Create The Caption #295

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"NEWMAN!"- Mez

"Eli Manning curses Turn Back the Clock Night. He was under the impression that it only effected the Browns uniforms, but was surprised to learn that his Quarterbacking ability had reverted to 2006 form."- Dan

"Evil Wax Eli Looks Frustrated. I wonder where he locked up docile real life Eli."- Simon

"I. Did not have. Sexual relations. With that woman."- Via Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Charles Barkley with Ben Stein on Larry King Live last night?


Daily Links:

In Defense Of Adam Jones (M Live)
Barkley Is Everywhere These Days (NESW Sports)
The Deep Dark Secrets Of The Colts (Food Court Lunch)
How About Some College Hoops Previews? (TGNC)
That Was A Heck Of A Lot To Give Up For Roy Will (Moon Dog)
Scottish Soccer Fans Are Awesome (Beautiful Game)
T Gonz Is None Too Pleased With The Chiefs (FOX Sports)
An Online Baseball Game Involving Trading Baseball Cards...Awesome! (Baseball Boss)
Blog Action Day (Sports Agent Blog)
A Look At The Age Of The Close (Hall of Very Good)
Guarding Adam The Video (You Tube)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:01 PM

40 Comments:

You owe The Wynn how much?

Billy said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Barkley's thought: Dang, this guy reminds me of Ferris Bueller's teacher in that Breakfast Club at Ridgemont High movie.

Jeremiah said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Barkley: I wonder if he's going to give me any of his money...

Evan said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"That's right Larry, we are doing a sequel to the Defiant Ones."

John Brown said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Bueller, Bueller, anybody, anybody.

Michael said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

charles barkley is the first person ever to lose ben stein's money.

douche said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Charles Barkley's eyes glaze over due to boredom during a Gamblers Anonymous meeting. (What, you didn't know Ben Stein was in GA? He gave away his money on a TV show to people who could guess the correct answers to more trivia questions than he could. Why do you think that show went off the air?)

Dan said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Dun da dat da daaaa, dat da da, dat da daaaa daaaaaaaa

It's the theme to the Odd Couple. If you can figure out a better way to type it, be my guest.

Chubs said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

STEIN: I just loved your hit song "Crazy"

Joseph said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Larry King: Now Chrales why are you voting for Obama?

Charles: (dead silence)

Ben: Bueller, Bueller, anybody, anybody.

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Stein was thrown for a loop when the Best of Ten Test of Knowledge featured questions about point spreads from the late 90's and improper golf swing technique.

Ted said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

I can't believe that Earvin "gone fishin'" over to ESPN.

GMoney said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

You can ask me all you want Ben, you're not making it into my 5.

http://tobroketolaugh.com/albinos-the-truth-is-out-there/2008/10/15/

Obliv1ion said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Man, I have never seen him so close up before, Larry looks like a crab, or some kind of frog, man, he is just fucked up lookin.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Stein: "So Charles, McCain is trying to institute his economics plan. Something D-O-O Economics... Voodoo... Voodoo Economics..."

Charles: "Ben, you had me at 'Hello!'"

foos said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Barkley: I'm stuck in between the two most annoying people in the political world. This is why I'm an independent. This is trbl.

Interrupting Larry Andersen said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

Barkley cannot hide his sadness at learning that Ferris Bueller really is sick and absent from History class today.

Corn said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Charles: I rather be gambling.

Stein: So, Charles let me explain to you what is trickle down economics.

49er16 said...
Oct 15, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

No, Charles, Jimmy Kimmel didn't go to Auburn...

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

Welcome to BET BEN STEIN'S MONEY.

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

The first clip from the latest and not-so-anticipated 48 Hours sequel.

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Please tell me you really didn't take the points in the game 5 of the Finals? Ben you're tur-a-bull.

Blackhawk said...
Oct 15, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Somewhere, Frank Caliendo practices saying "Bueller" for the 4th consecutive hour.

Mez said...
Oct 15, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

I didn't understand a word he just said but Kenny Smith if you are watching you a bama.

Jeff V said...
Oct 15, 2008, 3:16:00 PM  

Charles Barkley plots vengeance on an unsuspecting producer off stage who has found videos of his golf swing on Youtube.

Jared said...
Oct 15, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Ben: So here we are, 21 days until the election...

Charles: 21? WOO HOO! BLACKJACK MOFO!!!!!!

BF said...
Oct 15, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

Charles (internally): "Stein, Stein, Stein"

Larry King: "Do you have a question, Charles?"

Charles: "Yes, I want to ask Mr. Stern..."

Ben: "My name is Ben Stein, Charles..."

Charles: "I knew that fool!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

Sing-a-long time:
Ebony and Ivory....

Pip said...
Oct 15, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

For dry, red eyes....

Steven said...
Oct 15, 2008, 5:22:00 PM  

Barkley: blah blah blah...I could so kick his pasty ass.

MMayes said...
Oct 15, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

...and that's why I don't eat shrimp!

Jay

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

Stein: Clear Eyes gets the red out.

Chuck: Gets the red outta my Wynn account?

Stein: Wow.

Cason said...
Oct 15, 2008, 7:17:00 PM  

Barkley...Barkley...Barkley...?

Secor314 said...
Oct 15, 2008, 7:22:00 PM  

Stein: And the next category is- Harder, Bettor, Fatter, Stronger.
CB: That's Turrrble.

Bazooka Jones said...
Oct 15, 2008, 8:20:00 PM  

Barkley: "Larry, last time I was on, you promised to hook me up with a bunch of those suspenders."
Stein: "Charles, I believe the question was about--"
Barkley: "Get me those suspenders!"

Oct 15, 2008, 10:13:00 PM  

Charles Barkley and Ben Stein appear on "Larry King Live" to announce that they did not portray Condaleeza Rice and Henry Kissinger in Oliver Stone's upcoming movie "W".

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 10:35:00 PM  

As Ben Stein lectures on whatever Ben Stein wants, Charles Barkley wonders if Larry King's set is really just a big "Light Bright" board.

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 10:38:00 PM  

Charles Barkley: "A financial bailout from the government? Anything less would be uncivilized!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 10:41:00 PM  

Larry King at the end of the segment: "I'd like to thank Charles Barkley and Ben Stein for appearing on the show tonight. Be sure to come back tomorrow night and join us for our new political panel: Karl Malone, James Carville, and Pat Sajak."

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

Charles, only a fucking fool stands on soft 16.

C.G.F. said...
Oct 16, 2008, 12:57:00 AM  

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