You Create the Caption #18
Friday, May 25, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to Anonymous 2:56 (Sounds like a bible verse) for the caption below....
"Now where did I leave that paint can?"- Anon
Are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Marlins' pitcher Dontrelle Willis reacting to an on-field incident against the Phillies last night?
AA's Entry: "Man I can take these dudes! They can't hit a damn thing!!!"
17 Comments:
That's not paint Thorne, that's my skin color you sonofabitch!
"Coach, get his left hand and hold it back, so if he starts throwin' haymakers, he can at least make his next start!"
I'm Telling you coach, Bud Bundy WAS THE FUNNIEST ON MARRIED WITH CHILDREN!
Whatchu talkin about Willis.
Haha....stop cheating Mookie.
What do you mean I look like Beetlejuice from Howard Stern?
Who? Me? I gotsa big arm like 24 hours.
"Wait Dontrelle!!! I was just kidding about the free prostate exam..."
"I'm telling you for the last time, THAT WAS NOT MY URINE!!!"
"What the hell do you mean, 'i'm in the bottom two'?! I can sing, dammit!"
what you fightin about willis?
We will now turn to the book of Anonymous, Chapter 2, book 56:
And it came to pass that in the town below were shepherds.
But nobody knew who they were, for they were anonymous.
And Jesus spoke to them and said
"Be thou anonymous on the message boards of Bethlehem, but in my eyes, you are known".
Somebody get me Mike Vick on the phone and get me a couple of those m-----er f---in' dawgs, then I'll show you a Philly Phanatic!
Dontrell, it's not worth it. It's just the Phillies!
Why you gotta hold a brotha down?
That pine tar was NOT above the trade mark!
Dontrelle, get back here! Those are just a few fans in the stands. It scared me at first too, but they're not gonna hurt anybody.