Wait, Dan Fouts Wants To Add Wes Welker To Where? (And The Rest Of Your Sunday In Quotes)

Monday, October 06, 2008

I've been meaning to do this all season long, but we finally got enough quotes to actually make it worth the effort. Before we get in to all of Sunday's worst, we need to listen to Dan Fouts praise Wes Welker. Via The Critical Fanatic....

"It's kind of a combination if you add Wes Welker to that dick."- Dan Fouts

Well then. You may want to add Welker to your dick, Dan....but I think the rest of us will pass. Here's the rest of your Sunday in quotes....

"He goes from Ocho Zero to the first catch of the day."- Jim Nantz
"What did you just say?"- Phil Simms

"With that fried alligator you need about six Johnnie Walkers. But that's for another day." - Al Michaels

"These days David Carr is known as the human victory cigar." - Curt Mennefee

"You know, if they do another Iron Man, which was a great movie, forget Robert Downey Jr. Get Ben Roethlisberger to do it." - Al Michaels

"The peripatetic Gus Johnson." - James Brown, finishing an update during SD-Miami
"Hahahaha." - Gus Johnson
"What? Should you be insulted?" - Steve Tasker
"I don't know what he meant. He went to Harvard, man." - Gus Johnson

"There's nothing sadder than someone losing their sole."- Greg Gumbel after Joseph Addai lost his shoe

"There are a lot of Terrible Towels here." - John Madden
"There are a lot of Jaguars fans crying in their towels." - Al Michaels

"Usually a ball hitting the player in the chest is a pretty good spot."- Troy Aikman
"So says the bitter ex-QB."- Joe Buck

"Steve, you've been a Pro-Bowler 7 or 8 times, but you've also had 7 or 8 concussions, so you're allowed to have a brain freeze." - Gus Johnson to Steve Tasker

"Michael Griffin ran it like a text book."- Solomon Wilcots

And my personal favorite....

"They will have a heck of an arsenary."- Troy Aikman

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:08 AM


""Steve, you've been a Pro-Bowler 7 or 8 times, but you've also had 7 or 8 concussions, so you're allowed to have a brain freeze." - Gus Johnson"

What was Brent Jones' excuse?

hollywood wags said...
Oct 6, 2008, 11:11:00 AM  

Fouts was obviously referring to Dick Enberg, who was doing the game with him. Most of the quotes on here have to heard in their context, or else you can take anything and make it sound ridiculous

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 11:19:00 AM  

Did you happen to catch the first segment of FNIA last night? I swear Bob Costas was on those Johnnie Walkers that Al was referencing. In the same segment he nearly fell out of his chair, developed an incontrollable case of the giggles, and in his laughter, called Jerome Bettis, "Jerome Buttis".

JFein said...
Oct 6, 2008, 11:21:00 AM  

Really, though, the Patriots game was FULL of "awful announcing." There may be worse than Randy Cross out there in terms of NFL color guys, I haven't found one though.

He used the words "You definitely want to maybe..." on at least 2 occasions in the second half. That's just the tip of the iceberg. I wish I could remember most of them right now, unfortunately I endured 12 innings of Chip Carey last night which may have melted my brain.

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 11:27:00 AM  

Yes, Anon #1....we know that. That's part of the fun. We're talking Sports....not everything has to be so serious.

Oct 6, 2008, 11:33:00 AM  

What? No mention of Chris Myers' stupid comments during the Broncos-Buccaneers game? In the 2nd Quarter, the Broncos face 3rd and 3, but Brandon Marshall amasses five yards on the reception. Perhaps my HD signal makes this more apparent, but Myers says he "appears" to have it? He is a dumb guy.

Brad James said...
Oct 6, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

'Add Wes Welker to that Enberg.'
Uhhhh..he said 'Dick', huh-huh-huh!

Anonymous said...
Oct 6, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Yeah, yeah, he said dick - but it's also HOW he said it. Like, with no comma in front of dick. Which really does make it sound like AA typed it. Which really is a disturbing thought.

Burning River said...
Oct 6, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

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