Elton Brand Pwns Hot Duke Fan

Friday, June 08, 2007


Just a quick post here on something I came across at SbB....

You may remember this story back in March that CSTV uncovered. Well there's an update. Apparently the well endowed girl sent an email to Elton Brand expressing her displeasure for him leaving Duke early. Elton's response.....

From: Elton Tyron Brand
Sent: Sunday, April 25, 1999 8:05 PM
To: Taylor, Jennifer
Subject: Re: Leaving Duke

Thank you very much, for reminding me of the reason why I left Duke. People like you can not and will not ever understand my situation. I'm sure daddy worked very hard to send your rich self to college. While real people struggle. Never being considered a part of your posh group of yuppies really hurts me to the heart.

Sincerely, Elton Brand #42 NBA"
Oh Snap! I love the sign-off too....#42...N-B-A B***h!!! And what?!?!


Head to A Sea of Blue for the whole story.

HUGE-BOOBED DUKE GROUPIE NOT CRAZY ABOUT CRAZIES (SbB)

WE REALLY WANT TO BE ELTON BRAND, AND HERE'S WHY
(SbB)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:00 AM

12 Comments:

Yes. Twice.

McBain said...
Jun 8, 2007, 11:24:00 AM  

mamms.

Sooze said...
Jun 8, 2007, 12:01:00 PM  

I really enjoyed the email she sent him to prompt that classic response. Does she send angry letters to everyone who transfers from Duke to another school?

Jun 8, 2007, 12:35:00 PM  

Boobs.

By the way, nice smackdown, Elton.

Signal to Noise said...
Jun 8, 2007, 12:38:00 PM  

First time I heard this, it was supposed to have been posted to a Duke message board. Or Usenet.

And a minor technicality: it wasn't transfering to another school (a la Billy McCaffrey), it was leaving early for the NBA that set that girl off. Elton Brand and Cory Maggette were the first two Duke players to leave early that Coach K had ever had.

Got Map? said...
Jun 8, 2007, 1:37:00 PM  

Sorry, did I also forget to ask, "what the hell is that girl still doing in college since 1999?"

Won't happen again.

Got Map? said...
Jun 8, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

Ha! That's brilliant.

twins15 said...
Jun 8, 2007, 3:00:00 PM  

Not that I mind seeing her('s) again, but *she* is Jennifer Taylor, 1998 graduate of Duke?

Anonymous said...
Jun 8, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

Not the same girl, unless she's working on her third degree.

However, this could be the original one:

http://hsc.unm.edu/findadoc/details.cfm?dockey=D1WM0KZA91

twoeightnine said...
Jun 8, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

Elton Brand, you are an icon. Way to put that prissy bitch in her place. Always remember, Girls With Huge Jugs, NO ONE respects you.

GMoney said...
Jun 8, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

twoeightnine is saying she is a doctor. i would love for her to give me an exam

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