It's going to be a slow news day today, and I normally don't point out newspaper typos because I screw stuff up all the time too, buuuuut this one is too funny to pass up. The USA Today wrote up a report on LSU kicking QB Ryan Perrilloux of the team and also gave a laundry list of problems the kid has had over the years. There are missed classes, missed team meetings, fights and gamblings goats. Wait what?

Perrilloux also was suspended two other times at LSU. He missed a game at Alabama after an allegation that he was involved in a fight at a nightclub, where no police charges were filed. Last May, he also allegedly tried to use his brother's drivers license to enter a casino gambling goat.