fucking hamsters are always kidnapping lifeguards.

Damn hampsters....always kidnapping people like that. SEND THAT HAMPSTER TO JAIL! SEND HIM TO JAIL!

Oh man, that is hilarious! It's a shame that it was a report on a kidnapping case. Hopefully everything turns out all right with the case.

They should have used Manbearpig.

So, just so I'm clear, what circle of hell am I going to be starting at for laughing at that picture?

That is by far the funniest thing I have seen in a long, long time. I can't stop laughing and I don't know why. Its like Matt and Trey Parker from South Park hijacked that newscast. What will they do next? A midget in a bikini?

I'm so startled!

Look into the camera, Shelly.

I can't wait for Nibbles' case to become an E! True Hollywood Story.

I think OJ just found "the real killer."

I was expecting Tom Brady or Bellichick in the mug shot since it was Boston, but the Hamster was funny.

I live in Hartford so that's our CBS affliate...they mess up a lot but, hmm, never like that. Spectacular.

At least the anchor said Bish correctly.

Very funny. What happened (I think) is that no one at the station changed the photo out of the template. They use a photo of a hamster in the template for just this type of situation. If they had used a photo of some random person, they would now have one hell of a lawsuit on their hands.