You Create the Caption #13

Thursday, May 17, 2007

(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Friday's Winner: Giving this one to Jamie for the caption below....

"I told you... your Rottie goes down in the third"- Jamie

Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Brady Quinn's Best Man Speech at AJ Hawk's Wedding Gregg Popovich shouting at Tony Parker? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)

AA's Entry: "Are you f'ing kidding me? You can't do Eva until you get married?!?!?! I bet she wouldn't make that deal with Mario Lopez."

(Editor's Note: The previous photo was taken down do to the unfunny nature of the comment. Anonymous commenter was right in questioning it. It was not intended in that way, but I can understand it being interpreted that way. Not a direction we need, or want to go on this site.)

Let's try this again.....

(AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:50 PM


Respectable response AA. Good job, although I did not think your comment should have been taken in an offensive way.

My entry for this photo: "If I promise to f*** you tonight, will you win the damn series!?!"

May 17, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

Thanks BSF. Even if one person thinks it's offensive I'm not going to stick with it. I didn't think that one out at all.

I apologize to my gay brethren.

May 17, 2007, 3:02:00 PM  

"Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy!"

From "The Karate Kid." The motto of Cobra-Kai (the bad guys)

Mark said...
May 17, 2007, 3:02:00 PM  

You smurfed her?! Right in the smurfing parking lot?!

McBain said...
May 17, 2007, 3:03:00 PM  

"Do you really think Pro-Active will help my skin?

Mantlemurcer said...
May 17, 2007, 3:04:00 PM  

Hahaha....see these are even better. Pops as played by John Kresse! Martin Kove would be proud.

May 17, 2007, 3:09:00 PM  

"Your blue balls are clearly affecting your ability to penetrate the defense, Parker."

Signal to Noise said...
May 17, 2007, 3:10:00 PM  

I'm not going to tell you again, Tony. Get your ass back out there and hurt somebody!!!

GMoney said...
May 17, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  

The PC police strike again.

So sensitive to words.

hollywood wags said...
May 17, 2007, 3:25:00 PM  

"Tony, it took me 3 weeks to learn this phrase...'Voulez-vous couch'...damn...I should've asked Manu to ask you"

Jamie said...
May 17, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

hey tony, i was wondering why haven't you hit nash yet?

tony: because i am french

larry burns said...
May 17, 2007, 3:54:00 PM  

What was that? Nothing? That's right it was nothing. For I am the Anteater and I will snort your face off.

May 17, 2007, 4:09:00 PM  

Dammit, AA, you took my thought and ran with it. I bow to your superiority...

Bruce said...
May 17, 2007, 4:10:00 PM  

Gay jokes are pretty lame, but so is changing what you deem funny because it offends someone.

Calling NASCAR fans female-ogling drunk rednecks is probably offensive to at least a few people, too. Do you really want to travel down this path?

Anonymous said...
May 17, 2007, 4:48:00 PM  

Oh get a fucking life. I'm sure you're a member of PETA too. Go back home and cuddle with your buddy, Ramon. Like all fart and dick jokes, gay and redneck humor is hilarious and free game.

Don't bow down to these punks, AA.

What's next, no AIDS jokes? Nicole Brown? Ted Williams' head?

GMoney said...
May 17, 2007, 5:02:00 PM  

I don't see how you can equate the two, but I'll bite. When I read the joke again I deemed it not funny, and people could have taken it the wrong way. Like I was calling Brady Quinn less of a man because he was gay. Not my intention. I was calling him gay because he grabbed a dude's junk in a photo. Still ultimately not funny, but either way I could see it could be taken badly.

Drunk people are a part of NASCAR...just ask Jeff Gordon and everyone at Talladega. Southern people embrace the term Redneck, and if you find one that disagrees with that post, and is offended... I'll take that post down too.

Also, I didn't say all NASCAR Fans were drunk and/or all rednecks.

If you think I'm lame that's another site.

May 17, 2007, 5:03:00 PM  

It's true, here's a list of some southerners I know who embrace the term Redneck:

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Jim Cornette
Jim Ross
Jeff Jarett
Hillbilly Jim
The Iron Sheik

May 17, 2007, 5:12:00 PM  

I think Hacksaw is from New York!

GMoney said...
May 17, 2007, 5:32:00 PM  

Don't forget Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and the whole "Blue Collar Comedy" tour.

isn't that entire genre of comedy based upon the idea that Rednecks are A. funny B. loveable c. in fact, rednecks.

mark said...
May 17, 2007, 5:33:00 PM  

I live smack dab in the middle of NASCAR(and redneck) country, and AA is right; the term redneck is pretty much embraced around here.

Bruce said...
May 17, 2007, 6:11:00 PM  

You can't have sex with Eva? Then what are you gonna do with the 90 bottles of viagra I gave you?

mookie said...
May 17, 2007, 6:36:00 PM  

Are You Gonna Tell Me??? "BOXERS or BRIEFS?"

Anonymous said...
May 17, 2007, 8:43:00 PM  

Gregg Popovich shows Tony Parker what he'll soon be waking up to every day.

Max said...
May 18, 2007, 8:02:00 AM  

screw this. i aint entering this one. mantlemurcer stole my only idea. plus i cant stand pop or parker.

May 18, 2007, 12:05:00 PM  

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