You Create the Caption #16

Wednesday, May 23, 2007


(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Monday's Winner: Giving this one to reader PM for the caption below....








"Hey, Hernandez, Newman and I are comin' for your ass after the game!"- PM

Now any quote from a show that aired on FOX will make you a winner. Can't wait for the first Married with Children reference!!!

Are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Boston Celtics Announcer Tommy Heinsohn after learning his Celtics dropped to the fifth pick in the 2007 Draft?


AA's Entry: "Are you f'ing serious?!?! I have to learn a Chinese name? I can't even pronounce Peeearce...Piiiierece. Screw it."

(Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:59 AM

23 Comments:

"Minus 100 Tommy Points, fucker."

McBain said...
May 23, 2007, 12:20:00 PM  

"What do you mean the last one to puke from this ipecac gets the number one pick?"

- b said...
May 23, 2007, 12:32:00 PM  

my that brandon roy looks dishy.

larry burns said...
May 23, 2007, 12:39:00 PM  

Since when was Seinfeld on Fox?

Anonymous said...
May 23, 2007, 12:48:00 PM  

I love pretending to be thinking about something when all I'm really doing is squeezing out a fart

thesportshernia said...
May 23, 2007, 12:51:00 PM  

Watch this Dick, that's a full court press I've got going in my pants.

hollywood wags said...
May 23, 2007, 12:56:00 PM  

Where's Telfair? I need his gun

May 23, 2007, 1:36:00 PM  

Anon- I don't know...for about the last 10 years! Reruns I know, but give me a break.

May 23, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

Heinsohn thinking: Where's the ref that caused the tuck rule? Can't he fix the lottery too?

mookie said...
May 23, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

When will Simmons stop calling me? This thing is really getting annoying!

Steve said...
May 23, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  

So this must be how Paul Pierce felt that night after he went to the Buzz club.

Adrian said...
May 23, 2007, 1:58:00 PM  
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Chip Wesley said...
May 23, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

Christ! 5th pick! Our franchise will never get out of this seemingly endless funk. I envy Red, he took the easy way out.

Chip Wesley said...
May 23, 2007, 2:44:00 PM  

Now I know how Brady Quinn felt...

May 23, 2007, 2:51:00 PM  

At least that Chinese guy can join Violet Palmer in the kitchen...as the dishwasher.

Brave Sir Robin said...
May 23, 2007, 2:53:00 PM  

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He comes over on occasion.

GMoney said...
May 23, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

Hmmm...what should I have for dinner? Steak? Yeah, steak. I love a good steak. Maybe some fries with it. Yeah, fries. And a beer. A big icy mug of beer.

Mantlemurcer said...
May 23, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

You do NOT treat Tommy Heinsohn this way! I drive a Dodge Stratus! DODGE STRATUS!

Andy Doran said...
May 23, 2007, 6:06:00 PM  

Oh. I've wasted my life.

pm said...
May 23, 2007, 7:21:00 PM  

I know that f-ing Simmons is going to find some way to blame this all on me.

Brien said...
May 23, 2007, 8:59:00 PM  

Crap, looks like I should order some shiny green hair ties. Maybe if Noah comes out with his Mom our racist fans won't notice.

Anonymous said...
May 23, 2007, 9:00:00 PM  

Maybe if I squeak it out slowly, no one will notice...

Jamie said...
May 23, 2007, 10:45:00 PM  

Oh, so I guess 10 Thai hookers and a bottle of Louis XIII just doesn't carry the bribing power it used to.

the butler said...
May 24, 2007, 11:35:00 AM  

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