Create The Caption #347

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Wow Mickey, I didn't know you where the same size helmet as Big Ben!"- Ted

"Mickey does not want to know what's under that Terrible Towel."- Foos

"Listen, you might have caught the game-winning TD, but you better keep that thing away from Minnie, you understand me?"- Sal

"Mickey Mouse shows Dominique Rodgers Cromartie how to play tight defense against Santonio Holmes."- Swany11

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Dan Patrick watching Bruce Springsteen perform during the Super Bowl? (Via PFT)

Your Daily Links:

Writer Responds To Olbermann (Albany Times Union)
Edinson Volquez Likes Firearms (Big League Stew)
Swim Stoned! (Ryan Parker Songs)
Floyd Mayweather Has Lost His Mind (BSO)
Curt Schilling Has A New Dog! (Red Sox Monster)
Kenny Williams Is Confused As To What A Blog Is (Foul Balls)
CBB Preview Of Tonight's Games (Rush The Court)
Does Jerry Rice Think T.O. Is A HOFer? (Sports Radio Interviews)
Football Recruits Crank That Soulja Boy (HHR)
The Tough Guy Challenge Rules! (With Leather)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:31 PM


*Oh God. Here he comes; here he comes. Don't freeze, just be yourself, Dan*

foos said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:35:00 PM  

Dan Patrick hopes to be at the receiving end of Bruce's next crotch slide.

foos said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:35:00 PM  

Dan, did you really just throw your underwear up here?

Paul said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:36:00 PM  

Bruce: "Hey. Somone wanna get that creepy guy with the tie outta here? I caught him in the tree outside my hotel room window last night..."

foos said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:36:00 PM  

Dan waits in anticipation of a Clarence Clemons wardrobe malfunction.

Wade Robertson said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  


hollywood wags said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:42:00 PM  

Crazy Unhappy Bald Guy With Beard: "I must kill the Steen . . . I must kill the Steen . . ."

Mitch said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:42:00 PM  

Dan Patrick, eagerly hoping to take Courtney Cox's place in Bruce's "Dancing in the Dark" video.

Rex Banner said...
Feb 4, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

Woman with American Flag: Oh my god! I'm standing next to Dan Patrick! *faints*

Rex Banner said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

Hey Bruce...$10 bucks if you slide your crotch into that camera!

swany11 said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

The lady next to Dan is trying out for the next Schmitt's Gay commercial.

GMoney said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:31:00 PM  

Interesting fact: no one in this picture is under the age of 48.

Nuk said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

Springsteen to unseen head roadie, "Fire the moron who let [Dan] Patrick in the front row, his aftershave is burning my eyes, man!"

Steve said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

"Is that Patrick guy still staring?"

Benny said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

Bruce Springsteen checks his makeup in a follicle challenged fan's head before jumping into a mild rendition of "Born to Run."

Mez said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  
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Feb 4, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  
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Feb 4, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

Dan "that's what I should have done when I quit ESPN!"

GM said...
Feb 4, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

Dan: "So Bruce, how many movies have you been in?"

49er16 said...
Feb 4, 2009, 2:42:00 PM  

"Put THIS in your Super Bowl diary, Simmons!"

ABoyNamedArt said...
Feb 4, 2009, 2:58:00 PM  

Hey, Boss! Olbermann thinks you're a blowhard, but I got to hand out the Lombardi trophy!

Feb 4, 2009, 3:03:00 PM  

Either The Boss has some gas issues or Benny Hinn is off to the right healing DP's harem.

Steven said...
Feb 4, 2009, 3:11:00 PM  

Purple Rain!

Al Micro said...
Feb 4, 2009, 3:20:00 PM  

Dan Patrick thinks that Bruce Springsteen's crotch is en fuego.

JFein said...
Feb 4, 2009, 3:25:00 PM  

Bruce: "Dude! Can you follow me to my car after the concert? See Gabe Kaplan over there? I slept with his chick thirty years ago and he's still pissed."

Feb 4, 2009, 3:44:00 PM  

Patrick: "I can't stop my enthusiasm for Bruce Springsteen, I can only hope to contain it!"

Todd said...
Feb 4, 2009, 4:41:00 PM  


walnuts said...
Feb 4, 2009, 5:32:00 PM  

I hope Bruce doesn't trip on Olbermann's testicle!

Steve said...
Feb 4, 2009, 5:55:00 PM  

Dan Patrick looks on during Bruce Springsteen's halftime performance, eagerly awaiting to be teabagged like the rest of America was.

Gorgonzola said...
Feb 4, 2009, 6:15:00 PM  

Thinking: Boy, I'll really piss off Olbermann when I tell him I was standing next to O'Reilly for this.

Cason said...
Feb 4, 2009, 6:28:00 PM  

Dan: "FREEBIRD!!!!!"

Mal said...
Feb 4, 2009, 6:52:00 PM  

"Hey Keith, Keith. I'm over here, man."

bk said...
Feb 4, 2009, 9:09:00 PM  

After Bruce passes gas, Dan gets the wwhhiifff.

Feb 4, 2009, 11:27:00 PM  

I'm the biggest sell out in the U.S.A.!

Ben Weldon said...
Feb 4, 2009, 11:44:00 PM

Scott said...
Feb 5, 2009, 2:03:00 AM  

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