We need a Wheelchair, STAT!

So, should we go with an ambulance this time? Maybe a Medevac helicopter? Oh, how about the National Guard!

Garnett: "You didn't go down this fast last night."

KG: "Hey, this isn't the Finals, Paul. Save the acting."

"At least Heisler didn't call you a "Mexican Smurf".

Trainer: "This injury won't get you out of taking pictures with Michael Phelps after the game."
Pierce: "Dammit."

"Awww, poor baby got a boo-boo?"

Heeeeeeee...ahhhhhhhhhhh.....heeeeeee
...ahhhhhhhhhh....heeeeeee
...ahhhhhhhhhh....heeeeeee
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...ahhhhhhhhhh....

"I haven't faked this much pain since Game 1 of the NBA Finals"

KG: Don't worry, Paul, I won't let Jeff Gilooly get away with this!

"The NBA wearing acting happens"

"The NBA wear acting happens"

Garnett: "Dammit, who told Paul that Santa Clause isn't real?"

Pssst....Paul, you're supposed to be faking it with the OTHER knee.

Pierce: Oh Man, Simmons is going to be so dissapointed.

What, you think you're Len Bias or something?

KG: "Paul, I don't understand why you're acting. I've already put you on my NBA 2K9 team!"

Paul Pierce to Garnett: "Do you think if I were to suddenly jump up and throw chalk dust in the air that Nike would make commercials about it?"

Shortly after this photo was taken, Ed Werder reported in a "breaking story" on ESPN that Kevin Garnett met privately with Ray Allen to discuss why Paul Pierce doesn't include him in his efforts to be admired and loved in Boston.

The team OBGYN confirms that this is in fact Pierce's twin sister Paula Pierce.

Man, get up and quit your cryin', just yesterday I got a paper cut counting my millions.

I'm sorry, but I'm not clever enough to tie this in with Italian football players.

Paul Pierce forgot the crucial instructions during Ring Around the Rosie.

Next time, Paul, 'we all fall down' is after 'ashes, ashes'.

See what happens when you party with Plaxico? You see? Huh? Oh, my bad, wrong Pierce.

Garnett: Get up, you're making us look like pussies.

Pierce: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you.

Sorry, Paul, we're going to have to put you down.

KG- "Did you hear they're closing Scores?"

PP- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Horrah!!! The Horrah!!!"

You dead man...
No man...you want to kiss my lucky egg

You better not go out in a wheelchair like Dywane Wade

Pierce: "I sharted, dude."
KG: "What's that?"
Pierce: "Sharted!"
KG: "Huh?"
Pierce: "I farted and a little sh*t came out!"

Don't worry, Paul. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Paul, can you hear me? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.

KG: Dude, if you die, can I have your stereo?

The Paul Pierce "knee injury" wax figure debuts at TD Banknorth.

"This family does not work without him, Jerry!"
(are we doing movie quotes again yet?)

Pierce: I hope you have sons. Beautiful, handsome boys. Articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them, so you can know what this pain is like.

Garnett: Don't you put that evil on me, Paul Pierce! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed!

(sorry I couldn't resist a movie quote)

KG: "Oh, oh, oh! Kneeslapper! Yeahhhh boy, we're the best at charades, too!"

KG: "When it comes crashin' down and it hurts insiiiiiiiide!"

"Man, they not gunna fall for this again."

KG: Dude, this is not soccer and you're not Bill Laimbeer. Get up.

That guy's hideous jacket bit my knee!

I don't care Sir Chucklehead says, I'm not puttin' you in my Fave Five!

Kevin, could you get the counselor from "Summer Heights High" away from me?

Paul, if I rip Big Baby's kneecap out, think it'll fit you?

Pierce: Awrrrghhhh my knee.
KG: I LOVE THE COOL KIDS

Trainer: Awwww coochie coochie

Pierce: Stop it! I'm ticklish!

Garnett: Then say it!

Pierce: Fine! You're our best player!

Oh my gawd, I don't think he's kidding this time...

It's the Boston KNEE Party!

Paul: "Aahhhh, my knee! (Continues to cry) I need a wheelchair! Aahhhh!"

(5 Minutes Later) "Don't worry, my knee is fine, I could run a marathon right now."

"Keep breathing Paul, this dud says the contractions are down to every minute."

Pierce: "Don't make me laugh, please"

Garnett: "...and did you see his jacket?! it has all the fall colors, orange, purple, yellow, he looks like a Puerto Rican Jackson Pollack painting... wait, he's Mexican?"

Pierce: "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so.....scared!."

couldn't resist

KG: "Dry those tear! We already have 1 Big Baby!!"

KG: Paul, get up man. We don't need you to fake an injury for another six months.

Pierce- "How long should I fake it for this time? Stern didn't tell me."

Not this again...

Tell the PA guy I'll be back in 5 minutes! Get the fireworks ready!

Garnett: What are you doing? It's a game of basketball. Every time I look over your on your ass again.

Pierce: If I had any air in my lungs right now I'd scream at you.

"I told you this wasn't the place to audition for "dancing with the stars", but you just had to try and bust that move, didn't you?"

how has this one not been used?

Pierce: I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm soooooo scaaaarrreeeddd

Oh! Elizabeth, It's the big one, I'm coming to join you honey!