Create The Caption #294
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Yesterday's Winners....
The all movie quote edition!!!!
"That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!"- Chubs (Hilarious!)
"My name is Shane Victorino. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- Sanity Has Gone South
"Victorino: Oh, oh, Hiroki. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Martin: Jus...
Victorino: What?
Martin: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Victorino: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****ng' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
- Langston
"Victorino: You know what I am going to do about this?
Martin: What?
Victorino: Nothing...So what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it like a man!"
- Via Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eli Manning after last night's loss to the Browns?
Daily Links:
An Awesome Interview With Steve Sabol Of NFL Films (On The DL)
More On Barkley Announcing Outdoors (Salty Milk)
There Are Two Very Special Sports Media BDays Today! (Sports Culture)
A Look Inside Luc Robataille's Poker Tourney (Kings TV)
The Kornheiser-Jaws Experiment Needs To Stop (LOCG)
NBA Video Game Gliches (The Howevah Files)
Matt Stairs? Really??? (Rumors and Rants)
Clemson Fans Get Soooo Emotional Baby! (The Sports Point)
An ESPN Writer With A Multiple Personality (NOIS)
Just Do Your Job Madden (Money Shot)
Was Palin A Former Knicks City Dancer? (Satire Alert) (E True Sports)
Rocco Bads Is Awesome! (Bugs and Cranks)
49 Comments:
Eli: "Please excuse me as I take the Browns to the Super Bowl"
Eli: Hmmm, Fruit Loops or Captain Crunch?
Eli Manning curses Turn Back the Clock Night. He was under the impression that it only effected the Browns uniforms, but was surprised to learn that his Quarterbacking ability had reverted to 2006 form.
Hey! Kids! Get offa my lawn!
Eli: "Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have went on that three day coke binge with Lawrence Taylor..."
Missed it by that much...
Ski-NNER!
"Ok now what would Peyton say to the media to spin this into a positive?"
Eli: Focus.... Focus.... YES! Perfect Manning Face. Eat your heart out Peyton!
Nice to see Peyton and Eli switched back to their original hosts!
Maybe facing the Williams Sisters in a DSRL match and Playing football on the same day wasn't such a good idea
Note to self: do NOT take on Romeo Crennel in Double Stuf racing.
Eli realized that it simply wasn't his night, when after the game Derek Anderson covered his rock with paper.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
I. Did not have. Sexual relations. With that woman.
Scotty. Beam me out of here.
Hmm...all this losing is making me hungry...good thing I brought this knuckle sandwich.
Yes...yes...all goes according to plan...we've got them right where we want them...
Hey....HEY!!!
I'll bet I could make a great sandwich with all my left-over chutneys!!!
Jeezis, first Jaws said I am the next coming of YA Tittle, then he says that I'm confused. Man, I can't follow what that Polish idiot is saying, he must be a drunk idiot Polack ex-shitty-QB. I'm better than he ever was. Fuck him.
Dangit! mez stole my comment. "Newman!" is clearly the winner.
Even eating his thumb can't remove the bitter taste of defeat from Eli's mouth.
http://tobroketolaugh.com
Evil Wax Eli Looks Frustrated. I wonder where he locked up docile real life Eli.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
Hmmm, I wonder what ad I'll see Peyton in tomorrow.
Man, I really shouldn't have eaten all those pixie sticks the night before the game
big bucks big bucks big bucks no whammy STOP!
Eli Manning literally AND figuratively shits his pants on national TV
I gotta stop working with Bernie Kosar...and his hair stylist.
Soon my plan to be beloved just like Favre will be realized! I figure a year or two learning a the feet of the master and I should be able to string quality performances together with horrible choking when it matters most.
After all, ESPN has to pick somebody, right? So why not me?
I might have lost to the Browns but by golly I'm not going to lose the football in the 3 helmet shuffle
(Inner thoughts of Eli Manning): "And to think all I was trying to do was pump fake Jimmy Kimmel's mom into submission this year."
Eli Manning to himself: "You know, it's lonely on the sideline without Tiki Barber criticizing me, Michael Strahan taking credit for everything positive that happens and Jeremy Shockey bitching about not getting the ball enough, only to get hurt later the next game. Thank God Plaxico's still around."
Eli Manning debates whether or not he should try to throw the ball left-handed to improve his performance during the Giants' next series.
aw hamburgers!
Eli's reaction when asked "What sound does a doggy make?"
The prospect of dealing with both Manning and Norv face was the deciding factor in the Chargers agreeing to Eli's trade demand
You better stop celebrating your win Quinn, or who knows where I might put this!
Wait, why are you bending over?
Damn you Madden!
It's about time that thumb got put back where it belongs.
A la Col. Klink- HOOOOOGGGAAANNNN!!
"Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute."
*sniff* I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
Ahh! My Toof!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Fresh off a loss against the Browns, Eli Manning switches gears and prepares to salvage his night with a victory in the Oreo Double Stuff Racing League.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Gosh, I can't believe Peyton talked me into this Jesus wig
NEWMAN!