You Create the Caption #18

Friday, May 25, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: Giving this one to Anonymous 2:56 (Sounds like a bible verse) for the caption below....

"Now where did I leave that paint can?"- Anon

Are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Marlins' pitcher Dontrelle Willis reacting to an on-field incident against the Phillies last night?

AA's Entry: "Man I can take these dudes! They can't hit a damn thing!!!"

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:53 PM


Dontrelle, get back here! Those are just a few fans in the stands. It scared me at first too, but they're not gonna hurt anybody.

May 25, 2007, 1:03:00 PM  

That's not paint Thorne, that's my skin color you sonofabitch!

hollywood wags said...
May 25, 2007, 1:04:00 PM  

"Coach, get his left hand and hold it back, so if he starts throwin' haymakers, he can at least make his next start!"

Signal to Noise said...
May 25, 2007, 1:06:00 PM  


mookie said...
May 25, 2007, 1:24:00 PM  

Whatchu talkin about Willis.

Adrian said...
May 25, 2007, 2:06:00 PM  

Haha....stop cheating Mookie.

May 25, 2007, 2:22:00 PM  

What do you mean I look like Beetlejuice from Howard Stern?

May 25, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

Who? Me? I gotsa big arm like 24 hours.

hollywood wags said...
May 25, 2007, 3:09:00 PM  

"Wait Dontrelle!!! I was just kidding about the free prostate exam..."

Anonymous said...
May 25, 2007, 3:31:00 PM  

"I'm telling you for the last time, THAT WAS NOT MY URINE!!!"

GMoney said...
May 25, 2007, 4:02:00 PM  

"What the hell do you mean, 'i'm in the bottom two'?! I can sing, dammit!"

pm said...
May 25, 2007, 4:11:00 PM  

what you fightin about willis?

Anonymous said...
May 25, 2007, 7:37:00 PM  

We will now turn to the book of Anonymous, Chapter 2, book 56:

And it came to pass that in the town below were shepherds.

But nobody knew who they were, for they were anonymous.

And Jesus spoke to them and said
"Be thou anonymous on the message boards of Bethlehem, but in my eyes, you are known".

Eric said...
May 25, 2007, 8:11:00 PM  

Somebody get me Mike Vick on the phone and get me a couple of those m-----er f---in' dawgs, then I'll show you a Philly Phanatic!

Steve said...
May 25, 2007, 10:38:00 PM  

Dontrell, it's not worth it. It's just the Phillies!

Michael said...
May 26, 2007, 12:43:00 AM  

Why you gotta hold a brotha down?

- b said...
May 26, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  

That pine tar was NOT above the trade mark!

Brave Sir Robin said...
May 26, 2007, 4:40:00 PM  

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