You Create the Caption #12

Monday, May 14, 2007


(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Friday's Winner: Giving this one to Terps for Sox for the caption below....








"Don't worry, Ray told me this place was nice"- TFS

Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Mikey Vick chatting with Falcons' Owner Arthur Blank? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)


AA's Entry: I'm sitting this one out......only because I can't think with Blank's nipple pointing at me like that.

(Special Thanks to HCIC from Leave the Man Alone for the photo.)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:09 PM

21 Comments:

"I told you... your Rottie goes down in the third"

Jamie said...
May 14, 2007, 12:30:00 PM  

maybe he is "nipping" because he likes vick's ass....

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2007, 12:56:00 PM  

I'm so, so disappointed in you Michael. Look at my face and posture, I am so disappointed.

Why did you NOT go to Home Depot for your chainlink fencing and concrete???

hollywood wags said...
May 14, 2007, 1:42:00 PM  

Oh what I'd give right now to plug your nose up like Tony did to Christopher

thesportshernia said...
May 14, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  

Michael, Why didn't you call me last night? Your assistant coach and I were up all night worried sick about you!

Berger said...
May 14, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  

The Thai stick makes me awfully gaseous.

Bevo said...
May 14, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

I hope the player behind me doesn't know that I just had 12 burritos.

mookie said...
May 14, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

"So everyone says, 'NOOORM,' and Woody says, 'How's life, Mr. Peterson?' And Norm says, 'It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milk-bone underwear.' Get it, Mr. Blank? Dog-eat-dog? Milk-bone...what, too soon?"

May 14, 2007, 3:01:00 PM  

"Stop calling me 'Dawg' or I'll stab you with my old-man titty."

Chopper Dave said...
May 14, 2007, 3:07:00 PM  

Blank: "They will go through bone like butter....They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute..."

Vick (Thought Bubble): New hobby!

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2007, 3:16:00 PM  

AB: AND STOP CALLING ME, NIP!!!

GMoney said...
May 14, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  

The dogs are on PCP, man. They ain't feelin' no pain.


Jamie wins.

McBain said...
May 14, 2007, 3:41:00 PM  

"Mr. Blank, would you mind if I ask out your daughter?"

Awful Chief said...
May 14, 2007, 3:55:00 PM  

MV:Mr. Blank, I hired Randy Jackson to speak at our home opener.

AB:The one from American Idol?

MV: Yeah, he's my dawg!


Arthur Blank then gives VIck a nipple twist.

mookie said...
May 14, 2007, 4:06:00 PM  

"You idiot... when I told you I wanted to see the size of the fight in the dog this season, I was speaking metaphorically!"

Joel said...
May 14, 2007, 4:44:00 PM  

Vick: "I think I'm being stalked by Cesar Millan"

-Digital Headbutt

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2007, 5:04:00 PM  

My cat could kick the crap out of your dogs

Anonymous said...
May 14, 2007, 5:18:00 PM  

You do realize even the fucking Raiders won't trade for you now, right?

Andy Doran said...
May 14, 2007, 7:07:00 PM  

Um... Mike. I'm going to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday, Mmm-kay?

extrapolater said...
May 14, 2007, 9:06:00 PM  

Actually, I could probably pull these shorts up to my nipples.

Turd Ferguson said...
May 14, 2007, 11:08:00 PM  

"Mike, you can't keep using the Madden Cover jinx excuse every damn year!"

the butler said...
May 15, 2007, 12:51:00 PM  

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