You Create the Caption #28 (Now With Links!)

Thursday, June 14, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winner.....

"I don't know how anybody could possibly think of silly captions right now, knowing that Frankie from the Real World is dead."- Pete

Thanks for reading the links Pete!

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of Drew Gooden, David Stern, and American Idol Winner Taylor Hicks reading to youths?

Daily Links:

Here's the group that we will be challenging in our Sports Blogger NBA Mock Draft. Heckle them continually. (Ballhype)
Welcome to the Bile File (Sweet Home Sports- Life in the Cell)
Verlander was almost a Father? (Rumors and Rants)
How Do You Say Lima Time in Spanish again? (Lion in Oil)
I agree....the NBA Finals Intros have been terrible. (Cake Rocks The Party)
Welcome to the Pen my friends (The Pig Pen)
What Would Jack Sikma Do? (The Sports Hernia)
Oh wow....Red Sox fans are special (Red Sox Monster)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:01 PM


"Certainly won't be the last time we find Mr. Noah on his knees & smiling"

Shorty said...
Jun 14, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

I don't know what's weirder, the fact that Hicks is in his 20's and has gray hair, or the fact that Gooden has got that patch in the back of his head.

mookie said...
Jun 14, 2007, 2:03:00 PM  

David Stern: And that's the story of how I wanted the Spurs to win the NBA title.

kids: applause

Taylor Hicks: And that's how I found out what happens when Ryan Seacrest and Marv Albert hang out.

kids: ewwwwwwwwww.

Drew Gooden: And that's how we lost the NBA Finals.

kids: *snore*

mookie said...
Jun 14, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

Th th th the qui qui quick...

Man, good thing there's some pictures in this book...

Hey Kid! Catch!

hollywood wags said...
Jun 14, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

"Soul Patrol, meet the Duck Patch Patrol."

Signal to Noise said...
Jun 14, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

"taylor, read out loud, or stern'll come over and hip check your ass."

pm said...
Jun 14, 2007, 3:03:00 PM  

What a cast. Poor kids.

The Pig Pen

Mike said...
Jun 14, 2007, 3:05:00 PM  

"One of these things doesn't belong..."


Jun 14, 2007, 3:06:00 PM  

The NBA cares...recently the most hated man in the world, the least successful American Idol winner ever, and a guy who's not even good enough to be a Top 3 player on the worst ever team to make the NBA finals stopped by to the NBA's draft to teach some young college kids how to read...NBA cares.

Steve said...
Jun 14, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  

This is the picture they show at barber colleges to weed out the pretenders.

GMoney said...
Jun 14, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

Children, I'm going to read to you now Tim Hardawy: See, This Faggit.

See, this faggit was walking up to me and then, what I did, I punched him in the face, look right here, look. I hates me some faggits big time.

hollywood wags said...
Jun 14, 2007, 4:54:00 PM  

Stern: Choo choo! Look out kids, here comes the train in from San Antonio!
Stern: No, no, wait! They're not that bad! The games have just been inelegant! INELEGANTTTTTTT!

Max said...
Jun 14, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

Kids: so you telling us that is we READ we can ACHIEVE "greatness" like these three "winners"?

Look what I can DO said...
Jun 14, 2007, 5:15:00 PM  

Drew Gooden: "And then the trai...yes timmy"

Timmy (school boy): "Mister what the hell is on the back of your head?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 14, 2007, 5:17:00 PM  

Drew Gooden: "And then the trai...yes timmy"

Timmy (school boy): "Mister what the hell is on the back of your head?"

my bad forgot my name

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Jun 14, 2007, 5:18:00 PM  

Stern: This train looks like a giant penis

Gooden: This train looks like my penis

Hicks: Yup, nothin' there. I still have no penis.

Jun 14, 2007, 5:22:00 PM  

This is the best/strangest group of 3 dudes since Ben Roethlisberger, Ac Slater and Carson Daly decided to hang out.

Jun 14, 2007, 7:05:00 PM  

"See Kids, I told you the patch of hair on the back of Drew Gooden's neck looks like a purple elephant's asshole"

Jibblescribbits said...
Jun 14, 2007, 7:11:00 PM  

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Hick walk into a classroom...

Anonymous said...
Jun 14, 2007, 8:55:00 PM  

David Stern: I'm looking at a train because trains make me think about the time I got blown by a hobo.

Taylor Hicks: I'm looking at an an elephant because when I walk into a room nobody wants to ask me why I'm there.

Drew Gooden: Reading is gay!

Don said...
Jun 15, 2007, 12:04:00 AM  

I would LOVE to have Mr. Hicks read ME a story.....MMM MMMM

Anonymous said...
Jun 15, 2007, 11:32:00 AM  

Notice there are no words on the pages. It makes the achievement of reading that much easier.

saherrin said...
Jun 15, 2007, 10:36:00 PM  

Drew: "... and this is how the frosted-hair little farie got hit by a train..."

Taylor: "... and this is the elephants' ass that David has his head up..."

David: "... and this is a look-a-like of the Spurs penis that I can't get out of my mouth..."

Dummy said...
Jun 16, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  

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