Create The Caption #289
Monday, October 06, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Wednesday's Winners....
"I'm so excited... I'm so excited... I'm so, so scared..."- Foos
"Dead Man coaching!"- Santa Claustrophobia
"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child"- Anon
"Let's see.. if I sell my house, sleep at the office, buy cases of Top Ramen at Costco, only wear Raider logowear, not spend my per deim on road trips, I should be able to save enough to retire after I'm fired."- Dave
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Young laughing with Jerry Rice during his jersey retirement ceremony yesterday?
Daily Links:
Willis McGahee Isn't A Suzy Kolber Fan (Baltimore Sun)
The Goulet Finalists Have Been Named! (American Mustache Institute)
Charissa Thompson Dyed Her Hair (Central Maine)
Chris Cooley Talks To Van Pelt About His Blog (Zone Blitz)
The Rams Are On Pace To Set The Points Allowed Record (Juiced)
Brad Ausmus: Beyond The Glory (Sox and Dawgs)
NBA Team Previews In Five Words Or Less (Cake Rocks The Party)
The Giants Look Like World Beaters (LOCG)
An Interview With Sports Host Carrie Milbank (The Love of Sports)
Stanford And Notre Dame Do Not Like Each Other (Rumors and Rants)
An Interview With The Man Who Bought Big Papi's Bed (Red Sox Monster)
28 Comments:
Young: I really think that J.T. O'Sullivan may be the next Steve Young or Joe Montana.
Rice: Hahahaha!!! Wait, you're being serious?
"Haha, 'She-shawn', get it?"
"...and then Emmitt says to me..."
Rice: Hey, remember when I played for the Raiders? HAHA
Young: HAHA! Oh, ya. What was that all about?
"I'm sorry, fellas I gotta get out of here. I'm way too white."
Guy in white shirt: "Hahaha... Jerry Rice called you Alfalfa, Steve..."
Steve: *stops laughing* *clears throat* "And why are you laughing, Pigface?"
Young (whose wife is preggers): "If my fourth child is black, I'm gonna kick one of ya'll ass."
Dude in back: "Oh shit."
And Boomer goes "You're with me, Leather!"
Young: "Right there! Right there is where I lost conciousness after my 8th concussion! Oh too funny...wait, what were we talking about again?"
Bill Walsh is dead and Joe Montana is broke! HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"and she says: Ping-pong balls? Oh, shit, I thought you said, King Kong's Balls!"
"and then one of the passengers says to the stewardess, 'and don't forget the coffee!'"
The laughter erupts as the bald man in the background sheepishly admits that Tory is his favorite "Saved by the Bell" girl.
Jerry Rice, already in the NFL Hall of Fame for being the best receiver ever, being elected in to the more obscure but equally prestigious Fake Over Laughing Hall of Fame by 2007 inductee Steve Young.
This is that special Kodak Moment where you'll always be able to remember when somebody told you the Niners have a shot this year.
Steve: "T.O. actually thinks he isn't getting enough touches!"
*LOL...LOL...LOL*
Guys remember that time I pissed in my special underwear??
Steve: "Oh, God, those concussions haven't getting any better. I thought I saw Jerry trying to dance on TV one night."
Jerry: "So I says to the hooker... rectum? Damn near killed em!"
Charles Dutton from ROC fame is pissed having found out his show and career were retired long ago.
buckledover.blogspot.com
So Steve, how are you coming on that Thank You letter to Leonard Marshall?
Rice:...and Steve remember when I said you were no Joe Montana.
Young: Good one Jerry...but that still can't top when Siefert sent the backup in without telling me in that Eagles game.
Rice: Oh yeah...and then your blowup on the sidelines.
Young: Goodtimes.
Rice to Young:
Seriously? Jeff Garcia isn't gay? Good one!!!
Hey, who "forgot" to invite Joe Montana ?
HA! And I though I was going bald!
"You know what sucks about being a rich, NFL Hall of Famer?"
all: "NOTHING!!!"
Dude in blue Shirt: "Steve, I told you not to eat the bean dip in the suite."
Young: "Lee Woodall wishes I didn't. He was standing right behind me."
"The Aristocrats!"