"Certainly won't be the last time we find Mr. Noah on his knees & smiling"

I don't know what's weirder, the fact that Hicks is in his 20's and has gray hair, or the fact that Gooden has got that patch in the back of his head.

David Stern: And that's the story of how I wanted the Spurs to win the NBA title.

kids: applause

Taylor Hicks: And that's how I found out what happens when Ryan Seacrest and Marv Albert hang out.

kids: ewwwwwwwwww.

Drew Gooden: And that's how we lost the NBA Finals.

kids: *snore*

Th th th the qui qui quick...

Man, good thing there's some pictures in this book...

Hey Kid! Catch!

"Soul Patrol, meet the Duck Patch Patrol."

"taylor, read out loud, or stern'll come over and hip check your ass."

What a cast. Poor kids.

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The Pig Pen
http://hawgsports.blogspot.com/

"One of these things doesn't belong..."

/sing

The NBA cares...recently the most hated man in the world, the least successful American Idol winner ever, and a guy who's not even good enough to be a Top 3 player on the worst ever team to make the NBA finals stopped by to the NBA's draft to teach some young college kids how to read...NBA cares.

This is the picture they show at barber colleges to weed out the pretenders.

Children, I'm going to read to you now Tim Hardawy: See, This Faggit.

See, this faggit was walking up to me and then, what I did, I punched him in the face, look right here, look. I hates me some faggits big time.

Stern: Choo choo! Look out kids, here comes the train in from San Antonio!
Kids: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stern: No, no, wait! They're not that bad! The games have just been inelegant! INELEGANTTTTTTT!

Kids: so you telling us that is we READ we can ACHIEVE "greatness" like these three "winners"?

Drew Gooden: "And then the trai...yes timmy"

Timmy (school boy): "Mister what the hell is on the back of your head?"

Drew Gooden: "And then the trai...yes timmy"

Timmy (school boy): "Mister what the hell is on the back of your head?"

my bad forgot my name

Stern: This train looks like a giant penis

Gooden: This train looks like my penis

Hicks: Yup, nothin' there. I still have no penis.

This is the best/strangest group of 3 dudes since Ben Roethlisberger, Ac Slater and Carson Daly decided to hang out.

"See Kids, I told you the patch of hair on the back of Drew Gooden's neck looks like a purple elephant's asshole"

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Hick walk into a classroom...

David Stern: I'm looking at a train because trains make me think about the time I got blown by a hobo.

Taylor Hicks: I'm looking at an an elephant because when I walk into a room nobody wants to ask me why I'm there.

Drew Gooden: Reading is gay!

I would LOVE to have Mr. Hicks read ME a story.....MMM MMMM

Notice there are no words on the pages. It makes the achievement of reading that much easier.

Drew: "... and this is how the frosted-hair little farie got hit by a train..."

Taylor: "... and this is the elephants' ass that David has his head up..."

David: "... and this is a look-a-like of the Spurs penis that I can't get out of my mouth..."