Create The Caption #326

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"A dominant racecar driver, a legendary racecar driver, and a good actor. Also pictured are Kevin Costner and Richard Petty"- Ted

"At least we are not as awkward as Phelps and Manning."- 49er16

"More wax figures? You're spending too much time at Madam Tussaud's, AA."- Jay

"After a long wait, Kevin Costner announces his much anticipated, present day sequel "Dances With Rednecks.""- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Paul Pierce being looked at by a trainer and Kevin Garnett after Pierce injured his knee late in the fourth quarter against the Utah Jazz?

Daily Links:

Are Blogs Hurt By The Recession? (MC Bias)
ESPNers Are All Over The List Of Most Powerful Sports Execs (LA Times)
A Song For Notre Dame (Ryan Parker Songs)
Witten Vs. Owens (The Landry Hat)
Gift Ideas For The Sports Fan In Your Family (Splog)
From The Desk Of Sam Bradford (Money Shot)
Own Any Bad Memorabilia? (Steady Burn)
Pirates Sign Bush's Shoe Thrower (Bugs and Cranks)
A Christmas Story With The 'Boys (HHR)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:41 PM


We need a Wheelchair, STAT!

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

So, should we go with an ambulance this time? Maybe a Medevac helicopter? Oh, how about the National Guard!

Nick said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Garnett: "You didn't go down this fast last night."

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

KG: "Hey, this isn't the Finals, Paul. Save the acting."

The Todd said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  
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49er16 said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  
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Dec 16, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

"At least Heisler didn't call you a "Mexican Smurf".

49er16 said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Trainer: "This injury won't get you out of taking pictures with Michael Phelps after the game."
Pierce: "Dammit."

Dec 16, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

"Awww, poor baby got a boo-boo?"

Rich said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  


MarkMc said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

"I haven't faked this much pain since Game 1 of the NBA Finals"

Mike said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

KG: Don't worry, Paul, I won't let Jeff Gilooly get away with this!

GMoney said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

"The NBA wearing acting happens"

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

"The NBA wear acting happens"

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Garnett: "Dammit, who told Paul that Santa Clause isn't real?"

Ted said...
Dec 16, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Pssst....Paul, you're supposed to be faking it with the OTHER knee.

Jay said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Pierce: Oh Man, Simmons is going to be so dissapointed.

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

What, you think you're Len Bias or something?

hollywood wags said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

KG: "Paul, I don't understand why you're acting. I've already put you on my NBA 2K9 team!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Paul Pierce to Garnett: "Do you think if I were to suddenly jump up and throw chalk dust in the air that Nike would make commercials about it?"

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Shortly after this photo was taken, Ed Werder reported in a "breaking story" on ESPN that Kevin Garnett met privately with Ray Allen to discuss why Paul Pierce doesn't include him in his efforts to be admired and loved in Boston.

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

The team OBGYN confirms that this is in fact Pierce's twin sister Paula Pierce.

Wade Robertson said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Man, get up and quit your cryin', just yesterday I got a paper cut counting my millions.

Steve said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

I'm sorry, but I'm not clever enough to tie this in with Italian football players.

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Paul Pierce forgot the crucial instructions during Ring Around the Rosie.

Next time, Paul, 'we all fall down' is after 'ashes, ashes'.

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

See what happens when you party with Plaxico? You see? Huh? Oh, my bad, wrong Pierce.

Joseph said...
Dec 16, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Garnett: Get up, you're making us look like pussies.

Pierce: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you.

Dec 16, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

Sorry, Paul, we're going to have to put you down.

Jon Terry said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:03:00 PM  

KG- "Did you hear they're closing Scores?"

PP- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Horrah!!! The Horrah!!!"

Mikvogel said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:16:00 PM  

You dead man...
No want to kiss my lucky egg

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

You better not go out in a wheelchair like Dywane Wade

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:20:00 PM  

Pierce: "I sharted, dude."
KG: "What's that?"
Pierce: "Sharted!"
KG: "Huh?"
Pierce: "I farted and a little sh*t came out!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Don't worry, Paul. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Jeremiah said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

Paul, can you hear me? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.

Adam said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:50:00 PM  

KG: Dude, if you die, can I have your stereo?

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

The Paul Pierce "knee injury" wax figure debuts at TD Banknorth.

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

"This family does not work without him, Jerry!"
(are we doing movie quotes again yet?)

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

Pierce: I hope you have sons. Beautiful, handsome boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them, so you can know what this pain is like.

Garnett: Don't you put that evil on me, Paul Pierce! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!

(sorry I couldn't resist a movie quote)

Birdman said...
Dec 16, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

KG: "Oh, oh, oh! Kneeslapper! Yeahhhh boy, we're the best at charades, too!"

Dec 16, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

KG: "When it comes crashin' down and it hurts insiiiiiiiide!"

Dec 16, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

"Man, they not gunna fall for this again."

Dec 16, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

KG: Dude, this is not soccer and you're not Bill Laimbeer. Get up.

MMayes said...
Dec 16, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

That guy's hideous jacket bit my knee!

Jay said...
Dec 16, 2008, 4:46:00 PM  

I don't care Sir Chucklehead says, I'm not puttin' you in my Fave Five!

Jay said...
Dec 16, 2008, 4:48:00 PM  

Kevin, could you get the counselor from "Summer Heights High" away from me?

Steve said...
Dec 16, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Paul, if I rip Big Baby's kneecap out, think it'll fit you?

Sal said...
Dec 16, 2008, 5:37:00 PM  

Pierce: Awrrrghhhh my knee.

Dunno said...
Dec 16, 2008, 5:58:00 PM  

Trainer: Awwww coochie coochie

Pierce: Stop it! I'm ticklish!

Garnett: Then say it!

Pierce: Fine! You're our best player!

mike from chicago said...
Dec 16, 2008, 6:33:00 PM  

Oh my gawd, I don't think he's kidding this time...

Anonymous said...
Dec 16, 2008, 6:40:00 PM  

It's the Boston KNEE Party!

The Mask said...
Dec 16, 2008, 6:48:00 PM  

Paul: "Aahhhh, my knee! (Continues to cry) I need a wheelchair! Aahhhh!"

(5 Minutes Later) "Don't worry, my knee is fine, I could run a marathon right now."

B Russ said...
Dec 16, 2008, 7:20:00 PM  

"Keep breathing Paul, this dud says the contractions are down to every minute."

kehrsam said...
Dec 16, 2008, 7:37:00 PM  

Pierce: "Don't make me laugh, please"

Garnett: "...and did you see his jacket?! it has all the fall colors, orange, purple, yellow, he looks like a Puerto Rican Jackson Pollack painting... wait, he's Mexican?"

frickinidiot said...
Dec 16, 2008, 9:59:00 PM  

Pierce: "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so.....scared!."

couldn't resist

Scott said...
Dec 16, 2008, 10:44:00 PM  

KG: "Dry those tear! We already have 1 Big Baby!!"

Scott said...
Dec 16, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

KG: Paul, get up man. We don't need you to fake an injury for another six months.

Sham said...
Dec 16, 2008, 11:34:00 PM  

Pierce- "How long should I fake it for this time? Stern didn't tell me."

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2008, 12:15:00 AM  

Not this again...

Steven said...
Dec 17, 2008, 12:56:00 AM  

Tell the PA guy I'll be back in 5 minutes! Get the fireworks ready!

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2008, 1:15:00 AM  

Garnett: What are you doing? It's a game of basketball. Every time I look over your on your ass again.

Pierce: If I had any air in my lungs right now I'd scream at you.

B-Rad said...
Dec 17, 2008, 3:20:00 AM  

"I told you this wasn't the place to audition for "dancing with the stars", but you just had to try and bust that move, didn't you?"

Shoot the Lions, Please said...
Dec 17, 2008, 6:59:00 AM  

how has this one not been used?

Pierce: I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm soooooo scaaaarrreeeddd

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2008, 9:36:00 AM  

Oh! Elizabeth, It's the big one, I'm coming to join you honey!

walnuts said...
Dec 17, 2008, 11:39:00 AM  

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