Did you throw a trident?

wow that was freakin sweet

Dying, that was great. But how did that stay out of control without REALLY getting out of control?

We once had a 30 man battle royale in the commons area one late night...

Good times.

Is that UC-Davis?

I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.

Find yourself a safe house
or a relative close by.

Lay low for a while, because you're
probably wanted for murder.

I'm proud of you fellas.

You kept your head on a swivel.

That's what you gotta do when
you're in a vicious cockfight.

Yay, UC Davis, where they've got fuck all else to do.

(There was an actual group when I went to college that did this every week, albeit with foam and plastic actual weapons. Pool noodles are much more fun.)

THIS IS COLLEGE!!!!