Create The Caption #293

Monday, October 13, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....


"Pablo: LET'S
Rafael: GET OUTTA
Manny: HERE
Casey: LIKE NOW!"
- Bob

"Now you wanna get a running start, like this, before you throw a traveling secretary to the ground. Those 60 year men ca be hard to take down!"- Birdman

"(Inner thoughts of Rafael Furcal): "Man, I hope this team resigns Manny in the off-season. If he sticks around, no one is ever going to notice that I only play half a season every year."- Anon

"The warning signs for the Dodgers really went off before Game 1 when Manny finished first in wind sprints."- Cason
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Shane Victorino and Russell Martin discussing the high and tight pitch from Hiroki Kuroda last night?


Daily Links:

Why Is Baseball Commentary So Dumb? (Slate)
Someone Who Doesn't Enjoy Jesse Palmer's Commentary (Central Maine)
Texas Tech Fans Are Creepy (The Sports Point)
LOLNFL: Week Six (KSK)
FOX's Keys To The Game Are Groundbreaking (Philly Will Do)
The Rich Rod Song (Ryan Parker Songs)
The Dolphins Radio Crew Loves The Wildcat O (BSO)
Madden Glitches Are Too Much Fun (On 205th)
State Of The Senior Quarterback (Cake Rocks The Party)
Voting Is Up For The Blogscars (NESW)
Some Announcing Pet Peeves (SS Reporters)
An Inteview With Soxman (Loul's Dong)
The Top Is Still Pretty Quiet (LOCG)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:15 PM

40 Comments:

"What'cha gonna do, brother, when Shane Victorino runs wild on you!"

GMoney said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Martin: "I don't know where it's going ... I wouldn't dig in too much if I were you."

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

"That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!"

Chubs said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  
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foos said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Victorino: "Seriously Russ, tell your wife it was fun, but to stop calling me. By the way, she's telling everyone that you're only this big..."

foos said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

NO MARY ANNE WAS DEFINITLY HOTTER THEN GINGER

zach said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

hey do you know how to say stop throwing at my head in japanesse?

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

"Tastes great!"
"Less filling"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

If he throws at my head again I'm sending Brett Myers after his wife.

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Martin: You might be the only person in the league that I am taller than.
Victorino: You are only this much taller than me, Damn!

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Victorino: "Now you listen here, sunshine..."

JFein said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

I'm telling you right now that they really did boo Sarah Palin.

Ian said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Victorino: "No, bro, those really are So Taguchi's real eyes!"

Martin: "Come on man, I've been reading a lot of Stephen King lately."

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

That's what she said.

Jay said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

My name is Shane Victorino. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Martin: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny,you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Victorino: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Martin: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Kuroda: Flyin' Hawaiian no, You got it all wrong.
Victorino: Oh, oh, Hiroki. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Martin: Jus...
Victorino: What?
Martin: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Victorino: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****ng' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Langston said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Victorino "Russ, when was the last time you had a prostate exam"

Martin: "Hey, I don't even let anyone wag a finger in my face!"

Dave said...
Oct 13, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

Shane: Hey Russ, hows your wife and my kids?

Russ: Shutup, or we will drill the next time you are up.

49er16 said...
Oct 13, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Victorino: You know what I am going to do about this?
Martin: What?
Victorino: Nothing...So what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it like a man!
(Liar Liar reference)

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

Here, take my dip you big silly, but don't forget yours again... Wow, do you keep an extra ball in your pants?

Cameron Michael said...
Oct 13, 2008, 4:40:00 PM  

Victorino: "Confucious say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger. Here...smell."

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 4:46:00 PM  

Victorino: Rock beats scissors!!! Now you owe me a fastball right over the middle!!!

Cason said...
Oct 13, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Victorino: "Of course Howard deserves the MVP award. He hit like a ton of homeruns and stuff."

Martin: "He is a strikeout machine!"

Victorino: "Yeah...but...he hits HOMERUNS!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 5:07:00 PM  

You and Mr. Miyagi over there just messed with the wrong dojo, that's right Cobra Kai!

http://tobroketolaugh.com

Obliv1ion said...
Oct 13, 2008, 5:11:00 PM  

Shane: Did you call me a cocksucker?

Russle: No, I said it was a cock sucky call.

Jeff said...
Oct 13, 2008, 5:21:00 PM  

You call this an ounce of weed? Tell Manny to come over here.

GradyJacksonsBelly said...
Oct 13, 2008, 6:48:00 PM  

Pull my finger.

Mal said...
Oct 13, 2008, 6:52:00 PM  

"But the black Ghostbuster, he do nothing."

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 8:18:00 PM  

"See what I had done was I took a LEFT on Elysian Avenue..."

Brian said...
Oct 13, 2008, 9:33:00 PM  

Shane Victorino to Russell Martin: "You just wait until Jamie Moyer gets out here next inning. He's going to stick a 48 mile per hour fastball in your ribcage. That will make you bastards think twice about doing this again!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 9:51:00 PM  

Shane Victorino to Russell Martin: "By the power of Grayskull...I have the POWER!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 9:53:00 PM  

Russell Martin to Shane Victorino: "Two men enter...one man leaves, it's 'Highlander' time, b'otch!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 9:56:00 PM  

Russell Martin to Shane Victorino: "Does Hideki Kuroda have to choke a bitch?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 9:57:00 PM  

Shane Victorino: "So, I hear the In 'N' Out Burger is near Radford, huh?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 9:59:00 PM  
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Oct 13, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

No dude, ONE CUP, two chicks - and only one cup

Anonymous said...
Oct 13, 2008, 11:11:00 PM  

Shane Victorino haiku:

Throw at me, will ya?
I'll get my revenge, bastards!
Two run shot Monday

Oct 13, 2008, 11:34:00 PM  

Can't we vaguely ethnic people all just get along?

pf said...
Oct 13, 2008, 11:50:00 PM  

DUDE! This booger is HUGE!!!

Frank T. Tank said...
Oct 14, 2008, 12:05:00 AM  

...say hi to your mother for me.

Jeff V said...
Oct 14, 2008, 8:50:00 AM  

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