You Create The Caption #8

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: We have a tie between Uncle Horns and B from Awful Officiating for the captions below....

"Captions aside, what the heck is wrong with her legs? they look so...weird."- B
"Honey, this place is a dump, they're out of Pabst."- UH

First, Pabst references (like the Simpsons) will always get you points. Second, great catch by B......What IS with her legs, and her face? She seriously looks like Michael Jackson.

Moving onto to today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Memhet Okur in the team Parking Lot? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)

AA's Entry: "(mumbling) Damn Jerry Sloan making me move his damn car again."

(Photo by Melissa Majchrzak/NBAE via Getty Images)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:29 PM


jerry called my car amaechian and threatened to sit me. I can;t beleive that I am selling it to a cleveland brown.

DrDoom said...
May 8, 2007, 1:48:00 PM  

Strong start DD....strong start.

May 8, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

Ah, I knew I should have gone for the hardwood bench seats...

hollywood wags said...
May 8, 2007, 2:35:00 PM  

I'm just glad Eddie Griffin got it back here upright.

GMoney said...
May 8, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

Tryouts to be the new St. Louis Cardinals designated driver continues...

Steve said...
May 8, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

My car used to be white before I let JJ Redick borrow it.

Chopper Dave said...
May 8, 2007, 3:44:00 PM  

Oh, that's real nice. T-Mac left a flaming bag of dog crap in the passenger seat. Just great. *&^*&%!

DigitalHeadbutt said...
May 8, 2007, 3:46:00 PM  

Maybe I shouldn't drive. I'm afraid I'm going to crash this thing...Being from Turkey technically means I'm Asian...

DigitalHeadbutt said...
May 8, 2007, 3:47:00 PM  

"Why must I have such a small penis!?"

Too risque?

Radioman said...
May 8, 2007, 4:14:00 PM  

Hope I left my proof of insurance in the front seat. Geico's great, but Dirk and Darko will kill me if they find out I sold out by going with the gecko.

Signal to Noise said...
May 8, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

why does mario williams keep blowin my phone up?

May 8, 2007, 5:31:00 PM  

How the hell am I supposed to fit in this thing?

May 8, 2007, 5:33:00 PM  

I hate it when Andrei makes me hold his parking spot with this stupid parking cone, wonder what would happen if Masha found out he used his free night on Amaechi?

CT said...
May 8, 2007, 6:17:00 PM  

Just because sasquatch shaves, doesn't mean it can drive.

-Uncle Horns

Anonymous said...
May 8, 2007, 6:40:00 PM  

Boy am I glad Chris Henry drove my car back without a citation.

mookie said...
May 8, 2007, 6:44:00 PM  

I'd feel a little less gay if I didn't have a man purse under my arm, just a little.

The Sports Hernia said...
May 8, 2007, 9:26:00 PM  

"This car is a chick magnet. Too bad it doesn't work on Mormons."

Brien said...
May 8, 2007, 9:39:00 PM  

I don't know if the gun rack goes well in this car, I think Malone was messing with me, the son of a bitch.

hollywood wags said...
May 9, 2007, 9:54:00 AM  

It's been two weeks and still no f'ing blow jobs. I hate you, yellow car.

thesportshernia said...
May 9, 2007, 12:03:00 PM  

Dude, that guy was, like, the best car salesman EVER! He sold me a car I can't even get into, let alone drive!

extrapolater said...
May 9, 2007, 12:19:00 PM  

Wow! No wonder AK-47 gets one free pass a year!

Anonymous said...
May 9, 2007, 2:29:00 PM  

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