used balls. You like em when they're a little bit round. Not too slick, just a little bit used."- Bob Griese

1. "They're playing for Paul Bunyan's ass on ABC to a good chunk of the country."- Brad Nessler
"Paul Bunyan's?"- Bob Griese
"Axe. What did you think I said?"- Brad Nessler
"Axe."- Bob Griese
"Why is everybody laughing?"- Brad Nessler

Standings After Week Seven: 1. Pam Ward (76), 2. Lou Holtz (63), 3. Gary Danielson (55), 4. Brad Nessler (38), 5. Mike Patrick (36), 6. Bob Griese (29), 7. Petros Papadakis (24), 8. Charles Davis (23), 8. Andre Ware (23), 10. Mark Jones (21), 11. Bob Davie (20), 11. Ray Bentley (20) 13. Brent Musburger (18), 13. Kirk Herbstreit (18), 15. David Norrie (15), 16. Paul Maguire (14), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 21. Tom Hammond (9), 21. Rob Stone (9), 23. Pat Haden (8), 23. Brock Huard (8), 23. Stacey Dales (8)

Others Receiving Votes:
Joe Tessitore (7), Alex Flanagan (7), Steve Physioc (7), Dave Lapham (6), Doug Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (4), Craig Bolerjack (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), John Saunders (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)

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Posted by Awful Announcing- at 3:41 PM


That has to be the first time in Pammy history the Top 4 came from the same team.

Now imagine if Paul McGuire wasn't off last week?

stephen said...
Nov 18, 2008, 5:38:00 PM  

And I believe that this is the first time that the top three had multiple entandres in it unbeknownst to anyone.

There hasn't been this much leudness since Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls on SNL.

JamesCraven said...
Nov 18, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

I abstained from voting in this because of the failure to include "Everybody wants a piece of that axe."

Daniel said...
Nov 18, 2008, 7:35:00 PM  

As for this week's schedule, Dr. Lou is in Bristol at TWLIS HQ, our leader and Matron Saint will be at The Old Oaken Bucket Game in West Lafayette while Crazy Uncle Gary's in Death Valley of Red Stick.

JamesCraven said...
Nov 18, 2008, 10:19:00 PM  

PU and IU deserve her.

Anonymous said...
Nov 18, 2008, 10:28:00 PM  

that laughter you hear in the background is AA cracking up at anon 10:28 PM's comment, truer than ever...

JamesCraven said...
Nov 18, 2008, 10:31:00 PM  

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