You Create the Caption #17

Thursday, May 24, 2007


(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to reader Tecmo_Bowl_Bo_Jackson for the caption below....








"Where's Telfair? I need his gun"- Tecmo_Bowl_Bo_Jackson

2nd Place with a bullet goes to McBain for this gem, "Minus 100 Tommy Points, f***er."

And why the hell not? Third is, "So this must be how Paul Pierce felt that night after he went to the Buzz club."- Adrian

So So So very wrong....but then so so so funny.

Are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling after getting shelled by the Yanks?


Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:34 PM

26 Comments:

Fuck, I need to crawl into WoW...where's my laptop.

hollywood wags said...
May 24, 2007, 1:13:00 PM  

Tonight's post will be about location. Location, location, location. Yeah, a quick 6,363 words on location

thesportshernia said...
May 24, 2007, 1:14:00 PM  

Jesus, I'm fat.

Mantlemurcer said...
May 24, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

How am I gonna use paint to spin this one?

May 24, 2007, 2:24:00 PM  

Clemens gets how much to pitch 5 crappy minor league innings?

Matt said...
May 24, 2007, 2:35:00 PM  

"Now where did I leave that paint can?"

Anonymous said...
May 24, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

I should probably have this tumor checked out

May 24, 2007, 3:09:00 PM  

"ZOMG! DAT WUZ TEH SUK! TIEM TO GO HOAM AND PWN SUM N00BZ ON WoW!!1!

AND MEBBE LOOK AT SUM LOLCATS..."

Chopper Dave said...
May 24, 2007, 3:20:00 PM  

I can't believe people are calling me Rich Garces now.

GMoney said...
May 24, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

Man, I sure wish A-Rod would quit playing with his package...

Anonymous said...
May 24, 2007, 4:28:00 PM  

Man, Molten Core is gonna suck tonight. I can just tell.

Keith said...
May 24, 2007, 4:44:00 PM  

My splitfinger, My splitfinger! Why hast thou forsaken me?

pm said...
May 24, 2007, 4:55:00 PM  

for the TV viewer...

"I can't believe Jordan won."

or

"They're in the future? What's with jack's beard? Who's in the casket? Is Jack's dad alive? Wha---?"

mcoale said...
May 24, 2007, 5:11:00 PM  

But...I'm Curt Schilling!!!

SportsGirl365 said...
May 24, 2007, 5:30:00 PM  

"Shit. Maybe *I* ought to see if I can tee it up against the Fort Myers Miracle..."

Got Map? said...
May 24, 2007, 5:31:00 PM  

Well.... at least I saved $100 on auto insurance by switching to Geico.

BD said...
May 24, 2007, 6:01:00 PM  

Now what will Gary Thorne say?

mookie said...
May 24, 2007, 6:57:00 PM  

WoW...(sigh)

Gordon Bombay said...
May 24, 2007, 8:06:00 PM  

I'm too old for this shit.

Bstone said...
May 24, 2007, 9:08:00 PM  

"Oh man. What am I gonna say on my blog tomorrow?"

SportsGirl365 said...
May 24, 2007, 9:32:00 PM  

Hey, was it a good idea to drink a fiith of Jose Cuervo with a half gallon of vailla ice cream on a hot when I'm pitching? Shit, I feel like crap.

hollywood wags said...
May 24, 2007, 9:51:00 PM  
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larry burns said...
May 24, 2007, 10:35:00 PM  

its so hot, milk was a bad choice

larry burns said...
May 24, 2007, 10:36:00 PM  

Dammit, those mooks on WEEI are gonna rip me another new one tomorrow. Time for my "Indignant Asshole" act again...

Bruce said...
May 25, 2007, 2:10:00 AM  

yeah, what bstone said. i think that sums it up perfectly.

- b said...
May 25, 2007, 9:15:00 AM  

"I think I might have just jinxed the Celtics for a decade with that outing."

the butler said...
May 25, 2007, 12:18:00 PM  

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