You Create the Caption #27 (Now With Links!)

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Monday's Winner.....

"OK, I'm ready...CUP-STAND!"- Signal to Noise

"The penitant man will pass!!! Now this is the cup of a Carbondary."- G-Money

"Ay, mi! Where'd that paper go? It had my lyrics to the Spanish National Anthem on it! I was going to win!"- PM

Ahh...a "the Spanish don't have an anthem" joke, an Indiana Jones joke, and a drinking day is complete!

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of prospective NBA Draft Picks working out for teams?

AA's Entry: "Whoever smelt it, dealt it Corweee!"

Daily Links:

Peter King Did What??? Okay, you're better off not reading this. (KSK)
Sue Your Friends Everyone! (College Gameballs)
Best. Interview. Ever. (Flyers Fieldhouse)
You had me at the 1991 Score Baseball Card (The Feed)
Don't look now Miami, but Florida is giving you a run for your money (Rumors and Rants)
You Have to Read this for the way the guy got caught alone....Japanese Player Arrested on Suspicion of having Sex With a Minor (PR Inside via Cooler than Warm Milk)
Frankie From the Real World San Diego Dies at 25 (TMZ)

Forgot to mention this earlier, but thanks to HCIC for the pic. If you ever come across one feel free to send it in.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:41 PM


Last one to kneel down on the strange blue thing has to be Durants spotter.

Adrian said...
Jun 13, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

"Now you two on the right, kneel, and you Asian guys in the corner...JAZZ HANDS! Now feel that burn! One and two and three and four and..."

Signal to Noise said...
Jun 13, 2007, 2:46:00 PM  

I don't know how anybody could possibly think of silly captions right now, knowing that Frankie from the Real World is dead.

I am appalled by Joakim Noah's complete and utter callousness to this national tragedy.

Corey Brewer looks about right, though.

Pete said...
Jun 13, 2007, 2:55:00 PM  

Gym Meathead: "For the last time... WHO STOLE MY FUCKING WHISTLE?

Asians: "Ahh, Wasa a weestle?"

Corey Brewer: "Dude Noah, hurry up and pass it. He's looking away"

Jun 13, 2007, 2:58:00 PM  

Gym meathead: Now Noah, kneel down.

Noah: Why?

Meathead: So no one has to see your ugly face.

Noah: Does the smile help?

Meathead: No.

mookie said...
Jun 13, 2007, 3:03:00 PM  

(the guy in black thinks. . .)
"Great - got rid of the foreigners. Now if I can just get rid of the longhair with the goofy smile, I'll be the Ultimate Simon Says Champ!"

Dan said...
Jun 13, 2007, 3:04:00 PM  

I worship you, Moses Malone.

hollywood wags said...
Jun 13, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

"If anyone has multiple rings they can take a knee for this exercise"

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2007, 3:18:00 PM  

For those who worship Billy Donovan no matter what the circumstance is, take a knee.

mookie said...
Jun 13, 2007, 3:26:00 PM  

I sure hope I get picked by the Mystics!

Jun 13, 2007, 3:32:00 PM  

"OK, raise your arms if you enjoy rice. Now take a knee if you've slept with over 100 Florida coeds."

GMoney said...
Jun 13, 2007, 3:48:00 PM  

IN an attempt to jazz up the Nba draft, they are working up on the opening number for the draft on ESPN.

"Asian guy's lets see those happy fingers!"

Noah thinking "I totally nailed it"

Brewer thinking "I left collee for THIS?"

Look What I can DO said...
Jun 13, 2007, 4:29:00 PM  

Noah Singing "Ebony and Ivory, are better together than that guy Yi!"

Look What I Can DO said...
Jun 13, 2007, 4:32:00 PM  

"Altogether now: my little buttercup/has the sweetest smile..YI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Pop up and jazz hands on 'stay a while,' not 'sweetest smile.' Geez."

pm said...
Jun 13, 2007, 4:41:00 PM  

What?!?! Yu talking to YI?? (Yi practicing his trash talking)

Look What I can DO said...
Jun 13, 2007, 4:48:00 PM  

Joakim Noah- "I'm laughing because these jamokes still think I'm Sarah Jessica Parker."

Bruce said...
Jun 13, 2007, 5:23:00 PM  

Kevin Durant's draft stock plummeted when he performed poorly on the crucial "Flatten The Novelty-Sized Viagra Pill" test

Suss said...
Jun 13, 2007, 7:10:00 PM  

Simon says, "Do something gay." Awww, Asian dudes lose

Jun 13, 2007, 8:45:00 PM  

Does this look as gay as those Brady Quinn Village People pictures?


Then let me grab your package.

hollywood wags said...
Jun 13, 2007, 9:13:00 PM  

So it's true what they say...blacks dudes have huge third legs, er, feet.

Dummy said...
Jun 13, 2007, 10:52:00 PM  

"So, let's see...every picture ever taken of me makes me look gay. I know! I'll kneel and smile! That'll show 'em!"

Jun 14, 2007, 12:41:00 AM  

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