Create The Caption #350
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Monday's Winners....
"In the butt, Bob" - man, that's my favourite clip from the Newlywed Game...- Nuk
"What else could I do? They wouldn't let me sacrifice a live chicken in the locker room."- Jeremiah
"Cmon, it's not like I'll lose any of my cash over the whole ordeal even IF they do find out. I've got it all tied up with this guy Madoff, he's promised me a biiig return. You want his number?"- Lonely Sports Bum
"Seriously andy, the results are sealed! no one will EVER find out. I'm in the clear...if you catch my drift."- Mike
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brett Favre saying goodbye to his beloved Jets' fans?
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38 Comments:
Favre: Goodbye Jets fans, it's been a good time and it's tough to leave you guys for retirement.
(30 seconds later)
Favre: I'm so glad to join an organization like the Buccaneers, and...
Don't worry guys, I have five more retirements in me.
Sir, excuse me, yes you sir in the 5th row. Can you throw the ball back down here? Stupid screen passes.
When you're a Jet...you're a Jet for a year...
Free Vicodin here! Get your free Vicodin here!
Favre: "Vendor!"
Brett Favre walks off the field of battle a loser yet again, this time to Jets fan Sonya Thomas in the Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Pictured: Future Brett Favre in new Chargers throwback uni.
/aware the best ones were taken
Favre: "Thanks, see you guys in a few months at training camp."
he's off to play in the wrangler jeans league.
Favre: Ah, don't worry, I'll be in Minnesota next year.
Yeah - those last five games - my bad - sorry 'bout that - I actually retired in November...
Favre wants to remind us all that he was the FIRST captain to crash land Jets in New York.
Suzyn Waldman: "GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS... "
Brett: Hmmmm, I wonder if I can screw the Rams next. I hear Steve Spagnuolo's a pretty fun loving guy.
Sir, I will wave to you but I will absolutely not show you my rack.
We love you Detroit!
I'm baaaack.
Wait, is this supposed to be funny or cringe inducing?
Hey New York....I'm going to Disneyworld
Hi Deanna, tell the kids daddy is comming home. Oh wait, they want me to play another year...
Charlie Weis shows his desperation by offering Brett Favre a full scholarship and 4 "get out of your draft commitment free" cards.
[sling blade]
I don't reckon I got no reason to play no more. Mmmmm.
[/sling blade]
"So extend your elbow and raise your arm like this... then throw the ball wherever the hell you want to... and that's how you throw an interception."
"I went to join the New York Jets and all I got was this lousy New York Titans Throwback uniform."
Retiring again five!
Hey Kornheiser! No...I'll be seeing YOU after the game.
This is how they say goodbye in Green Bay. For some reason, they use three fewer fingers.
Just so you know, I'm only retiring so I'm eligible to play G-E-I-C-O this weekend.
Pass me a blueberry muffin, Donnie. Ah, just like Kelso would've played it.
Brett Favre, pictured above, answers a fan's question about "how many good retirements he has left in him."
Brett Favre waving goodbye... or is it saying hello?
Hey Ms Sterger, call me!
Five.
Five dollar!
FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG!
Did they actually give me Joe Namath's Rams jersey to play in this season?
Not to worry people, I've got 15 more years of interceptions in THIS arm!
I'll see you all in Minnesota next year!
five! count 'em one five finger, retirement only counts on your fifth time.
See you later guys. Thanks for the $12 million. I hope you enjoy your crushed dreams equally as much.