Ringmaster Costner ponders how many of his circus animals died to help decorate Richard Petty's hat.

Two are known for crashes - one is known for bombs.

A dominant racecar driver, a legendary racecar driver, and a good actor

also pictured are Kevin Costner and Richard Petty

Johnson: "Well, Kevin, I have to admit--I only follow your career to see the wrecks."

"At least we are not as awkward as Phelps and Manning."

Does AA hide under Richard Petty's hat during the weekend?

It looks like Greg Maddux will be guest starring in that new "Smokey and the Bandit" reboot after all.

Costner to Johnson: I thought you were great in "Iron Man." Why am I here again?

Costner:
"How did I end up in a picture with these two losers? I starred in Waterworld for goodness sakes!"

Costner: "Could this be the last picture? I'm supposed to loan this tux to Clark Kellogg in twenty minutes!"

Whew: For a second there, I thought everyone was going to show up wearing matching outfits. How embarrassing would THAT have been?

JJ: I loved you in Days of Thunder. Man, that is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Costner looks quite perturbed when he realized the Maître d' did not seat him next to Burt Reynolds as he requested, and the Maître d' was in fact Jimmy Johnson

Wow, The Guardian 2 looks even worse than expected.

Man, those new Boston uniforms really are different...

Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.

First Eli, then Phelps... I guess they'll make wax statues for anything now.

More wax figures? You're spending too much time at Madam Tussaud's, AA.

(Damn you, Santa, you beat me to it!)

King: Kid, when you win 200 times you'll get to wear sunglasses indoors.

Costner: Let's see, Dances With Wolves, Waterworld, Swing Vote, For Love of the Game, Postman....That's 5 right there.

I don't have a caption, but Jimmie seriously needs a new tailor. That jacket doesn't fit, the sleeves are too short, and the fabric is atrocious.

OK, back to sports...

Petty: "It's funny, see. It's a funny hat."
Costner: "Richard, it's not funny."
Petty: "That's not my name."
Costner: "Oh, all right. Turd Ferguson, it's not funny."

Costner: Hey guys...I'm a singer.

Costner: Ready...Draw!!!
Petty: This ain't a western Kevin
Costner: then why am I in this stupid costume?
Johnson (thinking) I hope I don't get wooden teeth like these 2..was Kenny Rogers not available?

An embarassingly overdressed Costner stands next to his accountant, while Richard Petty stares directly into the sun.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. And I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. And while I'm ranting, let me tell you, I hate tuxedo pockets. Look! These things are just so awkward. I can't put my hands in these pockets without making me look ridiculous!"

Costner frantically searches his pockets for any viable type of protection as PETA protesters begin to crowd around Petty's hat.

Jimmie Johnson is the new addition to the overrated and lucky winner wing at "Jethros Truck Stop and Wax Musuem" in Ocala, Fl.

Cowboy Up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Despite years of therapy, Kevin Costner just cannot let go of his portrayal of Wyatt Earp.

Costner: "Yeesh..amateurs. Don't they know they aren't even looking at the camera?"

KC: Does the fact that I'm a crazy liberal communist bother you guys?

Just three charter members of the Durham County, North Carolina, Ring of Honor chillin.

After a long wait, Kevin Costner announces his much anticipated, present day sequel "Dances With Rednecks."

Jimmy Johnson, under his breath to Richard Petty: "Jeez, you thought NASCAR would have a real star like Patrick Swayze or Larry the Cable Guy stand with us."

Jimmy Johnson: "Mr. Costner, I loved you in Robin Hood: Men In Tights"

Kevin Costner: "Oh yeah, well I asked to stand next to Jeff Gordon or Dale Earnhardt Jr."

Richard Petty: "Has anyone ever noticed that I am the sports version of Dick Clark? It doesn't look like I've aged since 1980."

Kevin Costner: Where'd they come from?

Richard Petty: Where did WE come from? You wouldn't believe how many guys wanted to race here. We had to beat 'em off with a sitck.

Jimmie Johnson: Hey, that's Davey Allison. And Buck Baker. And Dale Earnhardt!

Richard Petty: Bobby Isaac wanted to race, but none of us could stand the son-of-a-bitch when he was alive, so we told him to stick it!

(this took time AA. lol)

And the results are in: Kevin Costner's floor-length coat and vest combo outdo both Kyle Petty's ludicrous hat and Jimmy Johnson's berber jacket in the Gimmicky Dress Clothing category.

the Mount Rushmore of Ugly

(stolen from MST3K)

Does anyone wanna get try to get kicked out of applebee's?

Suckers! I changed my feed so you'd intentionally click on the gayest picture of Kevin Costner I could find.

The three figures posed for the opening of the NASCAR wax muesuem - sponsored by Viagra.