You Create the Caption #29 (Now With Links!)

Monday, June 18, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winner.....

"Soul Patrol, meet the Duck Patch Patrol."- Signal To Noise

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of Barry Bonds hamming it up with David Ortiz?

Daily Links:

Great discussion with actual paid Bloggers. (Ballhype)
Some Kobe Trade Possibilities...with actual Analysis! (Sons of Sam Malone)
But he's really going nowhere. (Rumors and Rants)
The Best Soccer Team Ever Created? (The Beautiful Game)
Skip the Salad Next Time. (The Feed)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:12 PM


Dude... that chimachumga I had last night is making me so gassy.

Bruce said...
Jun 18, 2007, 12:54:00 PM  

If you lean just right you cant even feel it when he gives you the needle.Well except for this round scar on my ass.

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2007, 12:54:00 PM  

Barry: So this was my position when I let go a whopper of a fart.

mookie said...
Jun 18, 2007, 12:57:00 PM  

I was in such a rage I grabbed the bat and swung at him like this!!

The Zoner said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:06:00 PM  

Red Sox slugger David Ortiz looks on as Giants left fielder Barry Bonds demonstrates his pitcheing mechanics. Word is that Bonds plans on eclipsing Babe Ruth's pitching records after acheiving the home run crown.

pm said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:15:00 PM  

I've taken so many steriods that I'm all muscle. And those muscles are so tough that the dude who injects me sometimes has to use two hands and reach back like a pitcher to get the needle through. It hurts, but it's worth it dude.

Jay said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:18:00 PM  

balco barry: boy I'm scared of needles...oh well, that's the price a TRUE champion has to pay. right?
papi: *rolls eyes* *shakes head in disgust* yeah barry, true champion...

p.s. thanks for the link

dswinder said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:26:00 PM  

Barry: Papi, How do you like my impersonation of Curt Schilling giving up a home run to the Rockies??

Look What I Can Do said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

Barry: Uncle Rico starts throwing the football, and he's doing it all retarded like this. It's really funny. I always wondered why he was named Uncle Rico cuz he ain't Mexican. Hey, you probably got a Uncle Rico, don't you, Big Papi?

Ortiz: Que?

Chopper Dave said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

My favorite syringe? Swear to god, it's big as a pogo stick. Gotta climb on the thing and jump on it a couple of times to get all the juice out.

Kevin West said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

How can we talk at a moment like this when AA just got eliminated from the hot blogger tournament?

mookie said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

...and it was this exact moment in my throwing motion when I realized that Sid fuckin' Bream was going to beat the throw.

Keith said...
Jun 18, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

...and then the guy sits down like this on a statue made of fuscilli pasta. "Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2007, 2:17:00 PM  

"I know, I know. I fucking taught Ray Lewis that dance!"

Awful Chief said...
Jun 18, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

Barry Bonds: Marching to the beat of his own drug....I mean drum!

Dennis said...
Jun 18, 2007, 3:14:00 PM  

pile driver!!!

Anonymous said...
Jun 18, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

See, I was stripping for Pac and I was bouncin on the pole like this with my big tits and he fuckin asked me for a chew, do you believe that shit?

hollywood wags said...
Jun 18, 2007, 3:23:00 PM  

"Yes, Papi, you're right, I HAVE been working on my impression of Hard Hittin' Mark Whiten."

GMoney said...
Jun 18, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

"And then I smacked the bitch with a wiffle ball bat..."

jjc58 said...
Jun 18, 2007, 5:50:00 PM  

I should have been in Rush hour Three! See? Ke-yaaaa!

Andrew said...
Jun 18, 2007, 6:12:00 PM  

no the only real downside has been the enlarged head,bigger feet and this scar on my ass where the needle goes...but the chicks dig the long ball Papi.

Anonymous said...
Jun 19, 2007, 8:21:00 AM  

Barry: Sure, the fans love you a lot more...

But how long can you stand on one foot? Huh?

Anonymous said...
Jul 14, 2007, 11:06:00 AM  

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