You Create the Caption #33 (Now With Links!)

Monday, June 25, 2007


(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Top Three.....











"Brokeback Mountain 2: Why athletes slap each other's butts."- Mookie

"Dude, stop it. You're making Josh McRoberts look like the tough guy..."- The Butler

....and your winner!!!!!

"We lost the game...who cares? I'll never be that close to Erin Andrews again!"- Total BS

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of some random "reaching in" on the Wizards Mascot during a game of 1 on 1?


Daily Links:

Great Podcast with Will Leitch and Henry Abbott. AA was supposed to be a guest but had to cancel...we're mad at ourself. (Sportszilla)
Let the Photoshopping of the KoolAid Man Begin! (More Credible)
Yao's Getting Married (Rumors and Rants)
When Mascots Attack! (Red Sox Monster)
Best Goal In U.S. Soccer History? (Digital Headbutt)
A Girl Gets Her Feet Cut of at Six Flags...ewww. (The Pig Pen)
Baseball Returns to Israel...Announcers Don't know what to call Homeplate (Lion in Oil)
Bud Selig Related to Sam The Eagle? (The Sports Hernia)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:03 PM

24 Comments:

A meet and greet with the blue man group.

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2007, 1:22:00 PM  

Now I know why they call you "Agent Zero."

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Jun 25, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

DAMN! It is true what they say about Blue Men!

Look What I Can Do said...
Jun 25, 2007, 1:40:00 PM  

Thanks for the linkage boss.

My caption:

"Xzibit here is going to Pimp Yo'... Goodz blue dude!"

More Credible said...
Jun 25, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

Damn...blue balls.

Mantlemurcer said...
Jun 25, 2007, 1:57:00 PM  

Man keep yo hands off the magic wand.

Adrian said...
Jun 25, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

"How would you like to ride the Wizard's broom?"

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Jun 25, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

Just cuz you have no mouth doesn't mean you can't be intimate...

CT said...
Jun 25, 2007, 2:13:00 PM  

Two players dribbling 3 balls at once.

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2007, 3:26:00 PM  

50 Cent approves the Wiz having the Magic Stick.

Signal to Noise said...
Jun 25, 2007, 3:31:00 PM  

Brokeback Mountain 3: Why athletes grab each others nutsacks.

Mookie said...
Jun 25, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

get your hands off my hibachi grill...

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

***Disclaimer: The following defensive technique has been approved by Brady Quinn.

GMoney said...
Jun 25, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

"Palming."

"On who?"

BSD said...
Jun 25, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

black on blue crime

Awful Chief said...
Jun 25, 2007, 5:16:00 PM  

That's not what "going for the ball" actually means...

Yorick said...
Jun 25, 2007, 8:48:00 PM  

Is it me, or does it seem that people with links, errrr, connections, errrrr websites, always win?

Anonymous said...
Jun 25, 2007, 8:56:00 PM  

STORM SHADOW FOR THE WIN!!!

Don said...
Jun 25, 2007, 9:15:00 PM  

Ha...connections...that's laughable. No Anon, no favoritism. Just what makes me laugh the most. If you look back I choose Anon comments to win all the time.

Jun 25, 2007, 9:20:00 PM  

"Damn, dogg...I guess the stereotype that us blacks have the biggest packages is bullcrap."

Dummy said...
Jun 25, 2007, 9:21:00 PM  

Wait. You're not John Amaechi...

Jun 25, 2007, 9:36:00 PM  

And Brady Quinn drives to the hoop, and into the waiting arms of a young black man.

hollywood wags said...
Jun 26, 2007, 9:28:00 AM  

I just had to see if the dude from The Watchmen had any junk.

shea_guevara said...
Jun 26, 2007, 9:29:00 AM  

The National Mascot Alliance would like to remind you that testicular torsion is EVERYBODY's problem. G-Man wasn't ALWAYS blue, you know.

MDT said...
Jun 26, 2007, 10:40:00 AM  

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