You Create the Caption #17
Thursday, May 24, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to reader Tecmo_Bowl_Bo_Jackson for the caption below....
"Where's Telfair? I need his gun"- Tecmo_Bowl_Bo_Jackson
2nd Place with a bullet goes to McBain for this gem, "Minus 100 Tommy Points, f***er."
And why the hell not? Third is, "So this must be how Paul Pierce felt that night after he went to the Buzz club."- Adrian
So So So very wrong....but then so so so funny.
Are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling after getting shelled by the Yanks?
26 Comments:
Tonight's post will be about location. Location, location, location. Yeah, a quick 6,363 words on location
Jesus, I'm fat.
How am I gonna use paint to spin this one?
Clemens gets how much to pitch 5 crappy minor league innings?
"Now where did I leave that paint can?"
I should probably have this tumor checked out
"ZOMG! DAT WUZ TEH SUK! TIEM TO GO HOAM AND PWN SUM N00BZ ON WoW!!1!
AND MEBBE LOOK AT SUM LOLCATS..."
I can't believe people are calling me Rich Garces now.
Man, I sure wish A-Rod would quit playing with his package...
Man, Molten Core is gonna suck tonight. I can just tell.
My splitfinger, My splitfinger! Why hast thou forsaken me?
for the TV viewer...
"I can't believe Jordan won."
or
"They're in the future? What's with jack's beard? Who's in the casket? Is Jack's dad alive? Wha---?"
But...I'm Curt Schilling!!!
"Shit. Maybe *I* ought to see if I can tee it up against the Fort Myers Miracle..."
Well.... at least I saved $100 on auto insurance by switching to Geico.
Now what will Gary Thorne say?
WoW...(sigh)
I'm too old for this shit.
"Oh man. What am I gonna say on my blog tomorrow?"
Hey, was it a good idea to drink a fiith of Jose Cuervo with a half gallon of vailla ice cream on a hot when I'm pitching? Shit, I feel like crap.
its so hot, milk was a bad choice
Dammit, those mooks on WEEI are gonna rip me another new one tomorrow. Time for my "Indignant Asshole" act again...
yeah, what bstone said. i think that sums it up perfectly.
"I think I might have just jinxed the Celtics for a decade with that outing."
Fuck, I need to crawl into WoW...where's my laptop.