You Create the Caption #10
Thursday, May 10, 2007
(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Yesterday's Winner: First comment on the thread....the ever rad TSH
"Dude, don't be scared, it's not some freaky WNBA chick or Spree's ghost, it's just Mikki Moore."- The Sports Hernia
Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Homewreckah! Owen Wilson and his boo Kate Hudson at the Warriors/Mavs Game 6? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)
AA's Entry: "Dammit, and we just got on it too. Do you think if we go quickly there's enough time for us to jump of the bandwagon?"
(Photo by Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images)
26 Comments:
Ha...this is great. What is it about the first comment on each of these that makes me laugh out loud?
AA, is Main St. in Northeast or Northwest?
Sorry.....Southeast. Not the best part of town, but close to the new (impossible to get to) stadium!
Gosh Owen, your man boobs are bigger than mine.
"I think it's great that you've let your hair grow out since hosting the Oscars, Ellen!"
I think the funny thing Tecmo Bo, is that Kate looks a little bit like Ellen's partner.
"What're you talking about, of course Baron Davis loved 'You, Me and Dupree.'"
Owen...your nose doesn't look as bad a Steve Nash's....
Owen...your nose doesn't look as bad as Steve Nash's....
Is it bad that at first glance I thought Owen Wilson was Ellen Degenres?
you don;t have to be nervous to talk to ben stiller still, its not like you guys have not done 18 movies together.
I'm loving these fans, man. It's just...don't you think yellow's kinda gay? I never knew that this much of our fanbase came from across the bay."
"Hon, stop trying to sneak looks at Jessica Alba or I'm going back to my dirty hippie ex-husband."
Quit doing that MOM WHERE'S THE MEATLOAF thing from Farell, it's FUCKING ANNOYING.
So, it's gonna be like Fever Pitch, when we go out on the court and kiss after the Warriors win the series...and then bomb in the box office like most of our movies do. Got it?
OF COURSE I know your name isn't Luke, honey.
Uglier shade of yellow: these shirts, or my hair?
Hehehe, you think Adonal Foyle is high too? He's just sitting there.
Owen: Quit complaining Kate. It was either come to this game and act like we know something about basketball, or film Shanghai Knights 2: Back to China...WITH AVENGENCE!!!
Kate: "I just went all the way with Jackie Chan and Ben Stiller in the Ladies room..."
Owen Thinks "Damn I should have taken her to a hockey game, then Kate would think my nose was straight"
Is that Chris Robinson wiping up the sweat?
-Uncle Horns
Kate: blah blah blah
Owen: yeah, that's nice honey, just a second, it looks like Baron Davis is gonna go all Latrell Sprewell on Dirk's neck.
I bet that if I wear your hat, people will think I am you"
"By the way Owen. You're not funny or good looking."