Respectable response AA. Good job, although I did not think your comment should have been taken in an offensive way.

My entry for this photo: "If I promise to f*** you tonight, will you win the damn series!?!"

Thanks BSF. Even if one person thinks it's offensive I'm not going to stick with it. I didn't think that one out at all.

I apologize to my gay brethren.

"Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!"

From "The Karate Kid." The motto of Cobra-Kai (the bad guys)

You smurfed her?! Right in the smurfing parking lot?!

"Do you really think Pro-Active will help my skin?

Hahaha....see these are even better. Pops as played by John Kresse! Martin Kove would be proud.

"Your blue balls are clearly affecting your ability to penetrate the defense, Parker."

I'm not going to tell you again, Tony. Get your ass back out there and hurt somebody!!!

The PC police strike again.

So sensitive to words.

"Tony, it took me 3 weeks to learn this phrase...'Voulez-vous couch'...damn...I should've asked Manu to ask you"

hey tony, i was wondering why haven't you hit nash yet?

tony: because i am french

What was that? Nothing? That's right it was nothing. For I am the Anteater and I will snort your face off.

Dammit, AA, you took my thought and ran with it. I bow to your superiority...

Gay jokes are pretty lame, but so is changing what you deem funny because it offends someone.

Calling NASCAR fans female-ogling drunk rednecks is probably offensive to at least a few people, too. Do you really want to travel down this path?

Oh get a fucking life. I'm sure you're a member of PETA too. Go back home and cuddle with your buddy, Ramon. Like all fart and dick jokes, gay and redneck humor is hilarious and free game.

Don't bow down to these punks, AA.

What's next, no AIDS jokes? Nicole Brown? Ted Williams' head?

I don't see how you can equate the two, but I'll bite. When I read the joke again I deemed it not funny, and people could have taken it the wrong way. Like I was calling Brady Quinn less of a man because he was gay. Not my intention. I was calling him gay because he grabbed a dude's junk in a photo. Still ultimately not funny, but either way I could see it could be taken badly.

Drunk people are a part of NASCAR...just ask Jeff Gordon and everyone at Talladega. Southern people embrace the term Redneck, and if you find one that disagrees with that post, and is offended... I'll take that post down too.

Also, I didn't say all NASCAR Fans were drunk and/or all rednecks.

If you think I'm lame that's fine....read another site.

It's true, here's a list of some southerners I know who embrace the term Redneck:

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Jim Cornette
Jim Ross
Jeff Jarett
Hillbilly Jim
The Iron Sheik

I think Hacksaw is from New York!

Don't forget Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and the whole "Blue Collar Comedy" tour.

isn't that entire genre of comedy based upon the idea that Rednecks are A. funny B. loveable c. in fact, rednecks.

I live smack dab in the middle of NASCAR(and redneck) country, and AA is right; the term redneck is pretty much embraced around here.

You can't have sex with Eva? Then what are you gonna do with the 90 bottles of viagra I gave you?

Are You Gonna Tell Me??? "BOXERS or BRIEFS?"

Gregg Popovich shows Tony Parker what he'll soon be waking up to every day.

screw this. i aint entering this one. mantlemurcer stole my only idea. plus i cant stand pop or parker.