You Create the Caption #14

Friday, May 18, 2007

(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to reader Mark for the caption below....

"Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!"- Mark

Just like the Simpsons...Karate Kid references earn you points too. I would have personally gone with the part in Karate Kid III when Terry Silver says, "Now the real pain begins Danny Boy.", but to each his own. (Mantle Murcer wins 2nd for his ProActiv caption)

Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Rasheed Wallace reacting to a call during last nights Pistons' win? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)

AA's Entry: "Dude. Have you seen The Notebook? That's some sad s***."

(Ahh...jokes from 2004 are SO in right now.)

(Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:58 AM


*sobbing* so then *sob* then *sob* Rip wouldn't pass the ball to me, and i, i, hit him *sob* and then, then, *deep breath* the ref T'd me up!

- b said...
May 18, 2007, 12:11:00 PM  

"WHAT? They cancelled the Gilmore Girls?? Those bastards are gonna pay!"

Jay said...
May 18, 2007, 12:13:00 PM  

" *sob* then Barbaro broke his *sob* leg. Then they had to put him down. So *sob* touching!"

mookie said...
May 18, 2007, 12:36:00 PM  

I gotta do my homework before I can have supper???

hollywood wags said...
May 18, 2007, 12:44:00 PM  

sob sob;

and then I learned about women form one very special lady, mrs. steely vagina.

Anonymous said...
May 18, 2007, 12:44:00 PM  

Gee whiz! I didn't think I'd get a technical for saying "golly gosh darn it to heck!"

Keith said...
May 18, 2007, 12:51:00 PM  

Where's my binky?

hollywood wags said...
May 18, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

Man, I just heard that Latrell can't feed his family! Is there no compassion for the children?

extrapolater said...
May 18, 2007, 1:25:00 PM  
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extrapolater said...
May 18, 2007, 1:25:00 PM  

Man, AwfulAnnouncing took down Brady Boy Quinn's picture because of complaints from gays???


hollywood wags said...
May 18, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

What? CBS canceled Jericho? What's wrong with them?

Bruce said...
May 18, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

What the hell does "Stop Payment" mean??

Bstone said...
May 18, 2007, 3:06:00 PM  

Knight Rider got canceled? Life is so unfair!

hollywood wags said...
May 18, 2007, 3:06:00 PM  

I hate the playoffs. I should be back in Portland alternating bong hits and dodging the cops with Damon Stoudamire!!!

GMoney said...
May 18, 2007, 3:45:00 PM  

What? That patch of hair on Drew Gooden's neck is from my head? It can't be, it just can't..

May 18, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

Someone kneed Steve Nash in the jimmies? DAMN, I wanted to do that, DAMN, he stole my idea! DAMN!

hollywood wags said...
May 18, 2007, 4:00:00 PM  

"Wait a minute, Ronald Reagan died? I knew I shouldn't listen to FEMA news.

*cries for a prolonged period*

You're right AA, 2004 jokes are in.

mookie said...
May 18, 2007, 6:32:00 PM  

i respectfully disagree with your call. hopefully this will be a one time issue and we can move on

Sam said...
May 18, 2007, 8:01:00 PM  

Ben? Don't turn away, Ben. I-I wanted to go out to dinner with you before the series started - so much has happened since you left, so much I wanted to talk about - but Chauncey said it was a bad idea. He said we had to stay strong, that hanging with you was weak. He FORBADE me to see you. I was wrong, Ben...I was wrong. I know that now. Please, Ben, don't walk away angry. Come back, please? Ben...?

*Wow, that's a really long caption. I don't care, I enjoy it*

May 19, 2007, 12:49:00 AM  

Did Pop say really that Big Shot Bob's foul on Steve was "just a clean, end of game, foul"?

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2007, 11:56:00 AM  

"This is my sad bigfoot impression"

Anonymous said...
May 20, 2007, 7:06:00 PM  

From AB

Why cant anybody tell me what that thing is on the back of my head....

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2007, 9:40:00 AM  

I hate the playoffs. I should be back in Portland alternating bong hits.

davidfincher said...
Apr 2, 2009, 2:07:00 AM   Apr 19, 2009, 9:05:00 AM  

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