Your Week Fifteen Pammy Nominees

Tuesday, December 09, 2008


Alrighty people, this is for all the marbles. Pammy was on a D-II game so that might have opened the door for either Danielson, Patrick or Nessler and don't forget about Musburger! That guy went off this week as he apparently took an extra shot or two before the game. Here are twenty to choose from, and your overall winner will be announced tomorrow.

As always, thanks to all of the commenters for helping get these together. You even set an AA comment record in doing so this past Saturday! Good stuff and onto the quotes....

The Pam Ward Chronicles Week Fifteen

1. "Big hole, Brown explodes." - Brent Musberger

2. "And now there's-- it's a snowball, I thought it was a flag."- Ron Franklin

3. "Tim Tebow's like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball....this time he snaked Alabama with a play action pass." - Gary Danielson

4. "Sounds like the OJ sentencing!" - Mike Patrick, after a referee says the timeouts for the home uniforms in USC-UCLA will run concurrently

5. "Final snap of the opening quarter it looks like, or I should correct myself, I was looking at the wrong clock." - Brent Musburger

6. "See the big fellow at the top of the screen, he's asking for the football." - Andre Ware
"He's flashing" - Dave Pasch

7. "2nd down and inches here.....or I should say 2nd down and ten. I have to correct myself there." - Brent Musberger

8. "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why." - Brad Nessler
"Virginia Tech's defense is coming to town." - Paul Maguire

9. "Norris was in his face and kept riding him." - Mike Patrick

10. "When you slip and fall, and make your own fatal errors...."- Brock Huard

11. "We'll send it for the first time today to Matt Winer." - Brent Musberger
"Or John Saunders, Brent." - John Saunders

12. "This is a fake by Dodge!...and he punts it at the last minute." - Dave Pasch

13. "(Bama DB) Kareem Jackson didn't believe that (Florida WR) David Nelson could beat him deep. He squatted all over him."- Gary Danielson

14. "There you see the very famous 'Tightwad Hill'. Lotsa tightwads up there." -Petros Papadakis on the far side of Memorial Stadium where the fans watch for free

15. "Hey, I took off my shoes." - Paul Maguire

16. "I have a feeling it's gonna turn around at the end of the quarter. A lot of it has to do with the wind. Although the turnover had nothing to do with it." - Ray Bentley

17. "Let's throw it upstairs to Brent Musberger, in that warm announcement booth." - Marcellus Wiley

18. "Look at those rear ends!"- Brent Musburger

19. "I usually just fill it out. I'm computer illiterate." - Brad Nessler on his Heisman ballot

20. Jermaine Cunningham comes in his face."- Mark May
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Posted by Awful Announcing at 2:10 PM

9 Comments:

To say that he had an extra shot or two is an understatement. He must have been doing kegstands before that performance.

JFein said...
Dec 9, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

Personally, because there are so many slightly odd Musburger quotes and I can't vote for them all, I'm going with Mike Patrick's completely off the wall OJ reference. Although May's was better for sophomoric humor.

Ed said...
Dec 9, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

Musberger! HAHAHAHA!! Dirty Old Man!
I just found this blog.Im instantly reminded of last year Iwas watching a PAC 10 basketball game last season and one team gets a transition layup,then the other team inbounds with a long pass and scores instantly. The color man, who's name eludes me, sez "You run it up my backside I run it up your backside!!"
chronwell

Anonymous said...
Dec 9, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

Mike Patrick is going to be in the Hall of Fame someday.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 9, 2008, 3:31:00 PM  

I still don't understand the Snake Doctor analogy that Danielson failed at making relevant.

GMoney said...
Dec 9, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

where is this one:
"Last of the paper ballots here." - Chris Fowler to Lee Corso after Corso said he sent in Heisman vote.
"We vote online" - Desmond Howard on his and Fowler's voting method.
"Will OJ vote" - Fowler
"He wont be voting online." - Howard (via JG)

i laughed so hard when i saw it, i was just pining to vote for it. :(

Stephen said...
Dec 9, 2008, 7:27:00 PM  

Did you pull a Blagojevich with Musburger or something? I think the fix is in.

Pip said...
Dec 9, 2008, 7:53:00 PM  

mouseburger was truly legendary this past weekend, his drool cup has been overflowing for the past 30 years... but that hail mary pass from mike patrick was unbelievable!!

juiced said...
Dec 10, 2008, 12:11:00 AM  

Musburger is well aware of this little poll and tries to win it every week

Dennis said...
Dec 10, 2008, 1:22:00 AM  

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