Create The Caption #306
Thursday, November 06, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"If I ever hear you butcher my catch phrases like that again, I will hunt you down and kill you."- Anon
"And that's how you get the deux deux deux's. Oh, nevermind - I see you've got 'em already..."- Steve
"The pitch, McCain hits it deep. Its barack, barack, barack, gone!"- kowisja
"Berman: John McCain, and his VP candidate, Sarah Palin...from?
Tom Jackson: Hawaii Pacific! And North Idaho! And the University of Idaho! And Matanuska-Susitna Community College!"
- Sal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brady Quinn getting ready for his first NFL start tonight?
Daily Links:
Speaking Of Brady Quinn.... (Tirico Suave)
And How About A Song For Him? (Money Shot)
Some New NFL Power Rankings (Real Clear Sports)
Lebron's Halloween Costume Was Pretty Sweet (NESW)
Preview Of The BCS Buster Game Between TCU And Utah (Stiles Points)
Canada Has Some Winners! (The Love of Sports)
Worst. Tattoo. Ever. (Sports Hernia)
A Great NCAA Basketball Schedule For You To Use (Eye On Sports Media)
Everything Will Be Okay Penn State Fans (Moon Dog)
Man Hits Golf Shot For A Million Bucks (Steady Burn)
46 Comments:
Kellen Winslow: "Damn, no wonder homeboy never won a bowl game."
Quinn: "I'm the only winner on the team, the rest of 'em are losers--either by choice, or by birth."
"Oh, geez, it's been so long since I've had to do this...Ok, think Brady, think...It goes something like this, right?"
Brady: Good, just like Derek said. Throw the pass, and be ready to pump your fist if Braylon actually catches it.
Oh crap guys, sorry, I'm kinda busy on Thursday, you'll have to put Derek back in. Those $5 footlongs don't make themselves.
Brady: "Guys after practice, lets go take a shower naked with each other."
Kellen: Hey Brady, is that your sister out there in centerfield...naked?
Is that Tim Couch over there? Man, wonder what kind of wax he uses, the shit I use leaves me all rashy and stuff, maybe he could tell me what he uses for removing his arm hair, what a pain in the butt, did I forget to put hair gel on this morning...man, I hope I don't stink, Kellen might smell it, oh, man, I caught a whiff...whew...ok, not too bad, but still not good, not good...should I get those pants I saw in Saks yesterday...I liked them a lot, they fit great...I'm all about looking good...
One minute later, Brady came down with a staph infection.
For one day, tonight, the number of women football fans will outnumber the number of male football fans.
Oh my gosh, what will Dr. Lou think of me after the Broncos eat me for lunch?
What'd you say about my sister?
Following practice, the Browns denied Quinn's request to come out to the field on a sparkled out jet ski.
Maybe if I facemask myself, I can "tweak my neck" and go back to hanging around with hot babes...
/So tempting to use the "Saved by the Bell" standard quote here.
Thank god for long sleeves, i don't want to catch that unholy arm poisoning everyone seems to have
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in the fourth quarter last game, we would've beat the Ravens. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
Brady: "How long before I'm done?"
K2: "The rest of the season. This ain't no treadmill, boy."
At least there will be one Brady starting at QB this year.
Hey Brady, how's your wife and my kids?
Gay joke.
Brady Quinn learns how to play QB like a soldier.
He's wearing brown shorts so no one can tell that's he's shitting him self...
Man I hope this mother F'er doesn't fall of and I ding up my money maker.
See Coach? It's just like Derek said. I can't throw completions to our guys either.
Winslow: Hey Coach, this guy sucks too. Is Daunte still available?
If at the end you want them to cheer
Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay
Whether it's Hamlet, Othello or Lear
Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay
Brady Quinn attempts his best Dr. Evil impersonation while throwing a pass to Verne Troyer.
Quinn: Damn you Anderson!!! You wrote 'PEN15' all over my wristband!!!
Who knew that Brady Quinn's "Ask.com inner questions" voice was Kellen Winslow?
"Will I be exposed on television against the Broncos?"
At midnight on Halloween, the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch and bring candy and treats to all the boys and girls who believe in him.
god why didnt miami draft me?
ok i must suck, for america, i cant let mike and mike talk about me and here "and IIIIIIIIIIII will always love you" again
You're saying just throw it? Hmmmm.
Like this?
http://toobroketolaugh.com
"Dammit, chipped a nail"
Winslow: Block? Ha ha, I don't think so...
Quinn: (in Seinfeld voice) Winslow!
All I asked for was frickin recievers who could catch the frickin ball! Jeez, not like I'm asking for sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.
Lt. Winslow - "You call that a spiral? Gimme 20 correct throws, Private Dancer. Dancer for money. Any old music will do."
Quinn - "Sir. Yes sir!"
Quinn: If I hit it just right I might get Coach Crennel in the cerebral cortex and then he'll stop caring about us and put me in.
Winslow: Dude, that's Shaun Rogers.
Winslow: Why you holding your helmet down?
Brady: I haven't had it on in a game in a long time, doesn't it fall off?
Winslow: Wow you really are a pussy
Wait, shouldn't Winslow be practicing blocking for me?? Damn, no wonder Derek sucked so bad.
So, if I wear the orange shirt during the game, they won't hit me, right?
Come on ride that train, and ride it...choo choo!
Calling for a facemask penalty, Quinn removed the football from a teammates facemask.
aaaaand push. Fly on little angel's wings pigskin. Fly through the air.
Quinn: These uniforms are lame. They should at least change the team name from the Browns to the Cleveland Halloweenies.
Too...many...supplements...can't...bend...arms.