Your Super Bowl Sunday Highlights And Quotes

Monday, February 02, 2009


Sorry it took so long to get this up today (Internet was down this morning), but I wanted to post a vid and quotes in case you wanted to relive one heck of a Super Bowl. I wouldn't say it was the best one ever, but that was certainly one of the best fourth quarters. You couldn't ask for much more in a game. Here is your Super Sunday in quotes, and I'll add the video as soon as it finishes loading....

“How many pounds of chips will be consumed on Super Bowl Sunday?”- Chris Berman
“By you?”- Mike Ditka
“Not by me! Nutrisystem. I don’t do that.”- Chris Berman
“I always like to feel the skin on skin.”- Ron Jaworski
“I’m not an expert on quarterbacks, but I’m an expert on winning.”- Mike Ditka

“He’s the leader of that Football team, that’s all that matters to me. Now I don’t know, how pretty guys throw it. Well, Steve (Young) had a nice arm I mean, but you know….so what?”- Mike Ditka

“That’s why we brought you to the show, Senator (McCain). We needed analysis. These guys just aren’t providing it.”- Chris Berman

“Banged up receiving core, with Ward out of the Football game.”- Keyshawn Johnson

“Ahoy mateys!”- Bob Costas broadcasting from the Bucs’ Pirate Ship

“Zane Wilson, from The Office…..”- Al Rocker

“Was he in, or was he in San Antonio?”- Keith Olbermann on Santonio Holmes’ controversial catch against Baltimore

“Here’s your Keith play, your key play.”- Dan Patrick
“Here’s your Dan play.”- Keith Olbermann

“Is Sarah Palin excited about the Super Bowl? You betcha.”- Bob Costas

“It’s really sticky, but it’s a good sticky.”- Mike Holmgren on the Gatorade bath
“Swagger is not an institute of higher learning. He’s just telling you he has swaaaaaager.”- Al Michaels

“If we were choosing to do something, I would choose Hines Ward first.”- John Madden

"He's so quick he got ball." - John Madden
"If you know Dick LeBeau, he's 71 going on 48." - John Madden
"And you know his mom. She's 95. That's some good genes." - Al Michaels

“That’s one of the ways he flashed.”- John Madden

“If you read all of those names it would be over before you finished.”- John Madden on Michaels reading off the halftime analysts’ names

“James Harrison runs like James Brown.”- John Madden

"We're still buzzin' about Bruce Springsteen at halftime, but I'll tell you if there was one guy we weren't thinking was 'Born To Run' it was James Harrison."- Bob Costas

"Good thing it's not a Somalian ship."- Al Michaels on the TB pirate ship

"He has a 150 to 200 plays on that wristband so maybe they needed some help with the Dewey decimal system to find it."- Al Michaels
"Just imagine what the print looks like on that."- John Madden
"You gotta have Ted Williams' eyesight."- Al Michaels

"The emotions of this game have been over the moon." - Al Michaels

“That was a real super, Super Bowl.” – John Madden

"We tried to put the pontoons on the madden cruiser but couldn't fit them on there, so I guess Collinsworth is coming over there with me."- Al Michaels on the Pro Bowl

Posted by Awful Announcing at 11:52 AM

5 Comments:

Boy, Madden sounded real old, lethargic and tired.

Imagine John and Summerall calling a game now...

hollywood wags said...
Feb 2, 2009, 12:44:00 PM  

That James Brown line killed me. I'm assuming that he meant the wife-beating former RB but I hope that he was comparing Harrison to the dead singer.

GMoney said...
Feb 2, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

Also, Madden gave Ward some Favre-ian treatment with a "he just loves to play football".

GMoney said...
Feb 2, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

You don't have the Dan Patrick Bill O'Reilly quote? As far as quotes go, that was the best of the day.

JFein said...
Feb 2, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

What about "Dan Rooney in the box, jacket off" after Fitz's TD?

Luke said...
Feb 2, 2009, 8:48:00 PM  

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