Dude, don't be scared, it's not some freaky WNBA chick or Spree's ghost, it's just Mikki Moore.

Have you considered the benefits of going bald?


Have you considered the benefits of developing a jump shot?


So which Net is the gay one?

No, you DO play for Cleveland, I'm serious G, Cleveland.

Naw, G, yeah, that river is supposed to be on fire like that, I'm serious. Don't worry about it.

dude blonde chick in the third row.

Lebron do you see Vince Carter out there? I don't think he showed up.

Mike Brown whispering:

Bad News Lebron, I wrecked your hummer. But the good news is that I just saved a ton of money on car insurance my switching to geico.

or


So who do you think will be voted off american idol?

"Who the f*** is Ira Newble??"

MB: Okay, Lebron, we need you. Now I want you to go right, pull up, and knock down the fadeaway off of Z'pick.

LB: Okay, got it... who are you, again?

Brown: "Okay, I got your herpes medicine from the drugstore and had that King James tattoo put on my back but I forgot which laundromat I was supposed to pick up your laundry from..."

MB: when i go like this do I look like stevie's dad from malcom in the middle.
Lebron (in head): New york here i come.

Brown: I'm in the market for a quality riding lawn mower. Is the Cub Cadet that your incredibly white neighbor has worth the price?


I'm 2 for 8 on these contests, shooting to get over .300

lj: so did you talk to rj for me?

"Wow, your farts really DO smell like blueberry muffins."

Mike Brown: Hey, Lebron, bet you can't name one player on the Nets outside of RJ, Vince, and Kidd?

Lebron: Well, there's that big white guy in the middle...

Mike Brown: That's Zedrunas Illgauskas. He plays for us Bron.

Lebron: Oops, how bout that white guy who always shoots threes....

"So when do I get to meet Smooth Lebron?"

To expand on what Dr. Doom started-

LJ: dude blonde chick in the third row.

MB: That's no chick, that's Christine Daniels!

MB--"...and that's why I chose to wear a bright red tie with a pink and white dress shirt..."

LBJ: "Um...Good looking, Mr. Roker."

"'Bron, don't forget to check out the sale at Men's Warehouse I was telling you about. Pleated pants are half off!"

"Now, LeBron, you're more than welcome to join me, Drew Gooden and Fat Donny at TGI Friday's for our postgame bible study. Love them Jack Daniels Chicken Strips..."

Coach, I didn't mean that kind of hand check. Please remove your phalanges.

-Uncle Horns

"Just remember, The King rules on all seven days of the week."

or

"Can I call the next play? Pleassssseee??"

or

"Shut your mouth when I'm talking to you!"

To expand on what Martin and Dr.Doom started.


LJ: dude blonde chick in the third row.

MB: That's no chick, that's Christine Daniels!

LJ: No wait a minute, it's that kid from Hansen.

wait chris hansons a girl, but i have posters and everything.

Ok, that orange ball, it's a basket. ball. and it goes into the basket.

I know it doesn't *look* exactly like a basket, but it's close.