You Create The Caption #7
Monday, May 07, 2007
(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Last Weeks's Winner: The big winner for today is Radioman for the caption below....
"It was easy for Dirk Nowitzki to hide once he shaved his goatee and put on a black hood, but the expression on his soft European face still gave him away. And of course the hand around the neck was appropriate."
The choking reference sealed the win for our friend Radioman. What do you got for this photo of Kid Rock and Pammy Anderson at The Kentucky Derby?
AA's Entry: "Baby, I hear they have Crystal Meth flavored Mint Juleps!"
(AP Photo/Brian Bohannon)
13 Comments:
I found the next Barbaro!
no pam tommy isn't running, he is just hung like a horse. Goddanm your dumb. D-U-M dum, D-U-M-B.
Pam: Baby, is that Todd Pletcher over there? I hear he's single...
Kid: That's OK, if Pletcher does as well with you as he does with a Derby race, I have nothing to worry about....
"Honee, is that that guy Chris Berman?"
"No, it's just a horse taking a dump honey."
"Can you put some money down for me on Linda Cohn in the third honee?"
Kid Rock Thinking:
Maybe this'll distract me from Pam's breasts.
If they're not Dockers, they're just pants.
Kid Rock:
Oh look, Camilla Parker Bowles is here as well, oh wait, that's just another horse.
Honey, this place is a dump, they're out of Pabst.
-Uncle Horns
"I wonder if Barbaro got Hepatitis...dammit, Pam, you've really got the farts tonight!"
"Babee, honee, it's been a half an hour since I performed fellatio, I see one over there, let's go, pleeeeze. It's know it's attached to a horse, but..."
Ginger, did you see where did the skipper went?
captions aside, what the heck is wrong with her legs? they look so...weird.