The next time I tune in to see Stu will be the day they show the door hitting him in the ass on his way out of ESPN.

They only need one segment on SC...the daily anal raping of Cowherd. They could even replace his stupid Spanning the Globe piece with him getting violated by men from around the world. It's a can't miss!!!

Has it come to where only the show's death can bring about anything redeeming?

It is as if the show on which we all grew up watching the previous day's sports highlights has become some abomination, and only the imprints that it left on us while it was still pure and we were still young can become anything good now.

Yes, work's a little slow today, how'd you guess?

i quit watching sportscenter three years ago. it's nothing but sell and hype.

sportscenter is nothing more than glorified entertainment tonight. before the show starts you know what they will hype/sell/fawn over.

think about it: i bet you can rattle six subjects off the top of your head that will be on entertainment tonight this evening.

(ET: bradgelina, tomkat, rosie, donald trump, paris hilton, jennifer aniston).

same with sportscenter at 6 p.m.

(sportscenter: yankees, red sox, "luh-bron," michael vick, terrell owens, kobe bryant).

I think the spookier part of this entire thing is the lede on the USA Today story:

"July is usually a slow month for sports news. So ESPN's SportsCenter, in an off-beat plan that will be announced today, figures it can just invent its own news."

Never mind the fact that ESPN thinks it's OK to make its own news, ranking it in the same league as the fearmongering local FOX affiliate that tried to convince me last week that there was an EPIDEMIC of some disease that made BUGS CRAWL FROM MY SKIN, but what's more disturbing is that ESPN has done this for quite some time now.

It's only a matter of time before ESPN starts ignoring actual competitions, instead opting for text messaging votes and "expert" analysis to decide who won the Super Bowl.

You're not the sports highlight show I fell in love with as a child, ESPN. You're now a peroxide-blonde, fake-breasted, Botoxed-faced, collagen-enhanced, anal-bleached shadow of your former self.

Amen Pete....I also think that plays in perfectly with my MTV theory. Real World Bristol should be right around the corner.

Stu, Berman, Linda Cohn, John Clayton, John Bucigross, and Bob Ley are picked to live in a house...

i deeply miss the Not Top Ten...it was a good laugh then all of sudden it got thrown in the trash...does anyone else find Stu Scotts up and down rollercoaster ride to be funny?

Spelling Bee up to the Finals down to this Who's Now thing...whats next, prolly be up to a big spot on the ESPYs then fall back down into a sideline reporting spot at Inside Florida International Football on SportsCenter

Someday, ESPN could actually try covering sports again with some attention to detail.

It's telling that the producer admits they're ripping off Dancing with the Stars, as if that was a good thing.

I have faith in the universe that on August 1st, some guy we've never heard of before will throw a no-hitter and make all this "Who's Now" business irrelevant and sad.

I miss the days of "The Big Show", with Olbermann and Patrick. Watching SC on Sunday nights was a must-see for me back then, but after KO left the Mothership, it just wasn't the same.

Hey Best Damn Sports show already did this! Best Damn's Phenomenal 50 NOW... Kobe won! ESPN Bitters!

This "who's more now" segment is like watching a couple of fourth graders argue over whether Captain America could beat up Batman.

I actually like it its fun once in awhile

Captain America could never beat Batman. Batman is NOW!!!!!!!!11111