Create The Caption #347
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Wow Mickey, I didn't know you where the same size helmet as Big Ben!"- Ted
"Mickey does not want to know what's under that Terrible Towel."- Foos
"Listen, you might have caught the game-winning TD, but you better keep that thing away from Minnie, you understand me?"- Sal
"Mickey Mouse shows Dominique Rodgers Cromartie how to play tight defense against Santonio Holmes."- Swany11
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Dan Patrick watching Bruce Springsteen perform during the Super Bowl? (Via PFT)
Your Daily Links:
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Edinson Volquez Likes Firearms (Big League Stew)
Swim Stoned! (Ryan Parker Songs)
Floyd Mayweather Has Lost His Mind (BSO)
Curt Schilling Has A New Dog! (Red Sox Monster)
Kenny Williams Is Confused As To What A Blog Is (Foul Balls)
CBB Preview Of Tonight's Games (Rush The Court)
Does Jerry Rice Think T.O. Is A HOFer? (Sports Radio Interviews)
Football Recruits Crank That Soulja Boy (HHR)
The Tough Guy Challenge Rules! (With Leather)
34 Comments:
Dan Patrick hopes to be at the receiving end of Bruce's next crotch slide.
Dan, did you really just throw your underwear up here?
Bruce: "Hey. Somone wanna get that creepy guy with the tie outta here? I caught him in the tree outside my hotel room window last night..."
Dan waits in anticipation of a Clarence Clemons wardrobe malfunction.
BRUCE, BRUCE! OVER HERE! THROW YOUR JUNK IN MY FACE!
Crazy Unhappy Bald Guy With Beard: "I must kill the Steen . . . I must kill the Steen . . ."
Dan Patrick, eagerly hoping to take Courtney Cox's place in Bruce's "Dancing in the Dark" video.
Woman with American Flag: Oh my god! I'm standing next to Dan Patrick! *faints*
Hey Bruce...$10 bucks if you slide your crotch into that camera!
The lady next to Dan is trying out for the next Schmitt's Gay commercial.
Interesting fact: no one in this picture is under the age of 48.
Springsteen to unseen head roadie, "Fire the moron who let [Dan] Patrick in the front row, his aftershave is burning my eyes, man!"
"Is that Patrick guy still staring?"
Bruce Springsteen checks his makeup in a follicle challenged fan's head before jumping into a mild rendition of "Born to Run."
Dan "that's what I should have done when I quit ESPN!"
Dan: "So Bruce, how many movies have you been in?"
"Put THIS in your Super Bowl diary, Simmons!"
Hey, Boss! Olbermann thinks you're a blowhard, but I got to hand out the Lombardi trophy!
Either The Boss has some gas issues or Benny Hinn is off to the right healing DP's harem.
Purple Rain!
Dan Patrick thinks that Bruce Springsteen's crotch is en fuego.
Bruce: "Dude! Can you follow me to my car after the concert? See Gabe Kaplan over there? I slept with his chick thirty years ago and he's still pissed."
Patrick: "I can't stop my enthusiasm for Bruce Springsteen, I can only hope to contain it!"
BRUCE! OH MY GOD! BRUCE IS HERE! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
I hope Bruce doesn't trip on Olbermann's testicle!
Dan Patrick looks on during Bruce Springsteen's halftime performance, eagerly awaiting to be teabagged like the rest of America was.
Thinking: Boy, I'll really piss off Olbermann when I tell him I was standing next to O'Reilly for this.
Dan: "FREEBIRD!!!!!"
"Hey Keith, Keith. I'm over here, man."
After Bruce passes gas, Dan gets the wwhhiifff.
I'm the biggest sell out in the U.S.A.!
*Oh God. Here he comes; here he comes. Don't freeze, just be yourself, Dan*