Create The Caption #292

Thursday, October 09, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"FRANK: "HOLY SHIT! Is that a Nets fan?"- Matt Daaaaamon

"Neil Patrick Harris stars in Harold & Kumar go to Nets Camp- Underachieving One Free Agent at a Time"- Anon

"Yi: YOOUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAASS!!!!
VC: Coach!! He won't moooooove!!!!
Frank: First down!"
- Frigidevil

"In an attempt to fit in with his new team's co-owner Jay-Z, Yi Jianlin shows he can throw his hands in the air like he just don't care."- Anon

"Josh Boone: Practice?!? You want me to stay awake during practice?!?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Dodgers' Pablo Ozuna, Rafael Furcal, Manny Ramirez and Casey Blake getting a workout before the NLCS?


Daily Links:

FOX's Eric Karros Agrees With McCarver (Farther Off The Wall)
Silly Pacman (The Landry Hat)
Blogger Video Awards! (NESW Sports)
Reilly Might Be Right About The Rays (Signal to Noise)
The Collins Brothers Are Not All That Good (Simon on Sports)
The Daily Show Thinks Cubs Fans Are Stupid (You Been Blinded)
F'ing Steve Bartman (Mouthpiece Sports)
Bargnani Isn't Playing Around (Food Court Lunch)
Female Rays Fans Are Awesome (Deuce of Davenport)
And There's Even Video Of The Process (SFW) (Bugs and Cranks)
K-State Fans Are Equally As Awesome (The Sports Point)
Worst Sports Fan Tattoos (Yep Yep)
An Interview With Busted Coverage (The Big Picture)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:05 PM

48 Comments:

RUNNNNNNN!!! I think Old man O'Hurley just stepped on that flaming bag of shit, and he looks pissed!!!

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

Today's forecast for the greater Philadelphia area: Sunny with a chance of D-batteries and Snow balls...

foos said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

*Pat Gillick's voice over the PA system*: "Hey you kids... Get off my God damn lawn!"

foos said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

Pablo: LET'S
Rafael: GET OUTTA
Manny: HERE
Casey: LIKE NOW!

Bob said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:20:00 PM  

Somewhere off camera, the Phanatic waits to deploy the razor edged trip line...

foos said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

+1 for the Goonies reference Bob

foos said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

Obviously, this is one of those drills where they run backwards.

Wade Robertson said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

By striding forward with his left leg, Manny proves once again what a crazy, irrepressible free spirit he is.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

Manny: "I don't know what I've been told!"

Gang(repeating): "I don't know what I've been told!"

Manny: "McCarver's looking mighty old"

Gang(repeating): "McCarver's looking mighty old"

sanity has gone south said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

That's it, Manny. Left foot, right foot, left, right, now faster, a little faster, faster now. You got it, buddy! You're running! You're really running!

Josh said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

Manny: "...Then she said, what did you expect, crabs?"

Dan W said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Blake looks like he's sprinting, while the rest are just jogging.. geez Casey, you're slow.

Tom said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

"Now you wanna get a running start, like this, before you throw a traveling secretary to the ground. Those 60 year men ca be hard to take down!"

Birdman said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

Manny: So this is what your supposed to do after hitting a HR?

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Manny: "So when I wanted to hustle in Boston, I'd do this..."

N8Dawg said...
Oct 9, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Vin Scully:
Hello again friends. The Dodgers are in the NLCS for the first time since I was in short pants. Manager Joe Torre points to the acquisition of Manny Ramirez to lead the "Flying V" as the turning point of the season. Hey, let's take a look at that little tyke eating an ice-cream cone. That's what baseball's all about.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

You know what they say: "It's just Casey Blake being Casey Blake."

GMoney said...
Oct 9, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Manny: Dis Philly, I know whare we gets da big cheezburger. Follow me!

D W said...
Oct 9, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Dude, I just rang McCarver's doorbell! run, go!

hollywood wags said...
Oct 9, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Manny: Now you go one step back and wiggle your hips. Merengue is easy!

Drazzel said...
Oct 9, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Manny: "I would have never done this is Boston."

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

I told y'all I could run, I just didn't want to run before...

Alex said...
Oct 9, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

If Manny runs just a little faster, his leg braces will fall off and he'll really fly!

Mike said...
Oct 9, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Manny shows the rest of the Dodgers how to not beat out a throw to first.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

Film critic Jay Sherman...is...lead...ing the New...York...Ci...ty...Marathon! *collapses*

Chris said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

Andruw and Pierre did a great job on this turf.

rhino ear said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

Tommy Lasorda:[from a golf car outside the picture] I don't know what I been Told!

Dodgers: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BEEN TOLD

TL: Eskimo Pussy is mighty cold

D: ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD

TL: Sound off!

D: V P

TL: Sound off!

D: PAAAA-LINNN

VP PALIN'S COLD MOOSE PUSSY

Jeff V said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:20:00 PM  

Must ... resist ... urge ... to run back ... and high-five ... invisible fan.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Manny: So why did you guys run to the fence and back twice? I can do it just as fast once.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

McCarver is such an idiot, you always limp with your right leg.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:31:00 PM  

Manny says I GOT A BIG PENIS HAHAH YO GUYS DONT!!! Which makes kent look down!!

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

Manny: "...just run with a limp like this and--VOILA--$120 million dollars the following year."

dustinuga said...
Oct 9, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

So the agent says, "What do you call this little group you have here?" and I said, "The Aristocrats!!!"

Brian said...
Oct 9, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

"But the bell rang!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

Manny has done a lot of thing in Dodgerland, but the robot is one he should have left in Boston.

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

Manny: "Casey, see how much more freely our pants move when we run? Tell Nomar, too."

Steven said...
Oct 9, 2008, 5:02:00 PM  

Did someone say donuts in the Clubhouse?

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 5:26:00 PM  

First one there gets to pee in the wall!!

MMayes said...
Oct 9, 2008, 7:05:00 PM  

"We're so excited, we're so excited. We're so....so....scared.."

JFein said...
Oct 9, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

Manny Ramirez to Rafael Furcal: "Everybody thinks this is me running. Really, it's me just doing The Robot."

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 8:38:00 PM  

(Inner thoughts of Rafael Furcal): "Man, I hope this team resigns Manny in the off-season. If he sticks around, no one is ever going to notice that I only play half a season every year."

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 8:43:00 PM  

(Inner thoughts of Casey Blake): "I don't think I can run any slower and still not pass ManRam. Maybe if I only use one leg, I won't show him up. I thought I was old and slow."

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

Manny: "This is how you run when you go to take a dump inside the Green Monster".

Mal said...
Oct 9, 2008, 9:30:00 PM  

Follow me guys! I think the green monster is straight ahead!

Anonymous said...
Oct 9, 2008, 9:43:00 PM  

Manny: Why would I run this hard in practice, I'm not going to run this hard in a game!

Scott said...
Oct 9, 2008, 10:24:00 PM  

The warning signs for the Dodgers really went off before Game 1 when Manny finished first in wind sprints.

Cason said...
Oct 10, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

Manny: why are you guys following me? I'm just practicing running myself out of L.A. like I did Boston.

Sal said...
Oct 11, 2008, 9:05:00 AM  

Imigracion esta en el clubhouse

TPage said...
Oct 11, 2008, 8:14:00 PM  

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