Create The Caption #208

Thursday, May 01, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Tuesday's Winners....

"Tim Tebow prepares to follow in the footsteps of Heath Shuler. Crappy NFL Quarterback turned US Representative."- Gregory Louis

"I'm telling you for the last time - it was just B-12 and lidocaine!"- Anon

"Tim Tebow - making old southern men way too happy since 2006."- Mez

"(unsnaps button) I'm all for the Second Amendment too. And you know why? Cause here comes the GUN SHOW!"- Corn

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mark Cuban at the Cubs game last night?

Daily Links:

Who Will Be The Next NBAer To Admit To Smoking Pot? (100% IR)
Eli And Peyton, There Can Only Be One (NESW Sports)
Only Cool People Attend The Draft (Joe Sports Fan)
Deshawn vs. Buzz (The Big Picture)
Dirk vs. Sig (Rumors and Rants)
The Eagles Sign Free Agent Adarius Bowman (Inside the Eagles)
The Best Sports Movie Quotes (For The Love Of Sports)
Suns Fans Aren't Happy (AZ Sports Hub)
BCS Not Going To Be Going To A Playoff Anytime Soon (Waiting For Next Year)
Wings-Avs Isn't What It Used To Be (My Brain Says Rage)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:08 PM


Cuban looks at the scoreboard, which shows Avery Johnson flipping him off.

ssreporters said...
May 1, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

That's the last time I use those urinals

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
May 1, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Ok, season's over...Now where the f*ck is Erin Andrews?!?

(she interviewed him last night)

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

If I buy the Cubs, can you guarantee me that the best this team will ever do is make the playoffs and choke? Where do I sign?

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

I wonder if Bartman can play the point...

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Not really a caption, but a comment - when in the hell did Mark Cuban get replaced by the guy who played Doctor Octopus in SpiderMan 2?

Telecomedian said...
May 1, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Ya know...if I owned the Cubs, I'd bring back Ryne Sandberg for the postseason run. Can't go wrong with the big names and age is only a number...

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

"At least this team isn't as cursed as mine."

Ponce said...
May 1, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

Just kinda sittin here looking to buy another team that can't win a championship.

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Mark Cuban watches a Cubs video of the last 100 years on the scoreboard at Wrigley Field and has sick feeling of deja vu.

Mez said...
May 1, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Cuban: Thank god that's over, now I can escape that nasally voise and watch some real champions... wait a minute... the Cubs... oh god...

The Lazer said...
May 1, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

And the Cuban is practicing staring
As Josh Howard slowly gets stoned
Yes, theyre sharing a drink they call Old Style
But its better than being alone

Dr. C said...
May 1, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Hey at least if I buy the Cubs I can expect them to suck when it counts. Maybe I can buy the Phoenix Suns while I'm at it too.

Gregory Louis said...
May 1, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

I bet Jason Kidd would make a great Pitcher

Jeff V said...
May 1, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

I don't feel so bad...ESPN will surely pick up "The Great Enunciator" for the rest of the playoffs.

Monty said...
May 1, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

I don't see any tits in the bleachers.....I am definitely not buying this team.

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Cuban looks at the jumbotorn. He sees himself and is scared. " Is that the UniBomber behind me? "

Ethanator1088 said...
May 1, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Fire Lou Piniella

Konck1 said...
May 1, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  


Sorry, I don't have a comment.

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Man, I still can't figure out how many teeth Avery had, he was like some kind of lizard monster or something, scary. Good thing I had the janitor give him his pink slip.

Hmm, I wonder if Tafoya will return my call, I like her a lot, she sort of looks like me, but not really, and she has that deep voice, the kind I like.

Why wasn't I born in Upper St. Clair, Mt. Lebo sucked so bad at everything, what a shitbag town.

Come on Tafoya, come to Poppy. I hope she doesn't find my wide-ranging collection of red ball gags. She might like it, but probably not. Well, maybe she will.

hollywood wags said...
May 1, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

I would love to buy this team, take them from the perennial league basement, and perpetually fall short in the playoffs despite having some of the best players in the sport, but it appears that my work has already been done.

Pete said...
May 1, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

Finally, a place where I'm not the biggest douchebag.

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
May 1, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Mark Cuban Style RickRoll:

You're never gonna win it all,
Always gonna take a fall,
As long as you give the ball to Nowitzki,
He'll never be known as clutch,
Cause the pressure is too much,
Maybe you should learn to be more thrifty,

You could have resigned Steve Nash,
But now you suffer with an aging Kidd,
You got the life and a load of cash,
But I bet you're regretting what you did,

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Yet another person looks at Buzz Bissinger and thinks "What the fuck is he talking about?"

steve said...
May 1, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

Oh, that's what Marty Brennamen was talking about!

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 3:23:00 PM

Jason said...
May 1, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

I wonder if I can find a coach shorter and a funnier talker than Avery? I got it, Pat Reilly.

By the way, I thought I coined the phrase hilarity ensues, but happy to share it with you.

Dave Grnwld said...
May 1, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Harry Caray's long lost twin brother tries to convince Mark Cuban the Cubs DON'T suck.

May 1, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

Mark looks, like so many other Cubans, completely adrift.

Free Vick said...
May 1, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Mark Cuban is unimpressed with the "Abe Lincoln on the Penny" impression of the man sitting to his left.

OR (the easy one)

Mark Cuban is watching you masturbate.

bido said...
May 1, 2008, 5:12:00 PM  

Hmm, Dairy Queen Park would be a good name for this place...

The Dish said...
May 1, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Didn't know Severus Snape liked the Mavs...

Tom said...
May 1, 2008, 5:44:00 PM  

Woah, what the hell was in that brownie that Josh gave me? I need a hot dog. No, I need 10 hot dogs. Mmmmmm...10 hot dogs.

Anonymous said...
May 1, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

Val Kilmer looks disappointed after hearing from everyone that he sucked as Batman.

Jay Flemma said...
May 1, 2008, 7:34:00 PM  

"Man, is that guy over there blogging this game? Why I oughta...."

rock said...
May 1, 2008, 7:59:00 PM  

"I'm so drunk & stoned after Josh Howard's birthday party that Ronny Woo Woo is looking good to me."

May 1, 2008, 11:39:00 PM  

"Aw damn, its Avery. God, this is awkward."

Michael said...
May 2, 2008, 1:15:00 AM  

Is Martin Lawrence available to coach?

KC Cal said...
May 2, 2008, 2:08:00 AM  

"Mark Cuban thinking about how bad Mark Cuban sucks..."

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 4:31:00 AM  

Mark Cuban wonders how he can keep bloggers from blogging about the Cubbies from the buildings across from Wrigley.

Drew said...
May 2, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

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