Welcome To The Seventh Level Of Hell, Bayless vs. Smith

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Unfortunately for all of you the name of this website is "Awful" Announcing, and you're going to have to be subjected to the awfullest of the bunch today. Here are two of my favorite subjects arguing about something on First Take this morning. Watch closely as Skip Bayless calls out S.A.S. and they completely get derailed from the original topic.....



Riveting television! I love how First Take advertises these Skip and S.A.S. debates like heavyweight fights on the network. I also love how by the end of the segment they're not even talking about what the topic was to begin with. Both get so confused in calling each other out that they forget their original points.

(The "you don't know anybody" part was also hilarious, but I would never give S.A.S. credit for making me laugh. Well at least without parenthesis.)

11 Comments:

That's why the power of the remote control is so important. One push, no noise.

Steve Smith said...
May 6, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

First Take is the worst show in the history of civilization that didn't feature Brad Garrett.

GMoney said...
May 6, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

I was waiting for S.A.S.'s head to explode...

Now it's clear who I dislike more...

LeeZy said...
May 6, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

WTF? This is not awful announcing...this is pure comedy!

Anonymous said...
May 6, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

I like the "new Kobe" air quotes at the end.

May 6, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

Did I miss something? What exactly did Kobe "overcome?"

Monty said...
May 6, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

I have no idea. The only thing he overcame was his own ego.

May 6, 2008, 6:59:00 PM  

I don't hate ESPN like other people do, but this is why they get a bad rep. Those two add nothing to sports or a sports conversation. Just two chimps at a zoo flicking turds back and forth at each other.

Steve said...
May 6, 2008, 7:25:00 PM  

LOL at the 'Gasbag' label.

Anonymous said...
May 6, 2008, 10:58:00 PM  

"Skating after prosecutors butchered their investigation" is not "overcoming so much," Stephen A. Smith. Mrs. Belvedere said it best at the end some inane argument between the two of them about Ozzie Guillen's cursing on First Take: "Bleep the both of you."

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
May 7, 2008, 12:28:00 AM  

It's funny because at least SAS has some knowledge about the game of basketball, whereas Skip Bayless doesn't know shit, and probably doesn't even watch the games he comments on. They're talking about Kobe's MVP, and all he spouts off is the Celtics' record. He doesn't even mention KG's numbers, his impact on the team, his defensive intensity, NONE. If he argued all those points, at least it would ahve been a good MVP debate.

dickey simpkins said...
May 7, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

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