Create The Caption #291

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Bay: So there we were, on the beach, watching the waves... It was the most beautiful day of my li...
Papel: Yeah, whatever pussy. Help me get this cork off."
- Foos

"Since all else seemed equal in the clubhouse beverage department, the allegiance of Wade Boggs came down to the age old question of bottles or cans."- Wade Robertson

"Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning."- BF

"Paps: This one has Sager's name all over it..."- Anon

"Pap, when you're spooning what are you supposed to do with this arm?"- Bacon

Catptioners Choice: Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Nets holding practice?

Daily Links:

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter (Gus Johnson's Whisper)
The All F-U-Up Defensive Team (LOCG)
Brewers Fans Are Awesome (Homerun Derby)
Where Can We Put Sage? (Bugs and Cranks)
An NLCS Preview (Baseball Musings)
Here Come The Dodgers (I'm Writing Sports)
Your Red Sox As Bond Villains (Bugs and Cranks)
U.S. Senator Robbed At A Notre Dame Game (Rumors and Rants)
McNabb Is Embarassed (Yardbarker)
Should Players Be Punished For Ripping Refs? (Wash Post)
A Quick Reminder That Steve Phillips Is Not Bright (Simon on Sports)
The Shirt That Every Bengals Fan Needs (First Cuts)
Solid Gold Baby (Big League Stew)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:10 PM


Coach: Alright, we need to help Yi here! Carter, you be the "M". Dooling, you're "C". And yawning guy in the back, you'll be "A".

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

Two words my friend: Old Spice.

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

Diddy Mao!!! Diddy Mao!!! What part of Diddy Mao don't you understand????

Adam said...
Oct 8, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Help me LeBron Kenobi. You're our only hope...

BF said...
Oct 8, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

Carter: Who's that midget standing behind Yi?

49er16 said...
Oct 8, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Dude are you gonna move that chair or what?

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Lawrence Frank, Vince Carter, and Xi prepare to face the hole

Unknown said...
Oct 8, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Lawrence Frank and Yi join forces to make "Stuck on You 2: Even Worse Than The First".

GMoney said...
Oct 8, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

FRANK: "HOLY SHIT! Is that a Nets fan?"

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

You can always pass through the legs of the chair or you can choose to dribble around the's really up to you.

Drazzel said...
Oct 8, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

(Completely monotone and bored sounding) Fear me for I am Monkey King. (pause) Alright guys, it was funny at first but now it's just racist.

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

*voice coming from background*
"Do we really have to deal with Larry, Moe, and Curly for like 6 months AND be one of the seven teams that can't gimp into the playoffs? I'm going back to bed..."

foos said...
Oct 8, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

And then the 14 year old gymnasts from my country finished there routine with one of these!

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

Neil Patrick Harris stars in Harold & Kumar go to Nets Camp- Underachieving One Free Agent at a Time

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2008-9 New Jersey Nets
VC: Coach!! He won't moooooove!!!!
Frank: First down!

Frigidevil said...
Oct 8, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Vince, Toronto hates you "THIS MUCH"

Oct 8, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

"There's his hand. When I see his head, I'm going to hit with this basketball."

"Your way's not very sportmanlike."

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 2:45:00 PM  

Vince: Damn, How did you shave all of your armpit hairs again??

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Yi, an avid British "The Office" fan, tries to sheild everyone from watching Coach Frank murder the David Brent Office Dance.

Josh Boone appears to have caught Frank's rehearsal earlier that day in the locker room; thus, his boredom.

Corn said...
Oct 8, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

This Blaster! Twenty men enter Thunderdome, only him leave!

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 3:31:00 PM  

So let me make sure I have this straight. Chinese dude --- shave the pits, Italian women --- let 'em grow...

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  


Ni hao, bitchezzzzzz!

Heef said...
Oct 8, 2008, 4:55:00 PM  

The rest of the Nets are no match for Yi Jianlian, the world's tallest 10 year old.

TJX said...
Oct 8, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

Dude. You keep playing defense like that and we're going to yank your union card.

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

Hey! Scoreboard dude! My name starts with this letter, ok? Not some weird symbol that looks like two old guys doing it.

Jared said...
Oct 8, 2008, 6:35:00 PM  

Coach Frank: "Ok, so if we go this way I think we can find LeBron."
Yi: "Nah coach, I can just wave my arms. He'll see us."

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 7:11:00 PM  

Yi: Vince, I wuv you thiiiis much!

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

Coach Frank and Yi are still convincing the rest of the team that the five dollar foot longs are still available at Subway>

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

Once again, Lawrence Franks just got out-hustled for the hot dog vendor's attention. You can't teach size.

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 10:14:00 PM  

In an attempt to fit in with his new team's co-owner Jay-Z, Yi Jianlin shows he can throw his hands in the air like he just don't care.

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 10:59:00 PM  

Josh Boone: Practice?!? You want me to stay awake during practice?!?

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 11:01:00 PM  

In an effort to revolutionize basketball in the 21st Century, Nets head coach Lawrence Frank uses Vince Carter and Yi Jianlin to display his new "Point and Stare" offense.

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 11:03:00 PM  

Lawrence Frank: "Alright guys, let's run this one for Shooter!"

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 11:08:00 PM  

who's the guy yawning?

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 11:34:00 PM  

Frank: You! Singing a lullaby and making Josh Boone fall asleep, OUT!

Anonymous said...
Oct 8, 2008, 11:52:00 PM  
This comment has been removed by the author.
Oct 9, 2008, 1:08:00 AM  

Carter: "We're better zone defenders."
Coach Frank: "I wanted man-to-man last year. We gave up 100+ points a game with zone. And which assistant persuaded me to play zone last year? You might never know. That one."

Oct 9, 2008, 1:14:00 AM  

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