Create The Caption #349

Monday, February 09, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....

"So then the guy stands up, and starts laughin' and going like this... and then the feed cuts back to the Super Bowl!"- Birdman

"First Kobe gets 61, now I get 52... I don't know Boobie, maybe I don't want to play here after all... these guys suck!"- Nate

"Lebron, you can practice all you want to, but you are no Shred Nugent."- G-Money

"Gibson: If you sign with the Knicks Spike Lee will stalk you!
LeBron: Maybe, but my hope is Drew Carey will stop sending me his underpants."- Lammy742

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Alex Rodriguez joking with Andy Pettitte during spring training baseball workouts in Tampa last year?

Your Daily Links:

Big Ben Played The Super Bowl With Broken Ribs (SI)
Break The Girl's Face! (Total Pro Sports)
An Interview With The Famous Chicken (Strait Pinkie)
Your Week In Sports Set To Song (RPS)
Adam Morrison Is Off To L.A.! (Lake Show Life)
The Mamba Is At Your Service (Food Court Lunch)
MLB 2K9 Has The New Sawx Unis (Red Sox Monster)
What Do You Get When You Combine Pool, Poker and MMA? (Deuce of Davenport)
Who's The Best Non-Supplement Hitter Of This Generation? (Luol's Dong)
A Spring Training Based Blog Contest (3:10 To Joba)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:12 PM


"seriously andy, the results are sealed! no one will EVER find out. I'm in the clear...if you catch my drift."

Mike said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:20:00 PM  

So this guy was bathing my balls with his tongue while I'm blowing this tranny and the whole time I'm you think this will hurt my reputation more then if people knew I'm roided up? But then I remembered that the tests were confidential and I had nothing to worry about.

Nick said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:21:00 PM  

You know, what people don't understand is that steroids are the bless and the curse - bigger stats, smaller penis.

And I know YOU know what I'm talking about, Andy. Well, minus the bigger stats part.

Mitch said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:22:00 PM  

"You know, she told me it was a fetish she had, but I knew something was fishy when that stripper asked me to pee in a cup..."

Rex Banner said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:25:00 PM  

"I am Alex F'ing Rodriquez. They can't touch me, dawg!"

swany11 said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:28:00 PM  

Come on, when I said "inject me in the ass" I didn't mean....

SSReporters said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:31:00 PM  

"In the butt, Bob" - man, that's my favourite clip from the Newlywed Game...

Nuk said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

"So I ask Rick Riley, 'You want me to pee where?'".

BF said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:44:00 PM  

You did steroids, too?!

That means we can be best friends!

JFreak said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

So then I was like "absoulutely no to the hand....uhhh...I mean the union, man..."....And Madonna was totally down down with saying the speciman was hers...

shadow said...
Feb 9, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

Yep let me just tie off this arm, okay got a vein - Alex hand me that syringe?

nikralm17 said...
Feb 9, 2009, 1:01:00 PM  
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Feb 9, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

I know, I know it just seems like a superstition, but I don't like to roid up in the playoffs. I just get a funny feeling about it, but now it's spring so I pumped myself full of the stuff.

dwhit said...
Feb 9, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

Seriously, you only used the stuff twice? No wonder you have no Cy Young Awards.

Bob said...
Feb 9, 2009, 1:08:00 PM  

"Dude, its been 5 years since I tested positive and it still hasn't come out to the press! Thank god for Barry Bonds, Madonna's kaballah vagina, and my "Bi" mannerisms! LOL"

Joe said...
Feb 9, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

"So my trainer injects the stuff into his arm and then he puts his no-no into my fanny and I get steroids. He said that's how they can't trace the stuff. It just get so uncomfortable towards the end of the season, that I can never know?"

Nick said...
Feb 9, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

I'm tell you, Andy, Canseco's wife is as good as mine.

GMoney said...
Feb 9, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

No joke Andy! You slap a wig on and some lipstick and you're a dead ringer for the stripper I hooked up with last night!

Chip Wesley said...
Feb 9, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  
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Feb 9, 2009, 1:46:00 PM  

A-Rod: "I took your advice and bought Selig a new diamond and ruby Pimp Cup."
Andy: "You won't hear about that failed test ever again."

Feb 9, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

Cmon, it's not like I'll lose any of my cash over the whole ordeal even IF they do find out. I've got it all tied up with this guy Madoff, he's promised me a biiig return. You want his number?

Feb 9, 2009, 2:00:00 PM  

I mean every freaking time I look at Jason I'm like, "Dude you won the MVP and you were roided up. What are stupid? I mean I gave him the same stuff that hid my test results for years. Did he ever use it NNNOOOOOO!! What a moron."

Brian Shannon said...
Feb 9, 2009, 2:08:00 PM  

Those suckers will never figure out what we are doing!

GM said...
Feb 9, 2009, 2:16:00 PM  

And then I put my hands out like this and Madonna took off her shirt, walked up to me, and set them right in my palms!

Feb 9, 2009, 2:32:00 PM  

You been 'roiding long?

(If anybody doesn't get it, check out this link.

Feb 9, 2009, 2:33:00 PM  

What else could I do? They wouldn't let me sacrifice a live chicken in the locker room.

Jeremiah said...
Feb 9, 2009, 3:00:00 PM  

Seriously, Madonna is HOT. If she EVER divorces her husband, I'm gonna be all over that. Listen, she's so worn out down there that any size pecker is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway so it doesn't matter if I'm roided up!

Nick said...
Feb 9, 2009, 3:28:00 PM  

"Remember, it's not a lie, if YOU believe it."

stevemorrison said...
Feb 9, 2009, 3:31:00 PM  

ARod: "So we've both admitted to using performance enhancing drugs; forever tarnishing our legacies. How should we raise our spirits?"

AP: "Money fight!"

Birdman said...
Feb 9, 2009, 4:40:00 PM  

"Haha, I signed my 275 million dollar contract the day before the Mitchell Report came out."

Jeff said...
Feb 9, 2009, 4:44:00 PM  

I'm telling you, this high sock look is so boss, Andrew. You know wut ahm sayin'?!


Todd said...
Feb 9, 2009, 4:45:00 PM  

AP: "AFraud, why did you do it?

ARod: "I have got about 20 millions reasons"

Raja said...
Feb 9, 2009, 5:42:00 PM  

I have to put it in my butt? But I'm not gay

jaxwhitey said...
Feb 9, 2009, 6:33:00 PM  

Oh Andy, you old so and so. So explain to me this things called the cream and clear?

49er16 said...
Feb 9, 2009, 6:56:00 PM  

So, Andy, what sounds best when I testify before Congress? "I'm not here to talk about the past".


"My no spik Ngliss".

They won't buy that one.

"I haven't even been honest with myself".

Bingo. That's the one.

Mal said...
Feb 9, 2009, 7:27:00 PM  

Pettitte - "Yeah right, YOU taking steriods"

Rodriguez - "No, it's the truth, I really did take steriods."

InterPlace55 said...
Feb 9, 2009, 7:42:00 PM  

...And I said 'How am I gonna cover my tracks with these supplements?' and Giambi moons me and says "Why don't you cover these tracks!"

Cason said...
Feb 9, 2009, 9:43:00 PM  

A-Rod: "I'm just keeeeding!!!"

Todd said...
Feb 10, 2009, 11:26:00 AM  

"So Canseco says 'Rectum? I nearly killed him'"

John said...
Feb 10, 2009, 11:46:00 AM  

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