ESPN Arcade To Entertain You For 10 Minutes Or So

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Again...I swear...I'm not actively searching these out. Add another "interesting" ESPN venture to the growing list for the month of June. ESPN Arcade.... has launched a new section called ESPN Arcade, which offers more than 40 free sports games, card and puzzle games, driving games, multiplayer games and game room titles such as air hockey, pinball and darts. The section, created in collaboration with game developer Skyworks, is ad supported by the U.S. Marines, among others.- SBD
Wow...that sure does sound like fun. Unfortunately "Lil Sean and his Cell Phone Adventures" and "Chris Berman's Leather Making Spectacular" (a game where you take Chris Berman across different conveyor belts to form a leather coat....similar to Burger Time and Brew Master) won't be available for a few months (please, please, please add to the games "coming soon" in the comments).

They also have sweet embeddable links! Hell yeah!!!

Big League Bash
Time to go yard! See how many dingers you can rack-up this home run derby.

Full Throttle Speedway
Push your machine to the limit for the checkered flag in this stock car race.


Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:21 PM


Maybe they'll have a game called "Random Mark Jackson statements". The objective would be to figure out what the heck he is saying, considering that no one understands anything he says.

mookie said...
Jun 19, 2007, 12:55:00 PM  

Wait a minute, I've seen all of these games, they're just taking stuff from different websites like postopia and and fiddling around with the graphics. Besides, CBS Sportsline does the same thing.

mookie said...
Jun 19, 2007, 1:02:00 PM  

Is there a "Find Colin a Hooker" game, yet?

Bruce said...
Jun 19, 2007, 1:03:00 PM  

How about "Fling the nose snail into Chris Berman's mouth"

Or "Guess how long Joe Morgan will go without saying a word."?

Or how about "the Gary Miller pissing game"?

Maybe the "Tom Mees swimming tournament" game?

hollywood wags said...
Jun 19, 2007, 1:26:00 PM  

How about the You're with me leather game. How many women can you impress with that statement?

mookie said...
Jun 19, 2007, 1:48:00 PM  

How about a rock-climbing game but instead of a mountain you have to scale Beano Cook's chins.

GMoney said...
Jun 19, 2007, 3:05:00 PM  

You remember that game with the marble, and you'd have to keep it in the course? Marble Madness...

Well, one of Mitch Albom's ears could be used as the course and Stu Scott's fucked up eyeball, the marble...

hollywood wags said...
Jun 19, 2007, 3:25:00 PM  

I can't wait for the game, "Be Harold Renyolds and pat unwanting girls on the rump".

Dummy said...
Jun 19, 2007, 10:53:00 PM  

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