"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

JBay: "Dammit Sully got in the locker room again, and now my jersey's ruined"

Bay: So there we were, on the beach, watching the waves... It was the most beautiful day of my li...

Papel: Yeah, whatever pussy. Help me get this cork off.

How and why was Will Leitch invited to the Red Sox post game celebration? The world will never know...

"For God's sake will someone PLEASE get Annie Sprinkle the hell out of here"

Man....I love you man. I'm just saying...*hiccup*....I just love you is all.

Bay: So I was rounding third and then...

Paps: Woah look a scratch and sniff

The Tampa photo: The fact that this is the Rays' first trip to the ALCS was evident by the fact that one of their players became blind during the celebration.

I'm going to hit this guy in the face with this champagne bottle if he doesn't stop singing O' Canada.

Since all else seemed equal in the clubhouse beverage department, the allegiance of Wade Boggs came down to the age old question of bottles or cans.

Clay Aiken downs a Bud Light explaining that its not difficult to swallow semen.

I cant believe someone hasn't said "zee goggles... they do nothing!!!!!!" yet

What a surprise: The Rays look like they're having fun ... and the Red Sox look like douches.

Tampa : Hey, who let Peter North in here?

Rays: Hey, Chicago Cubs how does it feel to go to the World Series? OH, we forgot.

Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.

And to think, I might have been in Canada sucking down a Molson or even in Pittsburgh with an Iron City. But i'm here with you wearing silly goggles drinking with you.

Man am I glad I got those beer goggles off. Pedroia over there was starting to look pretty good.

"Hey, this champagne bottle's not in 3-D! TERRY!!"

I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm so sca....sorry, that horse has been beat to death

BAY: Jesus Paps I just lost my woody.

In either picture:

"'TOPES RULES! GO ISOTOPES!!!"

BAY: "Hey, you're right, this IS more fun than golfing every October."

BAY: "So then I said to Xavier Nady, 'If you ever, EVER, tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your fucking throat.' True story."


RAYS: "Korbel? KORBEL!?! Are you fucking kidding me?!"

RAYS: "I'm a maniac, MANIAC, on the floor! And I'm dancin' like I never danced before!"

Papelbon: Why do they have to make the wrappers on these things so hard to open?

Bay: It's probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind.

Paps: This one has Sager's name all over it...

Rays: Hey White Sox, tell us how are ass tastes.

RED SOX: "Pap, when you're spooning what are you supposed to do with this arm?"

Bay: C'mon Jon hurry it up!

Paps: Damn this was easier at the Bunny Ranch.

Bay: So, you're sure you read somewhere that I can get this dried blood off my jersey with Bud Light?

Paps: Well, if not we can use this champagne I "found" in coach's desk.

Who let Stuart Scott in here?

I do not want to watch Captain EO! Where's Sacramone, I WANNA GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!