You Create the Caption #14
Friday, May 18, 2007
(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to reader Mark for the caption below....
"Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!"- Mark
Just like the Simpsons...Karate Kid references earn you points too. I would have personally gone with the part in Karate Kid III when Terry Silver says, "Now the real pain begins Danny Boy.", but to each his own. (Mantle Murcer wins 2nd for his ProActiv caption)
Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Rasheed Wallace reacting to a call during last nights Pistons' win? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)
AA's Entry: "Dude. Have you seen The Notebook? That's some sad s***."
(Ahh...jokes from 2004 are SO in right now.)
(Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)
24 Comments:
"WHAT? They cancelled the Gilmore Girls?? Those bastards are gonna pay!"
" *sob* then Barbaro broke his *sob* leg. Then they had to put him down. So *sob* touching!"
I gotta do my homework before I can have supper???
sob sob;
and then I learned about women form one very special lady, mrs. steely vagina.
Gee whiz! I didn't think I'd get a technical for saying "golly gosh darn it to heck!"
Where's my binky?
Man, I just heard that Latrell can't feed his family! Is there no compassion for the children?
Man, AwfulAnnouncing took down Brady Boy Quinn's picture because of complaints from gays???
;o)
What? CBS canceled Jericho? What's wrong with them?
What the hell does "Stop Payment" mean??
Knight Rider got canceled? Life is so unfair!
I hate the playoffs. I should be back in Portland alternating bong hits and dodging the cops with Damon Stoudamire!!!
What? That patch of hair on Drew Gooden's neck is from my head? It can't be, it just can't..
Someone kneed Steve Nash in the jimmies? DAMN, I wanted to do that, DAMN, he stole my idea! DAMN!
"Wait a minute, Ronald Reagan died? I knew I shouldn't listen to FEMA news.
*cries for a prolonged period*
You're right AA, 2004 jokes are in.
i respectfully disagree with your call. hopefully this will be a one time issue and we can move on
Ben? Don't turn away, Ben. I-I wanted to go out to dinner with you before the series started - so much has happened since you left, so much I wanted to talk about - but Chauncey said it was a bad idea. He said we had to stay strong, that hanging with you was weak. He FORBADE me to see you. I was wrong, Ben...I was wrong. I know that now. Please, Ben, don't walk away angry. Come back, please? Ben...?
*Wow, that's a really long caption. I don't care, I enjoy it*
Did Pop say really that Big Shot Bob's foul on Steve was "just a clean, end of game, foul"?
"This is my sad bigfoot impression"
From AB
Why cant anybody tell me what that thing is on the back of my head....
I hate the playoffs. I should be back in Portland alternating bong hits.
sports betting.com
Awesome.
Nike Air Force One
*sobbing* so then *sob* then *sob* Rip wouldn't pass the ball to me, and i, i, hit him *sob* and then, then, *deep breath* the ref T'd me up!