Create The Caption #291
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Bay: So there we were, on the beach, watching the waves... It was the most beautiful day of my li...
Papel: Yeah, whatever pussy. Help me get this cork off."
- Foos
"Since all else seemed equal in the clubhouse beverage department, the allegiance of Wade Boggs came down to the age old question of bottles or cans."- Wade Robertson
"Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning."- BF
"Paps: This one has Sager's name all over it..."- Anon
"Pap, when you're spooning what are you supposed to do with this arm?"- Bacon
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Catptioners Choice: Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Nets holding practice?
Daily Links:
Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter (Gus Johnson's Whisper)
The All F-U-Up Defensive Team (LOCG)
Brewers Fans Are Awesome (Homerun Derby)
Where Can We Put Sage? (Bugs and Cranks)
An NLCS Preview (Baseball Musings)
Here Come The Dodgers (I'm Writing Sports)
Your Red Sox As Bond Villains (Bugs and Cranks)
U.S. Senator Robbed At A Notre Dame Game (Rumors and Rants)
McNabb Is Embarassed (Yardbarker)
Should Players Be Punished For Ripping Refs? (Wash Post)
A Quick Reminder That Steve Phillips Is Not Bright (Simon on Sports)
The Shirt That Every Bengals Fan Needs (First Cuts)
Solid Gold Baby (Big League Stew)
38 Comments:
Two words my friend: Old Spice.
Diddy Mao!!! Diddy Mao!!! What part of Diddy Mao don't you understand????
Help me LeBron Kenobi. You're our only hope...
Carter: Who's that midget standing behind Yi?
Dude are you gonna move that chair or what?
Lawrence Frank, Vince Carter, and Xi prepare to face the hole
Lawrence Frank and Yi join forces to make "Stuck on You 2: Even Worse Than The First".
FRANK: "HOLY SHIT! Is that a Nets fan?"
You can always pass through the legs of the chair or you can choose to dribble around the chair...it's really up to you.
(Completely monotone and bored sounding) Fear me for I am Monkey King. (pause) Alright guys, it was funny at first but now it's just racist.
*voice coming from background*
"Do we really have to deal with Larry, Moe, and Curly for like 6 months AND be one of the seven teams that can't gimp into the playoffs? I'm going back to bed..."
CALL ME SCOTTY SKILES AGAIN AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!
And then the 14 year old gymnasts from my country finished there routine with one of these!
Neil Patrick Harris stars in Harold & Kumar go to Nets Camp- Underachieving One Free Agent at a Time
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2008-9 New Jersey Nets
Yi: YOOUUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAASS!!!!
VC: Coach!! He won't moooooove!!!!
Frank: First down!
Vince, Toronto hates you "THIS MUCH"
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"There's his hand. When I see his head, I'm going to hit with this basketball."
"Your way's not very sportmanlike."
Vince: Damn, How did you shave all of your armpit hairs again??
Yi, an avid British "The Office" fan, tries to sheild everyone from watching Coach Frank murder the David Brent Office Dance.
Josh Boone appears to have caught Frank's rehearsal earlier that day in the locker room; thus, his boredom.
This Blaster! Twenty men enter Thunderdome, only him leave!
So let me make sure I have this straight. Chinese dude --- shave the pits, Italian women --- let 'em grow...
PEOPLE OF EARTH:
Ni hao, bitchezzzzzz!
The rest of the Nets are no match for Yi Jianlian, the world's tallest 10 year old.
Dude. You keep playing defense like that and we're going to yank your union card.
Hey! Scoreboard dude! My name starts with this letter, ok? Not some weird symbol that looks like two old guys doing it.
Coach Frank: "Ok, so if we go this way I think we can find LeBron."
Yi: "Nah coach, I can just wave my arms. He'll see us."
Yi: Vince, I wuv you thiiiis much!
Coach Frank and Yi are still convincing the rest of the team that the five dollar foot longs are still available at Subway>
Once again, Lawrence Franks just got out-hustled for the hot dog vendor's attention. You can't teach size.
In an attempt to fit in with his new team's co-owner Jay-Z, Yi Jianlin shows he can throw his hands in the air like he just don't care.
Josh Boone: Practice?!? You want me to stay awake during practice?!?
In an effort to revolutionize basketball in the 21st Century, Nets head coach Lawrence Frank uses Vince Carter and Yi Jianlin to display his new "Point and Stare" offense.
Lawrence Frank: "Alright guys, let's run this one for Shooter!"
who's the guy yawning?
Frank: You! Singing a lullaby and making Josh Boone fall asleep, OUT!
Carter: "We're better zone defenders."
Coach Frank: "I wanted man-to-man last year. We gave up 100+ points a game with zone. And which assistant persuaded me to play zone last year? You might never know. That one."
Coach: Alright, we need to help Yi here! Carter, you be the "M". Dooling, you're "C". And yawning guy in the back, you'll be "A".