You Create the Caption #11

Friday, May 11, 2007


(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to Signal to Noise for the caption below








""Hon, stop trying to sneak looks at Jessica Alba or I'm going back to my dirty hippie ex-husband.""- Signal to Noise

Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this police photo of Steve McNair and his Brother after being arrested for a DUI? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)


AA's Entry: "License and registration... chicken f**ker." (I hope at least some of you get that reference)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:41 PM

24 Comments:

You men should've known that you can't be black while driving.

mookie said...
May 11, 2007, 12:57:00 PM  

aa:

I'd like a literacola
do we have a litercola, sorry we have no literacola.

May 11, 2007, 1:07:00 PM  

McNair: "That's it, I don't care if he's my brother, motherfucker is off scholarship for this."

Signal to Noise said...
May 11, 2007, 1:10:00 PM  

Don't worry, Ray told me this place was nice

TerpsForSox said...
May 11, 2007, 1:11:00 PM  

"It's powdered sugar..."
"The lice hate powdered sugar."
"It's delicious."

AA- give yourself the trophy now. That was good.

La Rev said...
May 11, 2007, 1:16:00 PM  

Nice, haven't seen Super Troopers in a while.

I'll follow suit w/ another classic:

"I'm sorry officer, my friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels."

the butler said...
May 11, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

nice clerks ref

May 11, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  

Steve: I want to stab this fuckin' mugshot photographer. Where's Ray Lewis when you need him.

May 11, 2007, 1:30:00 PM  

You do know our last name is McNair, don't you bro?

MonkeyBoy said...
May 11, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Guilty, Your Honor. We just couldn't listen to Brian Billick for another second without going batshit crazy, yo?

Got Map? said...
May 11, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

McNair:

I can't wait till I give all of my knowledge to Troy Smith.

mookie said...
May 11, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

I think La Rev is right AA, just come up with a 2nd place finish for us.


If I could make another suggestion, have like a 1st place,2nd place,3rd place, and honorable mention for this caption contest.

mookie said...
May 11, 2007, 3:00:00 PM  

McNair: Who's Cartwright?
JMC: I'm Cartwright.
M: You're not Cartwright.
JMC: I KNOW I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!

Best Seinfled exchange ever.

GMoney said...
May 11, 2007, 3:44:00 PM  

"Cartwright? You mean that's not Chris Tucker? And I've been quotin' Friday all night..."

jjc58 said...
May 11, 2007, 4:28:00 PM  

I'm going to use a different chickenf**ker reference...

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHH!!!"

or

"I knew it was you ALL ALONG, Richard Nixon!"

or

"Take that Magic of Reading crap and shove it up your ass. No one needed books at Alcorn State."

-Digital Headbutt

Anonymous said...
May 11, 2007, 5:26:00 PM  

yo jamie, the snozberries didn't taste like snozberries

May 11, 2007, 5:57:00 PM  

Steve: I didn't know you had a "J" in your name.

Strawberry Sanders said...
May 11, 2007, 7:11:00 PM  

I'm sorry, did you say meow?

Greg Schuler said...
May 11, 2007, 8:39:00 PM  

Both thinking:

I'm Rick James BITCH!

mookie said...
May 11, 2007, 11:58:00 PM  

This is your face on alcohol.

This is your face on alcohol and coke.

McBain said...
May 12, 2007, 12:19:00 AM  

PS Tecmo wins in my opinion.

McBain said...
May 12, 2007, 12:21:00 AM  

"My boys aren't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this"

- Frank Costanza McNair

The Sports Hernia said...
May 12, 2007, 10:42:00 AM  

super troopers references will always be funny


thats not an entry, just a fact

May 12, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

"Ellen (Degeneres) don't be shy. Please take off your hat. Trust me, the new perm is fabulous"

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2007, 6:54:00 AM  

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