Geez Dad, enough with the Prince Valliant haircut already.

Don't tell refs, but European Two-Step I do is actually travel.

Seconds later, the Spurs fan tried to give Manu her pen. Instintivly, Manu flopped.

I would have thought that Benjamin Franklin would be a Sixers fan.

Nice try Coach Karl! But there's no way I'll request a trade to the Denver. Just because I'm South American, doesn't mean I party like Ronaldo...

"Of course I can make this autograph out to you. How did you say you spelled your last name? Was it Vilanch?"

Methinks Manu got a whole lot of lovin that night....

Manu came up to the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Sorry, the Spurs always put me to sleep.

"Yeah, chicks dig the bald spot."

You know, in my country, you are a beauty queen.

Manu - "So if you cup the balls just like this...."

In an attempt to catch up with Tony Parker he asked "Will you be my Eva"

Seriously, lady, I'm really sorry, I had no idea that was the last chili dog...

Ladies, I know Tony Parker is girl pretty and all, but just so you know, this isn't a WNBA game.

Manu Ginobili couldn't believe his eyes when he finally found a woman that looks like Henry from the TV series "Alice".

So that's how Manu mesmerizes opponents on the court - he tells them jokes written by Bruce Vilanch!

No I'm not John Hancock, but yes I will sign your Declaration of Independence.

Sir, can you get me Cousin Larry's autograph?

...and THAT happened...

Jay from A walk in the park

"How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"
"What?"
"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

Come on, take off the wig Che', we all know you're not dead.

(Noting the man or woman at the right) Wow, Martina Navratilova has really packed on the pounds!

"So, you promise it'll look like my own hair, growing back?"
"Yes sir! Just like mine!"

Jesus, I should've played soccer

Me and Timmy have a bet whether you're a man or woman. Can you settle it please?

I used to see this thing on Amereecan TV when was a keed in Khsassbekishtahan called the Bunson Honeydew.

Are you the Bunson Honeydew???

"Hi, I'm Manu Ginobili, I've recently moved into the neighborhood and in accordance with Meghan's Law I'm required to introduce myself to everyone."

Manu: "Oh, I can how big of a Spurs fanatic that you are. You even dyed your hair in team colors!"

Fan: "This isn't hair dye..."

"Yes, we do need help at the center position."

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one that looks like Ozzy Osborne likes me!!! Play it cool Manu, play it cool...."

Lady: "Maybe if you grew your hair out like mine, you could cover that bald spot."

The years have been pretty rough on Peppermint Patty, sir.

Hey Trixie, let's mess with the Zohan.

Manu Ginobli is dating Eva Longoria's sister.