This looks like the steroids I use to take.

What the hell am I doing here? I'm no Thomas Pock.

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!!!!!!

"Let's kick some ice!"

The puck stahts heeah

Believe me now, I could have bote of you hit my hand ant I wouldn't feel it, so why don't you try it?

What's a mattah, you two chicken or someding?

Look at me when I talk to you or believe me, I will crush you and take your wives for my enjoyment and they will talk badly about you to me.

"I'm going to live to see you eat this puck! But make room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it through your stomach and crush your spine!"

"My name is Freeze, learn it well, for it will be the chilling sound of your doom!"

If you don't like hockey, I'll take a pepperoni, and punch it through your head.

For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust.

Where's Sarah Conner? That is the only reason I am here.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer...but for the life of me I can't figure out how hockey can have a roughing penalty

"ICE to see you!!"

California has a hockey team?

"When I drop the puck, GET TO DA CHOPPAH!!!"

"hey you ottawa bastard you better loose this damn face off or I will force you to watch my all time great movie Jingle All the Way!"

When I drop this, this will blow up all of Canada. ( He's never going to say that in a proper way)

Maybe they will teach me the triple deek. Go Charlie Go.

Where the hell is bombay it's almost game time, probably with that blond chick, oh just get dat guy from da fird movie.

remember when I said I would drop the puck? I lied.

see you at the party, Richter!

you! in the third row behind the glass! former Rangers goalie Mike Richter! i'll see you at the party after this game.