You Create the Caption #11
Friday, May 11, 2007
(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to Signal to Noise for the caption below
""Hon, stop trying to sneak looks at Jessica Alba or I'm going back to my dirty hippie ex-husband.""- Signal to Noise
Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this police photo of Steve McNair and his Brother after being arrested for a DUI? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)
AA's Entry: "License and registration... chicken f**ker." (I hope at least some of you get that reference)
24 Comments:
aa:
I'd like a literacola
do we have a litercola, sorry we have no literacola.
McNair: "That's it, I don't care if he's my brother, motherfucker is off scholarship for this."
Don't worry, Ray told me this place was nice
"It's powdered sugar..."
"The lice hate powdered sugar."
"It's delicious."
AA- give yourself the trophy now. That was good.
Nice, haven't seen Super Troopers in a while.
I'll follow suit w/ another classic:
"I'm sorry officer, my friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels."
nice clerks ref
Steve: I want to stab this fuckin' mugshot photographer. Where's Ray Lewis when you need him.
You do know our last name is McNair, don't you bro?
Guilty, Your Honor. We just couldn't listen to Brian Billick for another second without going batshit crazy, yo?
McNair:
I can't wait till I give all of my knowledge to Troy Smith.
I think La Rev is right AA, just come up with a 2nd place finish for us.
If I could make another suggestion, have like a 1st place,2nd place,3rd place, and honorable mention for this caption contest.
McNair: Who's Cartwright?
JMC: I'm Cartwright.
M: You're not Cartwright.
JMC: I KNOW I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!
Best Seinfled exchange ever.
"Cartwright? You mean that's not Chris Tucker? And I've been quotin' Friday all night..."
I'm going to use a different chickenf**ker reference...
"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHH!!!"
or
"I knew it was you ALL ALONG, Richard Nixon!"
or
"Take that Magic of Reading crap and shove it up your ass. No one needed books at Alcorn State."
-Digital Headbutt
yo jamie, the snozberries didn't taste like snozberries
Steve: I didn't know you had a "J" in your name.
I'm sorry, did you say meow?
Both thinking:
I'm Rick James BITCH!
This is your face on alcohol.
This is your face on alcohol and coke.
PS Tecmo wins in my opinion.
"My boys aren't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this"
- Frank Costanza McNair
super troopers references will always be funny
thats not an entry, just a fact
"Ellen (Degeneres) don't be shy. Please take off your hat. Trust me, the new perm is fabulous"
You men should've known that you can't be black while driving.