You Create the Caption #20

Thursday, May 31, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Tuesday's Winner: This was a tough one. All of you took my movie quote theme and ran with it so I'm giving this one a top 5.

1. "I'm going to live to see you eat this puck! But make room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it through your stomach and crush your spine!"- Chopper Dave

2. "My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer...but for the life of me I can't figure out how hockey can have a roughing penalty"- CT

3. "ICE to see you!!"- WCT

4. "When I drop the puck, GET TO DA CHOPPAH!!!"- PM

5. "California has a hockey team?"- Anon (just to upset the Hockey fans)

Are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Tony Parker and Tim Duncan after last night's Spurs' victory?

AA's Entry: "Now I know you thought we wouldn't win this thing, but don't forget our bet. Wife Swap for a title Tony.....Wife Swap for a title."

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:16 PM


Come on man, let me smell your finger, do it for Tim brotha, come on man, just this one time.

hollywood wags said...
May 31, 2007, 12:35:00 PM  

Bad news. We're trading you for Kobe, but we're keeping Eva.

NoName said...
May 31, 2007, 1:15:00 PM  

and that my boy is how sex works.

larry burns said...
May 31, 2007, 1:20:00 PM  

This is basketball Tony, not war. You cant surrender.

May 31, 2007, 1:34:00 PM  

Tony .... DOOOOOOOOD ...... You're French .... Melissa Theuriau is French. Think about it long and hard before you marry that skank Eva.

Jay said...
May 31, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

I told you we shouldn't surrender, Mr. Frenchman

O's fan said...
May 31, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

Just remember if Eva isn't giving you some, you're welcome at my house.

chiguy23 said...
May 31, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

"What? Friends listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark."

La Rev said...
May 31, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

we should bang

May 31, 2007, 2:29:00 PM  

So when Nash takes you around the top on that 2-down screen, whoever's on Leandro will low-bridge him, and I'll kick him in the face, then Coach Pock will come off the top rope; are we cool, mon frere?"

Got Map? said...
May 31, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

Je vous adore mon cheré. wait what's that mean?

Jibblescribbits said...
May 31, 2007, 2:55:00 PM  

hey your head smells funny...what freaky shit do you frenchies do?

Sam said...
May 31, 2007, 3:24:00 PM  

See Tony, sometimes you just got to take the pussy, like peppy.

Less For More said...
May 31, 2007, 3:35:00 PM  


Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

mark said...
May 31, 2007, 3:56:00 PM  

Now, Tony, on your wedding night you're going to want to take her legs and put them behind her me. They don't call me The Big Fundamental for nothing.

GMoney said...
May 31, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

You need to go pick up the jock you dropped when deron broke your ankles, tiny man.

pm said...
May 31, 2007, 6:53:00 PM  

Duncan talking: I had a dream that I shot Mark Jackson in the head.

mookie said...
May 31, 2007, 6:56:00 PM  

"hey tony how does it feel to not have to surrender something you silly little french bastard"

Anonymous said...
Jun 1, 2007, 12:57:00 AM  

"hey tony how does it feel to not have to surrender something you silly little french bastard"

J(cavs)eff said...
Jun 1, 2007, 12:58:00 AM  

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