Your Overall Pammy Winner For 2008 Is.....

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Of course it's the very namesake of the Award! Pamela Ward beat all of the odds, and a ridiculous push by Brent Musburger, to win her own award for 2008!!!! I'll have more awards, quotes and details on the Post Season Pammies tomorrow, but in the meantime let's re-live some of the quotes that lead Pammy onto victory!

"Greg Orton came over and they slapped each other... on the palms."

"That was the last four drives, Minnesota had five straight five-and-outs."

"Northwestern players...looking over to the sidelines...they want to go for it." (On a 3rd and 9)

"They've gotta spike the ball here!" (On a 4th down play)

"No dope slapping in Football."

"We are coming to you from Heinz Stadium in Pittsburgh..."

"We see a bunch of wet stuff coming up from the ground." (Or rain)

“Great tackle, er, broken tackle by Charles. Gordon finally gets him in the backfield. Gain of 5 for Charles.”

Congrats Pam, you earned it! Here is how the final week of the season panned out, and your final standings....

Your Week Fifteen Pammy Winners

10. "Hey, I took off my shoes." - Paul Maguire

9. "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why." - Brad Nessler
"Virginia Tech's defense is coming to town." - Paul Maguire

8. "2nd down and inches here.....or I should say 2nd down and ten. I have to correct myself there." - Brent Musberger

7. "Tim Tebow's like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball....this time he snaked Alabama with a play action pass." - Gary Danielson

6."We'll send it for the first time today to Matt Winer." - Brent Musberger
"Or John Saunders, Brent." - John Saunders

5. "Final snap of the opening quarter it looks like, or I should correct myself, I was looking at the wrong clock." - Brent Musburger

4. "Sounds like the OJ sentencing!" - Mike Patrick, after a referee says the timeouts for the home uniforms in USC-UCLA will run concurrently

3. "Look at those rear ends!"- Brent Musburger

2. "Big hole, Brown explodes." - Brent Musberger

1. "Jermaine Cunningham comes in his face."- Mark May

Final Standings: 1. Pam Ward (84), 2. Lou Holtz (73), 3. Gary Danielson (70), 4. Brent Musburger (66), 5. Mike Patrick (54), 6. Brad Nessler (48), 7. Bob Griese (36), 8. Petros Papadakis (33), 9. Andre Ware (24), 9. Paul Maguire (24) 11. Charles Davis (23), 12. Ray Bentley (22), 13. Mark Jones (21), 14. Bob Davie (20), 15. Kirk Herbstreit (18), 16. David Norrie (15), 17. Barry Tompkins (12), 18. Verne Lundquist (11), 19. Sean McDonough (10), 19. Todd Blackledge (10), 19. Mark May (10), 22. Tom Hammond (9), 22. Rob Stone (9), 24. Pat Haden (8), 24. Brock Huard (8), 24. Stacey Dales (8)

Others Receiving Votes:
Joe Tessitore (7), Kelly Stouffer (7), Alex Flanagan (7), Steve Physioc (7), Dave Lapham (6), Doug Chapman (6), Jesse Palmer (5), Ed Cunningham (5), Ron Franklin (8*), Craig Bolerjack (4), Chris Spielman (4), Terry Gannon (4), Dave Pasch (11), Dave Archer (3), Ron Thulin (3), Doc Walker (3), Wendi Nix (2), John Saunders (2), Rod Gilmore (1), David Diaz-Infante (1)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 5:05 PM



JFein said...
Dec 10, 2008, 5:58:00 PM  
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walnuts said...
Dec 10, 2008, 6:16:00 PM  

And for winning the prestigious Pammy Award, you reward is...

Calling the La. Tech-No. Illinois Independence Bowl. Have fun in Shreveport!

walnuts said...
Dec 10, 2008, 6:29:00 PM  

Pam's reward should've been the same as Michigan's this year: eliminated for any bowl consideration.

Dec 10, 2008, 6:44:00 PM  

Was there any doubt? Haha. Such a great game you have on here AA.

bsells12 said...
Dec 10, 2008, 7:45:00 PM  

And Paulie Walnuts, the Independence Bowl will die a slow, painful death after this year. Shoulda had Boise State-TCU there instead of San Diego.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 10, 2008, 7:53:00 PM  

Gotta give folks a warning when you slap a photo of Pam Ward on the screen and it's all you see.

Good thing that wasn't in HD.

Secor314 said...
Dec 10, 2008, 8:55:00 PM  
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JFreak said...
Dec 10, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

I'm terribly disappointed that AA Hates ESPN hasn't weighed in yet.

JFreak said...
Dec 10, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

If you must have a woman doing play-by-play can't it be one who knows what she's talking about?

Brad James said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

LMAO, great stuff!

Mantlemurcer said...
Dec 11, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

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