You Create the Caption #12
Monday, May 14, 2007
(Most) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Friday's Winner: Giving this one to Terps for Sox for the caption below....
"Don't worry, Ray told me this place was nice"- TFS
Today's photo.....are you funny enough to come up with a caption for this photo of Mikey Vick chatting with Falcons' Owner Arthur Blank? If so send your answer and a self-addressed stamped envelope to Awful Announcing, 1234 Main St., Washington DC, 20008. (Or just put them in the comments per usual)
AA's Entry: I'm sitting this one out......only because I can't think with Blank's nipple pointing at me like that.
(Special Thanks to HCIC from Leave the Man Alone for the photo.)
21 Comments:
maybe he is "nipping" because he likes vick's ass....
I'm so, so disappointed in you Michael. Look at my face and posture, I am so disappointed.
Why did you NOT go to Home Depot for your chainlink fencing and concrete???
Oh what I'd give right now to plug your nose up like Tony did to Christopher
Michael, Why didn't you call me last night? Your assistant coach and I were up all night worried sick about you!
The Thai stick makes me awfully gaseous.
I hope the player behind me doesn't know that I just had 12 burritos.
"So everyone says, 'NOOORM,' and Woody says, 'How's life, Mr. Peterson?' And Norm says, 'It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milk-bone underwear.' Get it, Mr. Blank? Dog-eat-dog? Milk-bone...what, too soon?"
"Stop calling me 'Dawg' or I'll stab you with my old-man titty."
Blank: "They will go through bone like butter....They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute..."
Vick (Thought Bubble): New hobby!
AB: AND STOP CALLING ME, NIP!!!
The dogs are on PCP, man. They ain't feelin' no pain.
Jamie wins.
"Mr. Blank, would you mind if I ask out your daughter?"
MV:Mr. Blank, I hired Randy Jackson to speak at our home opener.
AB:The one from American Idol?
MV: Yeah, he's my dawg!
Arthur Blank then gives VIck a nipple twist.
"You idiot... when I told you I wanted to see the size of the fight in the dog this season, I was speaking metaphorically!"
Vick: "I think I'm being stalked by Cesar Millan"
-Digital Headbutt
My cat could kick the crap out of your dogs
You do realize even the fucking Raiders won't trade for you now, right?
Um... Mike. I'm going to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday, Mmm-kay?
Actually, I could probably pull these shorts up to my nipples.
"Mike, you can't keep using the Madden Cover jinx excuse every damn year!"
"I told you... your Rottie goes down in the third"