Create The Caption #292
Thursday, October 09, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"FRANK: "HOLY SHIT! Is that a Nets fan?"- Matt Daaaaamon
"Neil Patrick Harris stars in Harold & Kumar go to Nets Camp- Underachieving One Free Agent at a Time"- Anon
"Yi: YOOUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAASS!!!!
VC: Coach!! He won't moooooove!!!!
Frank: First down!"
- Frigidevil
"In an attempt to fit in with his new team's co-owner Jay-Z, Yi Jianlin shows he can throw his hands in the air like he just don't care."- Anon
"Josh Boone: Practice?!? You want me to stay awake during practice?!?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Dodgers' Pablo Ozuna, Rafael Furcal, Manny Ramirez and Casey Blake getting a workout before the NLCS?
Daily Links:
FOX's Eric Karros Agrees With McCarver (Farther Off The Wall)
Silly Pacman (The Landry Hat)
Blogger Video Awards! (NESW Sports)
Reilly Might Be Right About The Rays (Signal to Noise)
The Collins Brothers Are Not All That Good (Simon on Sports)
The Daily Show Thinks Cubs Fans Are Stupid (You Been Blinded)
F'ing Steve Bartman (Mouthpiece Sports)
Bargnani Isn't Playing Around (Food Court Lunch)
Female Rays Fans Are Awesome (Deuce of Davenport)
And There's Even Video Of The Process (SFW) (Bugs and Cranks)
K-State Fans Are Equally As Awesome (The Sports Point)
Worst Sports Fan Tattoos (Yep Yep)
An Interview With Busted Coverage (The Big Picture)
48 Comments:
Today's forecast for the greater Philadelphia area: Sunny with a chance of D-batteries and Snow balls...
*Pat Gillick's voice over the PA system*: "Hey you kids... Get off my God damn lawn!"
Pablo: LET'S
Rafael: GET OUTTA
Manny: HERE
Casey: LIKE NOW!
Somewhere off camera, the Phanatic waits to deploy the razor edged trip line...
+1 for the Goonies reference Bob
Obviously, this is one of those drills where they run backwards.
By striding forward with his left leg, Manny proves once again what a crazy, irrepressible free spirit he is.
Manny: "I don't know what I've been told!"
Gang(repeating): "I don't know what I've been told!"
Manny: "McCarver's looking mighty old"
Gang(repeating): "McCarver's looking mighty old"
That's it, Manny. Left foot, right foot, left, right, now faster, a little faster, faster now. You got it, buddy! You're running! You're really running!
Manny: "...Then she said, what did you expect, crabs?"
Blake looks like he's sprinting, while the rest are just jogging.. geez Casey, you're slow.
"Now you wanna get a running start, like this, before you throw a traveling secretary to the ground. Those 60 year men ca be hard to take down!"
Manny: So this is what your supposed to do after hitting a HR?
Manny: "So when I wanted to hustle in Boston, I'd do this..."
Vin Scully:
Hello again friends. The Dodgers are in the NLCS for the first time since I was in short pants. Manager Joe Torre points to the acquisition of Manny Ramirez to lead the "Flying V" as the turning point of the season. Hey, let's take a look at that little tyke eating an ice-cream cone. That's what baseball's all about.
You know what they say: "It's just Casey Blake being Casey Blake."
Manny: Dis Philly, I know whare we gets da big cheezburger. Follow me!
Dude, I just rang McCarver's doorbell! run, go!
Manny: Now you go one step back and wiggle your hips. Merengue is easy!
Manny: "I would have never done this is Boston."
I told y'all I could run, I just didn't want to run before...
If Manny runs just a little faster, his leg braces will fall off and he'll really fly!
Manny shows the rest of the Dodgers how to not beat out a throw to first.
Film critic Jay Sherman...is...lead...ing the New...York...Ci...ty...Marathon! *collapses*
Andruw and Pierre did a great job on this turf.
Tommy Lasorda:[from a golf car outside the picture] I don't know what I been Told!
Dodgers: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD
TL: Eskimo Pussy is mighty cold
D: ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD
TL: Sound off!
D: V P
TL: Sound off!
D: PAAAA-LINNN
VP PALIN'S COLD MOOSE PUSSY
Must ... resist ... urge ... to run back ... and high-five ... invisible fan.
Manny: So why did you guys run to the fence and back twice? I can do it just as fast once.
McCarver is such an idiot, you always limp with your right leg.
Manny says I GOT A BIG PENIS HAHAH YO GUYS DONT!!! Which makes kent look down!!
Manny: "...just run with a limp like this and--VOILA--$120 million dollars the following year."
So the agent says, "What do you call this little group you have here?" and I said, "The Aristocrats!!!"
"But the bell rang!"
Manny has done a lot of thing in Dodgerland, but the robot is one he should have left in Boston.
Manny: "Casey, see how much more freely our pants move when we run? Tell Nomar, too."
Did someone say donuts in the Clubhouse?
First one there gets to pee in the wall!!
"We're so excited, we're so excited. We're so....so....scared.."
Manny Ramirez to Rafael Furcal: "Everybody thinks this is me running. Really, it's me just doing The Robot."
(Inner thoughts of Rafael Furcal): "Man, I hope this team resigns Manny in the off-season. If he sticks around, no one is ever going to notice that I only play half a season every year."
(Inner thoughts of Casey Blake): "I don't think I can run any slower and still not pass ManRam. Maybe if I only use one leg, I won't show him up. I thought I was old and slow."
Manny: "This is how you run when you go to take a dump inside the Green Monster".
Follow me guys! I think the green monster is straight ahead!
Manny: Why would I run this hard in practice, I'm not going to run this hard in a game!
The warning signs for the Dodgers really went off before Game 1 when Manny finished first in wind sprints.
Manny: why are you guys following me? I'm just practicing running myself out of L.A. like I did Boston.
Imigracion esta en el clubhouse
RUNNNNNNN!!! I think Old man O'Hurley just stepped on that flaming bag of shit, and he looks pissed!!!