Create The Caption #305

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....

"Wife: Honey, I'm really tired. Do we really have to go to this party at the moontower?
MM: Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man!"
- Birdman

"Matthew McConaughey would like to thank ABC for allowing him to borrow a jacket from the "Life On Mars" wardrobe department."- Wade Robertson

"Hey Colt, Aerosmith tickets, 2 weeks, don't forget."- Anon

"That's what I like about those Texas Tech college girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age."- Dazzle

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Chris Berman speaking with John McCain before this past Monday Night?

Daily Links:

Another Petition To Get Kornheiser Off The Air (SC Sports Talk)
An Interview With Jeff Pearlman (HHR)
Could Obama's Election Hurt Athletes? (Randball)
Give Leon The Ball! (LOCG)
Freddie Mitchell Has Business Smarts (Food Court Lunch)
Wait, Someone Is Going To Miss Phil Fulmer? (Rumors and Rants)
Let Frank Shamrock Teach You How To Punch People In The Face (Yardbarker)
The 9ers Have A Bunch Of Problems (Real Clear Sports)
The NFL Needs Some New Rivalries (CBS Sports)
Stay Classy USC! (Uncoached)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:51 PM


"The Aristocrats!"

Ted said...
Nov 5, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

One of these men is an over-rated, over-hyped, blowhard with people all over the country willing to blindly agree with everything he says.

The other just tried to be the President.

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

If I ever hear you butcher my catch phrases like that again, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Berman: Don't tell me I need to retire

Mccain: Hate to laugh but you do need to

Slappy Tricky said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

you're with me, McCain

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

You're with me, Leatherface.

GMoney said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Berman: "I swear to God, grandpa, if you keep telling me the Cards will make the playoffs this year, I'll disconnect your colostomy bag and choke you with it."

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Berman: "Ha Ha I can lift my arms higher than you."

McCain: "Can't we get this over, I have to go and take my nap."

49er16 said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

"Read my lips. I'm. A. Douchebag."

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

"You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of g0d-damned nerds!"

Wade Robertson said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Berman: The Swami's got 5 on you tomorrow!

McCain: Oh...alright...crap >_<

jon said...
Nov 5, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

'' Now look here fuck head, IVE GOT 5 CAMERAS IN MY FACE AND YOUR IMITATING ME ''

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

And that's how you get the deux deux deux's.

Oh, nevermind - I see you've got 'em already...

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

"Senator McCain, I wouldn't be concerned about discrimination because of your age. I'm 180 lbs overweight and look at me!"

Steven said...
Nov 5, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

You're with me Maverick!

PC said...
Nov 5, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

McCain: "I'll respectfully disagree, Boomer. I'd rather have Jay Glazer as my Press Secretary over Mortensen."

Nov 5, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

BERMAN: "Well, Senator, It could have been worse. You could have been Fred Goldman."

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

McCain: I'm with Leather. Her name is Cindy.

JFein said...
Nov 5, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

The pitch, McCain hits it deep. Its barack, barack, barack, gone!

kowisja said...
Nov 5, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

And now Senator John "Lost Campaign" McCain.

kowisja said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Sign in the background: "Did you know Wade Boggs once drank 64 beers on a cross-country flight?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

McCain: "you know boom, I've been through rope bindings, beatings, dysentery, broken bones and various awful things in my life ... but these past five minutes have been the most painful of my life"

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Yes, My Friend. . .I have seen the "pull my finger" trick.

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

A little 8% codeine never hurt anybody. Right, Cindy?

Gorgonzola said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

My friend, there is a special place in hell for this "Swami" character you speak of.

Birdman said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

boomer: my president's black, my lambeau's blue!

Game said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Mr. Berman I've long been listening to your pronunciation on "G-men" and my ears have the scars to prove it.

Birdman said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Pull my finger Senator.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

So remember McCain, to win this election, you need the rites of patches.

ssreporters said...
Nov 5, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

Berman: John McCain and Abel, rumblin, bumblin, stumblin to a 2nd place finish in this election.

McCain: Very funny fatass

Tom_Ace said...
Nov 5, 2008, 4:37:00 PM  

I'm here with presidential hopeful John Anything You McCain do I McCain Do Better. Sir, how do you think you can beat THE DEEEE-MEN.

Nov 5, 2008, 5:01:00 PM  

Berman: "Thanks for joining us Sen. John Mccain 'and Able', and don't forget to visit the Hotel California."

McCain: "Hahahaha, that never gets old!"

The Dish said...
Nov 5, 2008, 5:04:00 PM  

Am I back in a POW camp? This is torture...

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 5:09:00 PM  

Fat, bald and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

Berman: Hey, look at my finger.
McCain: I got a finger for ya Berman!

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Damnit, Berman, that's the worse Bill Clinton impersenation I've ever heard! We are all dumber for listening to that!

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

Berman: John McCain, and his VP candidate, Sarah Palin...from?

Tom Jackson: Hawaii Pacific! And North Idaho! And the University of Idaho! And Matanuska-Susitna Community College!

Sal said...
Nov 5, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

Boomer reminds Sen. McCain that a little 8% Codeine, to deal with the rigors of campaigning and answering vague, pointless sports questions from an inflated ballon animal, never hurt anyone.

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 9:05:00 PM  

Boomer: "And next up, an interview with John "I'm so old I walk with a" McCain."

Dazzle said...
Nov 5, 2008, 10:07:00 PM  

Chris Berman: "Nobody circles the wagons like John McCain."

John McCain (laughs momentarily & then talks to aide off camera): "Hasn't he used that joke since 1992?"

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 10:59:00 PM  

Chris Berman does not appreciate John McCain laughing at his attempts to create nicknames for all 43 previous U.S. Presidents.

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 11:07:00 PM  

John McCain laughs at the idea that ESPN believed that Chris Berman was the most qualified person on their staff to interview him and Barack Obama.

Anonymous said...
Nov 5, 2008, 11:11:00 PM  

And He Could...Go...All...The...Waaaaa... OOHHH!!! He came up short!!!

bigern said...
Nov 6, 2008, 11:03:00 AM  

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