Create The Caption #300

Thursday, October 23, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Worst. Renaissance Fair. Ever."- Anon

"Troopers, You find anything?"
"Man, we ain't found shit"
- Anon

"Bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!"- Anon (Trey Wingo would be proud)

"Man, we already lost Frodo? We're the worst fellowship ever."- Jared

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
- Joseph

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Pat Burrell and Ryan Howard before last night's Game One win?

Daily Links:

Free Tacos Bitches! (BLS)
Weird Yahoo Headline On Black Players In The World Series (TSH)
ESPN Doesn't Seem To Like Billy Walker (Basketbawful)
Aggie Fans Are Seriously Weird (DSpin)
The Million Dollar Man Is Bankrupt (BMDP)
NFL Backup QBs Are Terrible (LOCG)
Mexican Soccer, La Familia And You! (Rumors and Rants)
Introducing The "Scoop Counter" (RCS)
Your Favorite NFL Team's True Colors (Zone Blitz)
We Need A New Round Of DirecTV Commercials (Tirico Suave)
20 Ways To Enjoy The World Series Online (Mashable)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:01 PM


At the Burrell-Howard wedding, Pat and Ryan prepared to join their separate flames into an eternal, unity flame.

Oct 23, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Howard: "Man, those Backstreet Boys suck about as much as my hititng".

JFein said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

In retrospect having Tim Allen handel the pre game fire works was a bad Idea

W_Rabb said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

I thought this was the World Series, not a Rammstein concert!

Chris in Tampa said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Howard: Dude did you bring the Brats

Burell: No the ghost of Dick Stockton robbed me outside the Stop and Shop

W_Rabb said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Hey pat, utley and hammels are taking this farting contest to a whole new level

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

If the Backstreet Boys don't hurry up with this anthem we will never be able to beat the crowds at Waffle House.

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Burrell: "And so I told my cousin I wouldn't be caught dead at a Great White concert."

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

...all this for the Backstreet Boys? Really?

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Burrell: If they play "Larger Than Life", I'm going to lose it!

GMoney said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Before Wednesday's Game 1, Satan stopped by to finalize two contracts. Fear not Philadelphia, your sacraficial lambs have been delivered for the good of everyone...

foos said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Wow. Pyrotechnics, cowbells, and washed-up bands. Throw in a mid-inning sumo-suit wrestling contest and we'll have ourselves a bon-a-fide AAA game.

foos said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

"Is that Hank Steinbrenner's head exploding because the Rays are in the World Series."

49er16 said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Not pictured: Eric Bruntlett and Pedro Feliz

Dan said...
Oct 23, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Ladies and Gentlemen, for your seventh inning stretch entertainment, the National Baseketball League is proud to present a salute to our South Sea neighbors, Viva Calypso!

6 packed said...
Oct 23, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

"Think we can sneak out of here and get one of those Subway Philly Cheesesteaks?"

bsencore said...
Oct 23, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

"I don't really feel like hitting today."
"Yeah, me neither."

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  
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Oct 23, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Burrell: "Lightweights. The Volcano Taco wasn't that hot."

Oct 23, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

It looks like it burns when you pee too!

JB said...
Oct 23, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

"I suppose it makes sense that there are flames before the Backstreet Boys come out..."

Tim said...
Oct 23, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Man, we're not gonna come this close to a heater again tonight.

MarkMc said...
Oct 23, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Burrell: "Well, Ryan... I suppose you can't really blame the stadium management for scheduling the moster truck rally for the same day as the first game of the World Series. Who knew?"

CraigNY said...
Oct 23, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Kum by Yah, my Lord.
Kum by Yah.

Jay said...
Oct 23, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

Dude, they should NOT have had Spinal Tap sing the national anthem!!!

hollywood wags said...
Oct 23, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

Burrell: I haven't seen something go up in flames like that since the '07 Mets.

Howard: Except maybe the '08 Mets.

Wade Robertson said...
Oct 23, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

Man... I didn't expect Craig Sager's suit to go up that fast...

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

PB: Duuuuuude, it burns so bad when I pee.

RH: Shuddup, burns here too, but at least your's is coming out straight.

BOTH: Gotta stay out of Foxy's Showbar

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 4:55:00 PM  

I can't believe Ray Liotta and Gary Coleman are dressed like Phillies

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

"Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony"

Ham said...
Oct 23, 2008, 5:33:00 PM  

...pick up sticks...

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 5:35:00 PM  

RH: If I didn't lean to the left this would've been so awesome.

Drazzel said...
Oct 23, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

Burrell: "I'm Pat S. Burrell, Esquire!"
Howard: "And I'm Ryan 'Theodore' Howard!"
Both: "And we are... WYLD STALLYNS!"

Ross said...
Oct 23, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

Next season the Phillies will wear letters instead of numbers on their backs in the continuing effort to educate their loyal Fans.

Monty said...
Oct 23, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

Burrell: What are the flames for?

Howard: FOX's chance of good ratings for this World Series is the flame on the left, their crappy fall lineup is on the right.

ssreporters said...
Oct 23, 2008, 6:50:00 PM  

5+6=56, The hit streak for Joe DiMaggio, but also coincidently the number of combined playoff strikeouts between Burrell and Howard.

Mike said...
Oct 23, 2008, 6:59:00 PM  

Aren't they suppose to wait until after the World Series to start burning the city down.

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 7:25:00 PM  

Okay, who farted?

JamesCraven said...
Oct 23, 2008, 7:30:00 PM  

I didn't know it was coach's birthday. He'd better hurry up and blow out those candles or McCarver will start explaining the ground rules when Catwalk A catches on fire.

Mal said...
Oct 23, 2008, 8:31:00 PM  

Tropicana Field......drink it in boys.

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 8:40:00 PM  

Shit bro, is that the Undertaker's music?

Oct 23, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

I told you there were a couple of flamers in the Backstreet Boys.

Paul said...
Oct 23, 2008, 9:41:00 PM  

Burrell & Howard: "I'm A Firestarter...A Wicked Firestarter."

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 9:45:00 PM  

"My name is Pat Burrell, he's Ryan Howard, and we spit hot fire!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 9:47:00 PM  

Rays appointed 10th man, Brian "Nasty Boy" Knobs, lights a couple of farts during the pregame festivities.

Paul said...
Oct 23, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

Ryan Howard to Pat Burrell: "Man, I knew Dick Vitale and Tim McCarver were full of hot air, but who would have ever thought their heads would just combust into natural gas streams one day?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

...then Howard said, "Yeah, it's deep too!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 10:20:00 PM  

You should have gotten that picture of Buck and McCarver in the booth in the 9th inning of game 1. Buck looked bored as hell.

Anonymous said...
Oct 23, 2008, 11:40:00 PM  

Is VERY bad to drink Jobu's rum!

MarkMc said...
Oct 24, 2008, 7:49:00 AM  

I'm so excited! I'm so... scared....

Anonymous said...
Oct 24, 2008, 11:32:00 AM  

Pat: Rocco said that Navarro was providing the tabasco sauce for the clubhouse buffet.

Adam said...
Oct 24, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Pat: Bought Time they lit those backstreet boys on fire.

Simon said...
Oct 24, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

The danger of multiple free tacos from Taco Bell and one carelessly thrown cigarette.

Sean H said...
Oct 24, 2008, 7:24:00 PM  

Guys, this is no time for your James Hetfield impressions!

Birdman said...
Oct 25, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

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