Create The Caption #303: Philadelphia Phillies Edition!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Tuesday's Winners....


"$100 for a tank of gas!?!? I can only afford to fill up 95,000 more times this season!"- Dingeraa3

"Tayshaun: Skis, huh?
Woman on other side: That's right.
Tayshaun: Great. They yours?
Woman: Uh-huh.
Tayshaun: Both of them?"
- Anon

"DEEE-troit GASSS-attendant!!!"- Anon

"Tayshaun Prince dresses in his most elaborate Halloween costume to date: "Kwame Brown - 2012""- G Anon (That's one of the funniest captions in quite some time. Bravo.)
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In honor of the NBA tipping off tonight, Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Philly Fans rioting in the street after last night's World Series win?


Daily Links:



Bottle To The Head! (Deadspin)
Us Did It! (Cafe Press)
Charlie Manuel Is Awesome (Fightins)
Video Of The Kalas Call (700 Level)
Need Phillies Championship Gear? Rob A Bank! (Fanhouse)
Get Your World Series Rain! (Ebay)
Brad Lidge Is A Dominatrix (Sports Karma)
Riot Vids (Fan IQ)
A Thank You To Bud Selig (Josh Q. Public)
World Series Newspaper Headlines (HHR)
Baseball Is Finally Over (With Leather)
AWWWWWWWWW! (NBC)
Cole Hamels And His Wife Are Both Dreamy (Celebridiot)
Even More Attractiveness! (Uncoached)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:01 PM

65 Comments:

This is what happens when Jeanie Zelasko and Kevin Kennedy aren't there to lull you into a stupor before Tim McCarver eats the very fabric of your soul.

BF said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

No we aren't overturning cars because of the Phillies, we are required to overturn cars on days that end with Y.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"Wait, we actually won the damn thing?!"

Mez said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"Yes officer, I saw the three men who flipped my car. They were wearing Phillies shirts. Hold on, let me look outside and see if they're still there...... Shit..."

foos said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

In honor of Halloween, Michael Jackson and his zombies broke out into a spirited rendition of Thriller. (Two guys on the right)

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Braaains!!!

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Looks like it really is always sunny in Philadelphia.

The DJ said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Phillies celebrating just like AA would.

JFein said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Jim Rome is talking about that same video on his radio show.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Detroit is not impressed.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Jeez, it didn't get this crazy in Philadelphia when Rocky Balboa won the title!

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

In a truly ironic twist, Philly fans mistakenly flip Cole Hamel's new 2010 Corvette that he had won just hours before.

Wade Robertson said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

The rioters are stunned to learn that Bud Selig has rescinded his decision and is forcing the teams to replay Game 5 in its entirety.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Whew, at least my Geico policy covers championship rioting.

GMoney said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Mitch Williams celebrates with all the rioters as his name is forever removed from the list of Philly's sports "goats."

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Let's just get it out there so we can get on with the contest:

"I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...scared!"

Dick "Big Bopper" Belding said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

This weekend's GOP TV ad: "This is America...if Barack Obama is elected President."

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

blacks and whites play together again like kids in a sandbox.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Those 2 guys on top of the car aren't even Phillies fans there just glad that the season is over so they don't have to listen to Tim McCarver

W_Rabb said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Seriously - are we trying to do the Thriller Dance - or Black and White? Could you let me know?

Steve said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Welcome to Barack Obama's America! Enjoy your stay.
Spread the wealth...
This is my car now...this is totally my car.

Oct 30, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

E.T. phone hoooooome.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

dick belding stealing my line? what is this, amature hour? if he gets selected then i demand both of us to get credit.

jeff, the original 'i'm so excited i'm so scared' poster said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

BOY ON RIGHT: "Mother f*cker . . . I just stole that whip ten minutes ago!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Having shot their wad after the NLCS, Philadelphians will now celebrate by turning cars right side up

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

ECW! ECW!

colonial said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

Yo, Adrian, I did it!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

To the guy on the right "What did you fall off a freakin boat?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

Man in overturned car:
"They broke my watch!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Harry Kalas and his hired hitmen turn over Chris Wheeler's car...middle in indeed.

Jim Williams said...
Oct 30, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Get out of my dreams, get into my car!

Steven said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:03:00 PM  

Donovan McNabb over Ricky Williams!!!!!!???????!?!?!?!?!?

Adam said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

FREEZE!!! Everybody clap your hands!

markmc said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

Santa Claus is officially out of the carpool rotation.

Oct 30, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Damn woman drivers

Oct 30, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

Only 33% of a game, but 110% of the post-game stupidity.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

reporter: "Wow, you guys sure are excited about that championship!"

guys on the right: "What championship?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

This is the last thing Dick Vitale saw before the angry mob tore him to shreds.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

True to form, the assembled mob of drunk Philadelphians cheered the white car tippers, booed the black ones.

Indubitably said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

George Bush's America:
---Gets credit for giving Boston, Chicago, and Philadelphia World Series titles that they thought were mythical things.
---Gets docked points for turning Boston, Chicago, and Philadelphia jobs into mythical things.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

That'll teach Costanza to work for the Yankees!

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Guy in Front of Tire: Gosh, I hope coach Mike Smith doesn't see me. He didn't even know I stayed up here in Philly since last Sunday for this. But hey, at least I'm not fighting do... CHEESE!

Corn said...
Oct 30, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Even in jubilation, Philly fans still decide to riot and knock over Donovan McNabb's car.

ssreporters said...
Oct 30, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

You tell everybody. Listen to me, people. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 4:37:00 PM  

Oh my god! Gerbils! Wave to the camera Shelly.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 5:09:00 PM  

Scott Kazmir was the thought to have thrown the bottle, however following his arrest Kazmir's lawyer brought a tape of his game 5 start. After watching 4 innings of Kaz hit everything but his target the police realized that he couldn't have hit the victim with anything less than 8 tries.

Frank T. Tank said...
Oct 30, 2008, 6:09:00 PM  

Us just did that!

Sean said...
Oct 30, 2008, 7:28:00 PM  

I don't know...How many Phillies fans does it take to tip over a car??

Kevin said...
Oct 30, 2008, 7:36:00 PM  

Why... car... not... work?

Steel IX said...
Oct 30, 2008, 8:28:00 PM  

An unusually wild opening night for the 76ers...

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 8:33:00 PM  

Andre Iguodala (far right) joins in the celebration, although nobody could explain why he was wearing his girlfriend's vest.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 8:37:00 PM  

Mr. Met's drove through some untimely traffic returning from his late night tee time.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

Mr. Met drove through some untimely traffic returning from his late night tee time.

Anonymous said...
Oct 30, 2008, 9:39:00 PM  

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. This is Mr. Robinson's neighborhood. C-I-L my landlord.




Seriously, anonymous with Soylent Green should win.

MMayes said...
Oct 30, 2008, 11:12:00 PM  

What's Russell Westbrook doing at the Phillies riot?

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2008, 1:16:00 AM  

We'll show Detroit how to a championship riot is supposed to go down.

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2008, 2:30:00 AM  

A-ROD SUCKS!, A-ROD SUCKS, A-ROD SUCKS!

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2008, 2:40:00 AM  

what do you mean this ain't Boston?

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2008, 10:09:00 AM  

Obviously Civic pride.

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

The next time you'll probably see all of us together will be in the prison shower yelling "fresh fish" at you!!

Anonymous said...
Oct 31, 2008, 3:37:00 PM  

Turning over this car was practice. Talkin' bout practice. The real game is turnin' over a transit bus, fire truck and AI's moomma's Escalade. This...is just practice.

Mal said...
Oct 31, 2008, 7:21:00 PM  

Let's hear about your fahrfegneugen now, bizzatch.

Mal said...
Oct 31, 2008, 7:27:00 PM  

That's it, I'm flipping every car over until I get a damn cheese steak WITH!

Sean H said...
Oct 31, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

It took all six of 'em to roll Andy Reid over during the celebration (Reid seen dressed in all red)

frickinidiot said...
Oct 31, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

This picture was later put on the steps of city hall with a note..."4 the Mare"

Brave Sir Robin said...
Nov 1, 2008, 10:03:00 AM  

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