You Create The Caption #7

Monday, May 07, 2007

(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Last Weeks's Winner: The big winner for today is Radioman for the caption below....

"It was easy for Dirk Nowitzki to hide once he shaved his goatee and put on a black hood, but the expression on his soft European face still gave him away. And of course the hand around the neck was appropriate."

The choking reference sealed the win for our friend Radioman. What do you got for this photo of Kid Rock and Pammy Anderson at The Kentucky Derby?

AA's Entry: "Baby, I hear they have Crystal Meth flavored Mint Juleps!"

(AP Photo/Brian Bohannon)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:14 PM


captions aside, what the heck is wrong with her legs? they look so...weird.

- b said...
May 7, 2007, 12:39:00 PM  

I found the next Barbaro!

TerpsForSox said...
May 7, 2007, 12:45:00 PM  

no pam tommy isn't running, he is just hung like a horse. Goddanm your dumb. D-U-M dum, D-U-M-B.

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2007, 1:07:00 PM  

Pam: Baby, is that Todd Pletcher over there? I hear he's single...

Kid: That's OK, if Pletcher does as well with you as he does with a Derby race, I have nothing to worry about....

Rabbi said...
May 7, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  

"Honee, is that that guy Chris Berman?"

"No, it's just a horse taking a dump honey."

hollywood wags said...
May 7, 2007, 1:33:00 PM  

"Can you put some money down for me on Linda Cohn in the third honee?"

hollywood wags said...
May 7, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

Kid Rock Thinking:

Maybe this'll distract me from Pam's breasts.

mookie said...
May 7, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

If they're not Dockers, they're just pants.

GMoney said...
May 7, 2007, 2:48:00 PM  

Kid Rock:

Oh look, Camilla Parker Bowles is here as well, oh wait, that's just another horse.

mookie said...
May 7, 2007, 3:02:00 PM  

Honey, this place is a dump, they're out of Pabst.

-Uncle Horns

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2007, 8:43:00 PM  

"I wonder if Barbaro got Hepatitis...dammit, Pam, you've really got the farts tonight!"

DigitalHeadbutt said...
May 8, 2007, 8:05:00 AM  

"Babee, honee, it's been a half an hour since I performed fellatio, I see one over there, let's go, pleeeeze. It's know it's attached to a horse, but..."

hollywood wags said...
May 8, 2007, 8:28:00 AM  

Ginger, did you see where did the skipper went?

Martin said...
May 8, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

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