USA Today Reports On Perrilloux And Gambling Goats

Friday, May 02, 2008

It's going to be a slow news day today, and I normally don't point out newspaper typos because I screw stuff up all the time too, buuuuut this one is too funny to pass up. The USA Today wrote up a report on LSU kicking QB Ryan Perrilloux of the team and also gave a laundry list of problems the kid has had over the years. There are missed classes, missed team meetings, fights and gamblings goats. Wait what?

Perrilloux also was suspended two other times at LSU. He missed a game at Alabama after an allegation that he was involved in a fight at a nightclub, where no police charges were filed. Last May, he also allegedly tried to use his brother's drivers license to enter a casino gambling goat.
God that's hilarious on so many levels. First a goat that gambles would be pretty sweet. It'd be like a monkey that smokes, but with more Sports and playing cards. Hell the goat might even smoke too. How awesome would that be?

The only other question is exactly how Perrilloux "entered" said goat. Nah, I'll skip that one.

(USA Today via Fark)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:39 AM


Kenny Rogers disapproves

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
May 2, 2008, 11:07:00 AM  

I think the important thing here is that an SEC school actually kicked a player off the team!!!

Oh, and gambling goats are currently the #1 enemy of Cubs fans.

GMoney said...
May 2, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

I'm not even sure what that was supposed to be...

Morgan Wick said...
May 2, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

Herbstreit wants an immediate rematch with the officials from the Miami-OSU Fiesta Bowl

jg said...
May 3, 2008, 8:46:00 AM  

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