You Create the Caption #27 (Now With Links!)
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Monday's Winner.....
"OK, I'm ready...CUP-STAND!"- Signal to Noise
"The penitant man will pass!!! Now this is the cup of a Carbondary."- G-Money
"Ay, mi! Where'd that paper go? It had my lyrics to the Spanish National Anthem on it! I was going to win!"- PM
Ahh...a "the Spanish don't have an anthem" joke, an Indiana Jones joke, and a drinking joke.....my day is complete!
Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of prospective NBA Draft Picks working out for teams?
AA's Entry: "Whoever smelt it, dealt it Corweee!"
Daily Links:
Peter King Did What??? Okay, you're better off not reading this. (KSK)
Sue Your Friends Everyone! (College Gameballs)
Best. Interview. Ever. (Flyers Fieldhouse)
You had me at the 1991 Score Baseball Card (The Feed)
Don't look now Miami, but Florida is giving you a run for your money (Rumors and Rants)
You Have to Read this for the way the guy got caught alone....Japanese Player Arrested on Suspicion of having Sex With a Minor (PR Inside via Cooler than Warm Milk)
Frankie From the Real World San Diego Dies at 25 (TMZ)
Forgot to mention this earlier, but thanks to HCIC for the pic. If you ever come across one feel free to send it in.
21 Comments:
"Now you two on the right, kneel, and you Asian guys in the corner...JAZZ HANDS! Now feel that burn! One and two and three and four and..."
I don't know how anybody could possibly think of silly captions right now, knowing that Frankie from the Real World is dead.
I am appalled by Joakim Noah's complete and utter callousness to this national tragedy.
Corey Brewer looks about right, though.
Gym Meathead: "For the last time... WHO STOLE MY FUCKING WHISTLE?
Asians: "Ahh, Wasa a weestle?"
Corey Brewer: "Dude Noah, hurry up and pass it. He's looking away"
Gym meathead: Now Noah, kneel down.
Noah: Why?
Meathead: So no one has to see your ugly face.
Noah: Does the smile help?
Meathead: No.
(the guy in black thinks. . .)
"Great - got rid of the foreigners. Now if I can just get rid of the longhair with the goofy smile, I'll be the Ultimate Simon Says Champ!"
I worship you, Moses Malone.
"If anyone has multiple rings they can take a knee for this exercise"
For those who worship Billy Donovan no matter what the circumstance is, take a knee.
I sure hope I get picked by the Mystics!
"OK, raise your arms if you enjoy rice. Now take a knee if you've slept with over 100 Florida coeds."
IN an attempt to jazz up the Nba draft, they are working up on the opening number for the draft on ESPN.
"Asian guy's lets see those happy fingers!"
Noah thinking "I totally nailed it"
Brewer thinking "I left collee for THIS?"
Noah Singing "Ebony and Ivory, are better together than that guy Yi!"
"Altogether now: my little buttercup/has the sweetest smile..YI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Pop up and jazz hands on 'stay a while,' not 'sweetest smile.' Geez."
What?!?! Yu talking to YI?? (Yi practicing his trash talking)
Joakim Noah- "I'm laughing because these jamokes still think I'm Sarah Jessica Parker."
Kevin Durant's draft stock plummeted when he performed poorly on the crucial "Flatten The Novelty-Sized Viagra Pill" test
Simon says, "Do something gay." Awww, Asian dudes lose
Does this look as gay as those Brady Quinn Village People pictures?
No?
Then let me grab your package.
So it's true what they say...blacks dudes have huge third legs, er, feet.
"So, let's see...every picture ever taken of me makes me look gay. I know! I'll kneel and smile! That'll show 'em!"
Last one to kneel down on the strange blue thing has to be Durants spotter.