You Create The Caption #8
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Yesterday's Winner: We have a tie between Uncle Horns and B from Awful Officiating for the captions below....
"Captions aside, what the heck is wrong with her legs? they look so...weird."- B
"Honey, this place is a dump, they're out of Pabst."- UH
First, Pabst references (like the Simpsons) will always get you points. Second, great catch by B......What IS with her legs, and her face? She seriously looks like Michael Jackson.
Moving onto to today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Memhet Okur in the team Parking Lot? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)
AA's Entry: "(mumbling) Damn Jerry Sloan making me move his damn car again."
(Photo by Melissa Majchrzak/NBAE via Getty Images)
21 Comments:
Strong start DD....strong start.
Ah, I knew I should have gone for the hardwood bench seats...
I'm just glad Eddie Griffin got it back here upright.
Tryouts to be the new St. Louis Cardinals designated driver continues...
My car used to be white before I let JJ Redick borrow it.
Oh, that's real nice. T-Mac left a flaming bag of dog crap in the passenger seat. Just great. *&^*&%!
Maybe I shouldn't drive. I'm afraid I'm going to crash this thing...Being from Turkey technically means I'm Asian...
"Why must I have such a small penis!?"
Too risque?
Hope I left my proof of insurance in the front seat. Geico's great, but Dirk and Darko will kill me if they find out I sold out by going with the gecko.
why does mario williams keep blowin my phone up?
How the hell am I supposed to fit in this thing?
I hate it when Andrei makes me hold his parking spot with this stupid parking cone, wonder what would happen if Masha found out he used his free night on Amaechi?
Just because sasquatch shaves, doesn't mean it can drive.
-Uncle Horns
Boy am I glad Chris Henry drove my car back without a citation.
I'd feel a little less gay if I didn't have a man purse under my arm, just a little.
"This car is a chick magnet. Too bad it doesn't work on Mormons."
I don't know if the gun rack goes well in this car, I think Malone was messing with me, the son of a bitch.
It's been two weeks and still no f'ing blow jobs. I hate you, yellow car.
Dude, that guy was, like, the best car salesman EVER! He sold me a car I can't even get into, let alone drive!
Wow! No wonder AK-47 gets one free pass a year!
jerry called my car amaechian and threatened to sit me. I can;t beleive that I am selling it to a cleveland brown.