Create The Caption #295
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"NEWMAN!"- Mez
"Eli Manning curses Turn Back the Clock Night. He was under the impression that it only effected the Browns uniforms, but was surprised to learn that his Quarterbacking ability had reverted to 2006 form."- Dan
"Evil Wax Eli Looks Frustrated. I wonder where he locked up docile real life Eli."- Simon
"I. Did not have. Sexual relations. With that woman."- Via Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Charles Barkley with Ben Stein on Larry King Live last night?
Daily Links:
In Defense Of Adam Jones (M Live)
Barkley Is Everywhere These Days (NESW Sports)
The Deep Dark Secrets Of The Colts (Food Court Lunch)
How About Some College Hoops Previews? (TGNC)
That Was A Heck Of A Lot To Give Up For Roy Will (Moon Dog)
Scottish Soccer Fans Are Awesome (Beautiful Game)
T Gonz Is None Too Pleased With The Chiefs (FOX Sports)
An Online Baseball Game Involving Trading Baseball Cards...Awesome! (Baseball Boss)
Blog Action Day (Sports Agent Blog)
A Look At The Age Of The Close (Hall of Very Good)
Guarding Adam The Video (You Tube)
40 Comments:
Barkley's thought: Dang, this guy reminds me of Ferris Bueller's teacher in that Breakfast Club at Ridgemont High movie.
Barkley: I wonder if he's going to give me any of his money...
"That's right Larry, we are doing a sequel to the Defiant Ones."
Bueller, Bueller, anybody, anybody.
charles barkley is the first person ever to lose ben stein's money.
Charles Barkley's eyes glaze over due to boredom during a Gamblers Anonymous meeting. (What, you didn't know Ben Stein was in GA? He gave away his money on a TV show to people who could guess the correct answers to more trivia questions than he could. Why do you think that show went off the air?)
Dun da dat da daaaa, dat da da, dat da daaaa daaaaaaaa
It's the theme to the Odd Couple. If you can figure out a better way to type it, be my guest.
STEIN: I just loved your hit song "Crazy"
Larry King: Now Chrales why are you voting for Obama?
Charles: (dead silence)
Ben: Bueller, Bueller, anybody, anybody.
Stein was thrown for a loop when the Best of Ten Test of Knowledge featured questions about point spreads from the late 90's and improper golf swing technique.
I can't believe that Earvin "gone fishin'" over to ESPN.
You can ask me all you want Ben, you're not making it into my 5.
http://tobroketolaugh.com/albinos-the-truth-is-out-there/2008/10/15/
Man, I have never seen him so close up before, Larry looks like a crab, or some kind of frog, man, he is just fucked up lookin.
Stein: "So Charles, McCain is trying to institute his economics plan. Something D-O-O Economics... Voodoo... Voodoo Economics..."
Charles: "Ben, you had me at 'Hello!'"
Barkley: I'm stuck in between the two most annoying people in the political world. This is why I'm an independent. This is trbl.
Barkley cannot hide his sadness at learning that Ferris Bueller really is sick and absent from History class today.
Charles: I rather be gambling.
Stein: So, Charles let me explain to you what is trickle down economics.
No, Charles, Jimmy Kimmel didn't go to Auburn...
Welcome to BET BEN STEIN'S MONEY.
The first clip from the latest and not-so-anticipated 48 Hours sequel.
Please tell me you really didn't take the points in the game 5 of the Finals? Ben you're tur-a-bull.
Somewhere, Frank Caliendo practices saying "Bueller" for the 4th consecutive hour.
I didn't understand a word he just said but Kenny Smith if you are watching you a bama.
Charles Barkley plots vengeance on an unsuspecting producer off stage who has found videos of his golf swing on Youtube.
Ben: So here we are, 21 days until the election...
Charles: 21? WOO HOO! BLACKJACK MOFO!!!!!!
Charles (internally): "Stein, Stein, Stein"
Larry King: "Do you have a question, Charles?"
Charles: "Yes, I want to ask Mr. Stern..."
Ben: "My name is Ben Stein, Charles..."
Charles: "I knew that fool!"
Sing-a-long time:
Ebony and Ivory....
For dry, red eyes....
Barkley: blah blah blah...I could so kick his pasty ass.
...and that's why I don't eat shrimp!
Jay
Stein: Clear Eyes gets the red out.
Chuck: Gets the red outta my Wynn account?
Stein: Wow.
Barkley...Barkley...Barkley...?
Stein: And the next category is- Harder, Bettor, Fatter, Stronger.
CB: That's Turrrble.
Barkley: "Larry, last time I was on, you promised to hook me up with a bunch of those suspenders."
Stein: "Charles, I believe the question was about--"
Barkley: "Get me those suspenders!"
Charles Barkley and Ben Stein appear on "Larry King Live" to announce that they did not portray Condaleeza Rice and Henry Kissinger in Oliver Stone's upcoming movie "W".
As Ben Stein lectures on whatever Ben Stein wants, Charles Barkley wonders if Larry King's set is really just a big "Light Bright" board.
Charles Barkley: "A financial bailout from the government? Anything less would be uncivilized!"
Larry King at the end of the segment: "I'd like to thank Charles Barkley and Ben Stein for appearing on the show tonight. Be sure to come back tomorrow night and join us for our new political panel: Karl Malone, James Carville, and Pat Sajak."
Charles, only a fucking fool stands on soft 16.
You owe The Wynn how much?