Create The Caption #346
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Friday's Winners....
"You can even see Berman's combover blowing in the breeze all the way over here."- RJBO
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure the cup came from that direction."- Adam (Hilarious)
"Holy shit, is that John Candy?"- Corbin (Wrong SF QB, but still funny)
"The guy who plays Danny Taylor on Without a Trace tells Billie Jean King that he could throw a football over that mountain."- Chris
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Super Bowl MVP, Santonio Holmes, hanging with Mickey at the Magic Kingdom?
Your Super Bowl Links:
Highlights From The Various Super Bowl Parties (SbB)
Bob Knight Is Officially Interested In Georgia (NY Daily News)
Like Father, Like Son (SRI)
Kobe Goes Off (Dime)
The Latest OTDL (On The DL)
Where'd Those World Champion Cardinals Shirts Go? (The Big Picture)
Don't Invite Alex Boone To Your Super Bowl Party (Total Pro Sports)
Announcers And Their Baldness (Rumors and Rants)
National Signing Day Is Upon Us (Moon Dog Sports)
Your 2009 Super Bowl Odds (Juiced)
36 Comments:
Ain't nothin Minny about me there, Mr. Mouse.
"Wow Mickey, I didn't know you where the same size helmet as Big Ben!"
Mickey does not want to know what's under that Terrible Towel.
"So Mickey. I did this photoshoot once in an empty shower... I think it's something that might interest you..."
"So Mickey, do you like weed? Because I used to be a drug deeler, and can find you whatever you want."
Holmes: Nope. Not really interested in seeing your Steamboat Willie.
Seriously, Mickey, you know you didn't want to sit next to Brenda Warner.
Mickey, wave to Steely McBeam!
Mickey: Phew. I thought they said "San Antonio" is coming to Disneyland.
Reports came out this week that Michael Phelps was photographed holding a marijuana pipe. Santonio Holmes, pictured above, gets caught in an even more compromising situation.
Mickey Mouse poses with the new Santonio Holmes wax figure, debuting at Presidents Hall in Magic Kingdom this week.
Of course Mickey cinches his pants there - he's 80 years old for chrissakes!
"I'm sitting in a convertible, next to Mickey Mouse wearing a football helmet? Man, I really gotta lay off this stuff...."
Mickey: "Can they tell?"
Santonio: "Yeah, because you put that pack of tube socks in your pants sideways."
Mickey: "Dammit. I was just a little self-conscious."
Santonio: "It's cool. Hines Ward does the same thing."
"This is dumb. I hate it. This is the most corniest thing I have ever done."
Listen, you might have caught the game-winning TD, but you better keep that thing away from Minnie, you understand me?
Santonio Holmes spends some time with his famous four-foot black friend with the big helmet. Also pictured: Mickey Mouse.
Nancy Kerrigan was right. This shit is corny. At least I didn't have to get whacked in the knee to get here.
Holmes: I know when everybody wins, they say they're coming here. When you win, where do you go?
Mickey: Clubbin'.
You still got that bag I gave you?
Santonio Holmes: Damn I'm high, this mouse looks huge
Reporter: You're the Super Bowl MVP. What are you gonna do now?
Santonio: I am going to Disney Land!
Mickey: I think the weed is getting to your head, man. Everybody knows the underground orgies happen at Disney World. They'll even let you wear a Goofy head.
Who invited Brenda Warner to Disney as well?
Raise your hand if you've smoked crack.
Sorry Mickey, but you will have to buy your own Chowel.
Santonio: How hard were you tripping during Fantasia?
Mickey: How stoned were you during your suspension?
Santonio: Nevermind.
"Man, being an alum of Ohio State, I'm just glad I get to be a part of a team that actually wins in the big game."
Mickey Mouse shows Dominique Rodgers Cromartie how to play tight defense against Santonio Holmes.
Mickey: "Have you ever had your sh*t pushed in?"
Mickey: Yo when are we going to smoke some chronic?
Santonio: I got some right here in my bong. Let the media get some pictures. You know how Kobe was Mossin it? I'm Phelps'in it.
Santonio Holmes and Arizona's Mickey Mouse defense are showcased at Disney World
This is how you cover him, Arizona! It isn't that hard. Seriously.
Santonio Holmes has a "Jimmy from South Park" moment. 40 dead.
Say hi to all 35 of my kids Mickey!